Which is more dangerous to the Borg?

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Which one?

An ISD
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28%
R2-D2
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2%
Marauding Jawas
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4%
A Starfleet Armada
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1%
A copy of Windows XP
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48%
The Borg are Infallable!
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2%
Oh No! Straha found the polls again! RUN!
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14%
 
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Hmm?
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Honestly, while an ISD could do a shitload of damage, the Borg network is well known for it's enormous lack of security. Sticking Windows on a drone would infect the entire collective and fuck them over. It would do far more damage than an ISD.
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I probably shouldn't have to ask but is this a serious thread?
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:I probably shouldn't have to ask but is this a serious thread?
With options such as "Windows XP", I doubt that this thread is entirely serious.
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Rhoades wrote:
Kamakazie Sith wrote:I probably shouldn't have to ask but is this a serious thread?
With options such as "Windows XP", I doubt that this thread is entirely serious.
Sometimes it is hard to tell.
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Go farther than just Windows; use a full-fledged computer virus and bring the entire collective under your control! :D
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kojikun wrote:Honestly, while an ISD could do a shitload of damage, the Borg network is well known for it's enormous lack of security. Sticking Windows on a drone would infect the entire collective and fuck them over. It would do far more damage than an ISD.
Numureos Episodes show that a virus usally only manges to take out one ship. The collective abobdons the ship rather than have the virus continue further.
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Shinova wrote:Go farther than just Windows; use a full-fledged computer virus and bring the entire collective under your control! :D
What's the difference between the two?
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Ender wrote:
Shinova wrote:Go farther than just Windows; use a full-fledged computer virus and bring the entire collective under your control! :D
What's the difference between the two?
Windows tends to last longer
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Most viruses are less effective, and don't have nearly the man-hours or money poured into making sure they destroy your system.
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you could always have them assimilate riff and torg from sluggy instead. then the collective would want to do nothing but drink beer and eyeball scantily clad females all day. ;)
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Windows XP

After all, if it's a pirate copy, after 30 days, it will lock up all there computers and the hive mind will crash (grin)

Okay, seriously

Windows XP has more security holes then a Starfleet computer, so if the Borg switched, any half-assed script kiddie could take them out
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Shinova wrote:Go farther than just Windows; use a full-fledged computer virus and bring the entire collective under your control! :D
*looks at Windows XP* Hmm. *looks at virus* Hmm. There's, umm... you imply a difference.
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And why is this in the PST? Off to the STvsSW forum.
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Ender wrote:
Shinova wrote:Go farther than just Windows; use a full-fledged computer virus and bring the entire collective under your control! :D
What's the difference between the two?
Not much.
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Not Windows XP. Millenium Edition.

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As dangerous as Windows is, I sincerely doubt that it'll run in the Borg Collective. Something about technical specification not withing paramaters or something.

As such, my vote goes to the pack of marauding Jawas. Fear them, for they are short and speak jibberish.
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YT300000 wrote:Not Windows XP. Millenium Edition.

The most potent computer annihilation weapon known to man.
Hah! Windows ME is nothing compared to the utter weapon of mass destruction that was Windows 1.0. It was originally designed towards the end of the cold war to license to the Russians and crash their computer infrastructure. It was deployed to the American public instead to try to recoup expenses. :D
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Darth Yoshi wrote: As such, my vote goes to the pack of marauding Jawas. Fear them, for they are short and speak jibberish.

Agreed, I have friends whose plans for world domination revolve around armies of unintelligible midgets(for the increased ability to keep secrets and lower target profile of course).
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YT300000 wrote:Not Windows XP. Millenium Edition.

The most potent computer annihilation weapon known to man.
Millenium is not a problem if you know how to configure it properly
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Solauren wrote:Windows XP

After all, if it's a pirate copy, after 30 days, it will lock up all there computers and the hive mind will crash (grin)

Okay, seriously

Windows XP has more security holes then a Starfleet computer, so if the Borg switched, any half-assed script kiddie could take them out
I have seen many many computers running pirated versions of Windows XP and none were any different from original ones. Pirated copies of Windows dont lock up, its all Microsoft propoganda. Infact I had one running for over two years...
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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evilcat4000 wrote: I have seen many many computers running pirated versions of Windows XP and none were any different from original ones. Pirated copies of Windows dont lock up, its all Microsoft propoganda. Infact I had one running for over two years...
I would be careful about what you say. Also, you are correct that they don't crash. Pirate versions are merely the OEM copies without the copy protection scheme. The only thing Microsoft did to combat this was lock the two registration keys out of Service Pack 1, which was easily defeated using conventional means.
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I have not violated any laws since I saw pirated versions of Windows in terrertories where intellectual property rights do not apply yet. In the US I have never used any pirated software.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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anarchistbunny, May 4, 2003 wrote:Lets play the calculations game again! New shield figures from Bean 246 terraton shielding, or 246000000 megatons. Lets give the borg the again generous 256 megaton torps at one per second, and 1000 of em per wave, all fire until all are destroyed, no obstructions in firing. ISD can only fire MTLs, 200 gigatons, 1 every 2 seconds x 50 emplacements. It would take 40 seconds for the ISD to destroy all the cubes, in that time the cubes will do 10,240,000 megatons of damage, or 4.16% to the ISD's shields. So it would take over 25 waves of 1000 cubes to destroy a ISD(assuming once shields are gone, so is the ISD) and the ISD will have taken out over 24,000 cubes.
Now that 256 megaton figure is really very generous with Nemesis calcs and the fact that a Tacticle Borg Cube torp did very little damage to an unshielded(techinicly) Voyager, about the same as a Klingon torp did to the E-D in Generations IIRC.
Really with significantly smaller torp numbers the ISD>> WinXP
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evilcat4000 wrote: I have seen many many computers running pirated versions of Windows XP and none were any different from original ones. Pirated copies of Windows dont lock up, its all Microsoft propoganda. Infact I had one running for over two years...
I would be careful about what you say. Also, you are correct that they don't crash. Pirate versions are merely the OEM copies without the copy protection scheme. The only thing Microsoft did to combat this was lock the two registration keys out of Service Pack 1, which was easily defeated using conventional means.
Actually, I think there's only one "physical" version of the Pro package, and whether it will check your hardware and crap depends on whether you use a corporate key or a small-business key. Since corporations buy in bulk, they can't expect them to have to call M$ for every single copy in a 1000-license deal and such. What they did with the Service Pack was blacklist the most popular pirate key (and I think it didn't check it with HQ or whatever) but all that was needed was distribute a new, unblacklisted key :roll:
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