Coming out of the Closet...

[haas mark]

If you cannot name at least six different types of hammers, consider sexual re-assignment.

-thwap-



~ver

[Rob Wilson]

Now you see, that was an example of a guy who's trying way too hard to prove he's a retrosexual, and who secretly has wet dreams about sucking dick.

Why is it gay men love Richard so much? And why suck him, is he peppermint flavoured?

Enquiring minds need to know, just ask my collection on the mantlepiece.

[Robert Walper]

You forgot the part about how a guy who tries too hard to prove he's a retrosexual is probably a closeted homosexual.

My sentiments exactly.

[Peregrin Toker]

You forgot the part about how a guy who tries too hard to prove he's a retrosexual is probably a closeted homosexual.

My sentiments exactly.

Aerius is definately NOT gay. Or are he and jmac part of some conspiracy?

[Robert Walper]

You forgot the part about how a guy who tries too hard to prove he's a retrosexual is probably a closeted homosexual.

My sentiments exactly.

Aerius is definately NOT gay.

I hope I wasn't implying he was. And honestly, I couldn't care less when it comes down to it.

Or are he and jmac part of some conspiracy?

Not in my opinion.

Anyhow, I would simply put forth that the retrosexual image as portrayed by Aerius is a strict standard that few would actually fit, and some merely claim so as chest beating.

[Demiurge]

You forgot the part about how a guy who tries too hard to prove he's a retrosexual is probably a closeted homosexual.

My sentiments exactly.

Aerius is definately NOT gay. Or are he and jmac part of some conspiracy?

NOT Aerius, one guy on another board.

[Peregrin Toker]

My sentiments exactly.

Aerius is definately NOT gay. Or are he and jmac part of some conspiracy?

NOT Aerius, one guy on another board.

I thought that Aerius declared himself a retrosexual too.

[Demiurge]

I thought that Aerius declared himself a retrosexual too.

So? Mr. Wong was referring to men who are insecure about their sexuality and try too hard to be retrosexual. It was the guy on the other board who was trying too hard.

[Rob Wilson]

Aerius is definately NOT gay. Or are he and jmac part of some conspiracy?

You could have a point there, what is Aerius is a lesbian and Jmac is Bi-sexual! Of course it all makes sense now, aerius refers to "himself" as male because "he's" the Butch. yes, I see it all now.

[Darth Wong]

Another possibility is that Aerius is one of those gay men who forces himself to act hetero and thus lives a double life

Although I was actually talking about the guy on the other board.

[Rob Wilson]

Another possibility is that Aerius is one of those gay men who forces himself to act hetero and thus lives a double life

Or he's really a Homosexual but a closet retrosexual, and though leading a double life (perhaps he likes having a sense of style and appreciation for good cooking) his inherent retro-sexual tendencies are slipping through.

Although I was actually talking about the guy on the other board.

Yes I know, but where's the fun in that?

[El Moose Monstero]

Bah, to hell with both of the terms, homosexual, bisexual etc, I can live with, as they contain a certain amount of fact in them without necessarily leading to prejudgement. It's newly made up ones like metro/retrosexual that piss me off. 2 years ago, if you were classed as a metrosexual, you were described as someone who thinks he's god's gift/fancies himself amongst other more offensive terms. Now, you're a metrosexual, as if it's just a new thing that only the hip and happening cats are doing? Christ, there was a bloke on morning TV about 8 years ago talking about clear mascara for blokes and noone was making up terms to describe him.

Gah. I suppose in the somewhat annoying habit of pigeonholing everything we can get our hands on into some statement of style or fashion, all this would make me a bimetretosexual. Other terms could also include an everydaysortofchaposexual and an individosexual. And if I see any of those terms being even attempted to be deployed as a statement of who a person is as a summation of their entire personality and the results will not be pretty.

This mildly pissy and over the top rant was brought to you by me.

[Peregrin Toker]

Another possibility is that Aerius is one of those gay men who forces himself to act hetero and thus lives a double life

Excuse me, but why should one's sexual orientation dictate your behaviour?

It seems like you, by using the phrase "to act hetero", are encouraging gay people to conform to stereotypes.

