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Rob Wilson wrote:
Kuja wrote: "Can you stop the world, please? I'd like to get off."
Almost. "Hey, stop the World. I want to get my rocks off!" :wink:
I knew someone would make that pun...
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Rob Wilson wrote:
Kuja wrote: "Can you stop the world, please? I'd like to get off."
Almost. "Hey, stop the World. I want to get my rocks off!" :wink:
Why would anyone masturbate to a stationary planet?

Or does that refer to sexy space aliens?
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Rob Wilson wrote:I've lost the will to live. I'm almost scared to ask what the hell a Metro-sexual is meant to be - do they get turned on by Public transit systems? Are they a new word for trainspotters (as oppossed to the old one of Eunuch).
According the the great god Google:

metrosexual
(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
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Demiurge wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Kuja wrote: "Can you stop the world, please? I'd like to get off."
Almost. "Hey, stop the World. I want to get my rocks off!" :wink:
Why would anyone masturbate to a stationary planet?
I refer you to my earlier comments regarding Planet Cute Babe and its companion satellite. :P
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aerius wrote: According the the great god Google:

metrosexual
(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
Oh, a posing, lifestyle wanker - or Londoner as they are more commonly known. I should have guessed. :)
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Women can open the door for me, drop their mink coats in puddles so I don't get my feet wet, and pay for my dinner. Time for them to pay back all those centuries of free-loading.
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Most of those apply to me, I don't like red meat.
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Rob Wilson wrote:
aerius wrote: According the the great god Google:

metrosexual
(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
Oh, a posing, lifestyle wanker - or Londoner as they are more commonly known. I should have guessed. :)
I also believe that it is a secret conspiracy by an underground race of crab people who want to turn men into sissies so they can rule the world again.
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Wow...you just described the typical southern gentleman (or any real gentleman for that matter), of which I'd proudly say I try to be.
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Bah! I'm basically an Omnisexual. Which means i'm attracted to men, women, lady boys (Rye), Transvestites, and anything else in the constentual human brackets. Translation i'm a horn bastard who'll fuck anyone.
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Demiurge wrote:I always hold the doors.

What does it mean when the woman opens the door for the man? Does that make him a super-pussy?
The trick is to beat the lady to the door, by rugby-tackling them if necessary. Hell, that just makes you even more manly.
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