(2003-12-21) -- Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright suggested today that the Bush administration influenced the timing of the release of the blockbuster movie 'The Return of the King' to boost the economy before the 2004 elections.
"In the first five days that movie has raked in $125 million," said Ms. Albright. "And that doesn't include popcorn, beverages and Sno-Caps. This is a major shot in the arm for the economy, and I find the timing suspicious. All three of these movies have been released during the Bush administration, and this one may create the economic tsunami that carries Bush to his second term."
In related news, Democrat presidential candidate Dick Gephardt, who is boycotting 'The Return of the King,' said the film was a 'miserable failure' which sent high-paying American jobs to New Zealand.
Senator John F. Kerry, also rumored to be considering a White House bid, said, "This is a great day for America. Of course, I was one of the early supporters of adventure movies. And while George Bush can get the vicarious rush of watching a filmed battle sequence, I actually left some blood on the battlefield."
Rival Wesley Clark said, "I support this movie, and recommend that people go to see it, but they should leave the theater as quickly as possible."
Candidate Dennis Kucinich said, "I told you Bush was false. I told you he was tricksy."
What on earth do you have to smoke to even get those ideas, let alone believe that shit????
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Dahak wrote:What on earth do you have to smoke to even get those ideas, let alone believe that shit????
Um... click the link, d00d. IT'S SATIRE!!!! The page header reads "News Fairly Unbalanced. We Report. You Decipher" and you think it's going to be anything but a joke?
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Ok, then my faith in humanity is somewhat restored
Great Dolphin Conspiracy - Chatter box
"Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknown, everything is obvious." ZORAC GALE Force Euro Wimp Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all state authority.
Dahak wrote:What on earth do you have to smoke to even get those ideas, let alone believe that shit????
Um... click the link, d00d. IT'S SATIRE!!!! The page header reads "News Fairly Unbalanced. We Report. You Decipher" and you think it's going to be anything but a joke?
Whoops! That'll teach me to read the link before commenting.
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