[Rob Wilson]

Bah, to hell with both of the terms, homosexual, bisexual etc, I can live with, as they contain a certain amount of fact in them without necessarily leading to prejudgement. It's newly made up ones like metro/retrosexual that piss me off.

Hang on, are you telling me Retro/metro-sexual aren't jokes? These are actual definitions used out there?

[Rob Wilson]

Another possibility is that Aerius is one of those gay men who forces himself to act hetero and thus lives a double life

Excuse me, but why should one's sexual orientation dictate your behaviour?

It seems like you, by using the phrase "to act hetero", are encouraging gay people to conform to stereotypes.

Well Santa obviously brought you a sense of humour bypass for Christmas. Or maybe you're a person with a sense of humour who forces himself to act Humourless and thus leads a double life.

[Ghost Rider]

Bah, to hell with both of the terms, homosexual, bisexual etc, I can live with, as they contain a certain amount of fact in them without necessarily leading to prejudgement. It's newly made up ones like metro/retrosexual that piss me off.

Hang on, are you telling me Retro/metro-sexual aren't jokes? These are actual definitions used out there?

Yep...I've seen the media use them.

That alone should cement the thought that they are jokes, but people think of this as some new hip way of refering to people.

[Kuja]

Bah, to hell with both of the terms, homosexual, bisexual etc, I can live with, as they contain a certain amount of fact in them without necessarily leading to prejudgement. It's newly made up ones like metro/retrosexual that piss me off.

Hang on, are you telling me Retro/metro-sexual aren't jokes? These are actual definitions used out there?

Welcome to the world.

[Rob Wilson]

Hang on, are you telling me Retro/metro-sexual aren't jokes? These are actual definitions used out there?

Yep...I've seen the media use them.

That alone should cement the thought that they are jokes, but people think of this as some new hip way of refering to people.

I've lost the will to live. I'[m almost scared to ask what the hell a Metro-sexual is meant to be - do they get turned on by Public transit systems? Are they a new word for trainspotters (as oppossed to the old one of Eunuch).

How about this for a rule of a Retro-sexual - a real one never calls himself a retro-sexual or any other fad description.

[Ghost Rider]

Hang on, are you telling me Retro/metro-sexual aren't jokes? These are actual definitions used out there?

Yep...I've seen the media use them.

That alone should cement the thought that they are jokes, but people think of this as some new hip way of refering to people.

I've lost the will to live. I'[m almost scared to ask what the hell a Metro-sexual is meant to be - do they get turned on by Public transit systems? Are they a new word for trainspotters (as oppossed to the old one of Eunuch).

How about this for a rule of a Retro-sexual - a real one never calls himself a retro-sexual or any other fad description.

I believe Metro Sexual refers to a man who's hetero but looks like he's a gay man(or someone who dress well...I can't remember which bullshit one it is).....if I'm wrong...well this is because most has been erased from my mind and I care not to remember as such.

[Rob Wilson]

Welcome to the world.

I still have my receipt can I get a different one or my money back?

[Rob Wilson]

I've lost the will to live. I'[m almost scared to ask what the hell a Metro-sexual is meant to be - do they get turned on by Public transit systems? Are they a new word for trainspotters (as oppossed to the old one of Eunuch).

How about this for a rule of a Retro-sexual - a real one never calls himself a retro-sexual or any other fad description.

I believe Metro Sexual refers to a man who's hetero but looks like he's a gay man(or someone who dress well...I can't remember which bullshit one it is).....if I'm wrong...well this is because most has been erased from my mind and I care not to remember as such.

I think I prefered my definition.

[Ghost Rider]

Welcome to the world.

I still have my receipt can I get a different one or my money back?

Get a different one...currently I'm think Wild Anal Amazonia. That or the Kinky Playmates of Virgo 5.

[Kuja]

Welcome to the world.

I still have my receipt can I get a different one or my money back?

"Can you stop the world, please? I'd like to get off."

[Rob Wilson]

I still have my receipt can I get a different one or my money back?

Get a different one...currently I'm think Wild Anal Amazonia. That or the Kinky Playmates of Virgo 5.

Cute Babe and its companion satellite Labia Lover.

[Rob Wilson]

"Can you stop the world, please? I'd like to get off."

Almost. "Hey, stop the World. I want to get my rocks off!"