50 Reasons why LOTR sucked
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The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay.
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I don't get number 4. Anyone help?
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It's a reference to the show Bewitched, where the main character of Darren was played by two different actors over the course of the show. The first actor died, and so they brought in a replacement.CaptainChewbacca wrote:I don't get number 4. Anyone help?
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The only thing I could guess is that they didn't notice that there were two humans in the Fellowship, plus I think they thought Sean Bean's hair was reddish.CaptainChewbacca wrote:I got that, I didn't understand the red hair/black hair part.
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Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.
The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective fighters, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French.
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novelization of the movie?????? this guy is smoking crack.I've heard some students are even forced to read some novelization of the movie in their literature classes. Ridiculous. Does Hollywood run our classrooms now?
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um... its a joke...ali-sama wrote:novelization of the movie?????? this guy is smoking crack.I've heard some students are even forced to read some novelization of the movie in their literature classes. Ridiculous. Does Hollywood run our classrooms now?
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And a good one at that.
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People actually think this is serious?! Jesus shit on a stick, we need a sense of humor in here, stat!
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He missed another:
Strange facial hair:
Throughout all three movies Aragorn's Stubble remained the same, but as soon as he becomes king he gets a bushy beard!
Strange facial hair:
Throughout all three movies Aragorn's Stubble remained the same, but as soon as he becomes king he gets a bushy beard!
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Day Six:2000AD wrote:He missed another:
Strange facial hair:
Throughout all three movies Aragorn's Stubble remained the same, but as soon as he becomes king he gets a bushy beard!
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.
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Heh, I think we've seen this before though.
Either way, still a good read.
Either way, still a good read.
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Ahahahahaha! The FOTR journals! Those are classics!Iceberg wrote: Day Six:
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.
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But what about a Silmarillion super-prequel?
I forsee a Hobbit prequel in the making...I'll have to rent that one.
The rushed-through story the screenwriter threw in as the first ten minutes of Fellowship of the Ring looked a lot more interesting than the movie we were forced to watch. Why didn't somebody make a movie off that instead?
But what about a Silmarillion super-prequel?
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On the Jonathon Ross chat show on BBC1, Sir Ian Mckellan stated that the two film companies involved, New Line and 'I can't remember the name' were sorting out money and rights etc at the moment over a Hobbit film, and that all that was really left was to officially ask Peter Jackson to direct.D.Turtle wrote:Film the Silmarillion?
That would probably take more than 10 movies, each 3 hours long.
Supposedly PJ has said that he would like to make a 'The Hobbit' movie after he does his King Kong movie (or some other big bad monster movie).
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They should have had Bruce Campbell play Gandalf. That would've kicked ass.
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