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Removed it to save souls from corruption:

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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Ah, in true conspiracy theorist style, they've even managed to slip in an illuminati refrence on that....how quaint. :D
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I'd be more pissed at picking up a dollar that wasn't even money! :evil:
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Whatever your opinion of it, you have to admit that its well done. Anyway, Id rather pick that up then a "Chick" strip.
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ahh. i've seen these things before. rather a waste of paper if you ask me.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Whatever your opinion of it, you have to admit that its well done. Anyway, Id rather pick that up then a "Chick" strip.
I found a dollar that was a tract. Not Chick, but almost as retarded.
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Not bad
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Neat.
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In the picture there are two people behind Bush. One looks like Rumsfeld but I swear the one over his left shoulder looks like Larry King. :?
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It's Cheney, don't worry.
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Who controls the British crown, who keeps the metric system down?
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How many different corporation names, websites, and variations on "Bush is a Nazi" did they hide in that thing?
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That's pretty good workmanship. I bet they could make real convincing counterfeits if they wanted to.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Who controls the British crown, who keeps the metric system down?
WE DO!
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Thats not the only conspiracy there is:
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There are words all over the back. Pretty funny if you read them.
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HDS, shouldn't that be a ten dollar note? :wink:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Who controls the British crown, who keeps the metric system down?
WE DO!
WE DO!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who puts the Martians under wraps?
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Bah, Atlantis is nothing, you just make sure I don't show you where R'yleth is really. Also never try and spend money from other realities. I mean the $20 with Emporor Norton just don't seem to work in other California's...
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Well, they're the dumbfucks who thought up their "Total Information Awareness" agency with that damn spooky logo in the first place- what dumbshits, giving all the kooks ammo.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Who controls the British crown, who keeps the metric system down?
WE DO!
WE DO!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who puts the Martians under wraps?
Hehe, and now Bob Dole will read from the Ne-cro-no-micon...

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Every single time people on this board start talking about conspiracy theories, someone posts excerpts from the Stonecutters' song. It's old, it's not funny anymore, and it's pointless spam.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Thats not the only conspiracy there is:
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Have you visited any of these websites? I went to truth-now and whatreallyhappened, and they both seemed to try and sell stuff to me, with truth-now not even bothering to put any content in. It looked like a porn site :P
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