On the local news last night there was a story on how some dumbass delibrately crashed his car into the front door of one of the downtown fire stations, jumped out and tried to run away yelling "Praise God! Praise Allah!" he made it a few yards before he was tackled by half a dozen pissed of fire-fighters. i'll try and find a link. What a fucking dumbass.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:On the local news last night there was a story on how some dumbass delibrately crashed his car into the front door of one of the downtown fire stations, jumped out and tried to run away yelling "Praise God! Praise Allah!" he made it a few yards before he was tackled by half a dozen pissed of fire-fighters. i'll try and find a link. What a fucking dumbass.
If only all of Al-Quaida had that amount of intelligence.
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown
Nothing can beat the pair of Mexican illegal immigrants who tried to rob a California bank claiming they had an atomic bomb in a suitcase.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:Nothing can beat the pair of Mexican illegal immigrants who tried to rob a California bank claiming they had an atomic bomb in a suitcase.
Sure you can. The group of idiots who pulled an ATM out of the wall and drug it behind their truck. Then were surprised when the cops pulled them over.
Why are you pulling us over, we weren't doing anything wrong?
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
How about the criminals who hijacked an atm and put it in the back of their truck and promptly drove off, forgeting that your suppose to close the back of a truck if you don't want all your stuff falling out.
Datana wrote:Then there's this Darwin Award from '99.
Oh, the hilarity!
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