I'm MARRIED!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-12-26 04:21am

WAIT a minute! Marrying an American citizen gets you naturalized?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-12-26 05:11am

Spyder wrote:WAIT a minute! Marrying an American citizen gets you naturalized?

Nope, you still have to shell out some bucks and take a citizenship test.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-12-26 05:22am

Tsyroc wrote:
Nope, you still have to shell out some bucks and take a citizenship test.

Of fucksticks, there goes my presidential campaign.

[edit], hey 1k posts, woo!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-26 05:24am

Spyder wrote:
Tsyroc wrote: Nope, you still have to shell out some bucks and take a citizenship test.
Of fucksticks, there goes my presidential campaign.

Dude, remember what I told you? You can't be President unless you were born here. That rule was enacted to prevent President Arnold Schwarzenegger

Oh yeah, you also can't be president if you're not a rich white Christian. </cynic>

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-12-26 05:37am

Dalton wrote: Dude, remember what I told you? You can't be President unless you were born here. That rule was enacted to prevent President Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I cannot be President I will be King!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-12-26 09:55am

married? how did she trick you into that?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-12-26 12:19pm

Dalton wrote:
Spyder wrote:
Tsyroc wrote: Nope, you still have to shell out some bucks and take a citizenship test.
Of fucksticks, there goes my presidential campaign.
Dude, remember what I told you? You can't be President unless you were born here. That rule was enacted to prevent President Arnold Schwarzenegger

Oh yeah, you also can't be president if you're not a rich white Christian. </cynic>

Hey, Abe Lincoln was a poor white Atheist! Two out of three ain't bad!

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-27 05:47pm

Wow...and here I thought SirNitram and I would be the first...

Congratulations, Supes. Should we call her 'Lois' now?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-27 06:18pm

And yet another fine, upstanding young man is ruthlessly devoured by Holy Matrimony.

Congratulations!

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-12-27 06:44pm

Congratulations!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-12-27 07:28pm

Lois is going to have kittens. To think the Boy Scout is a bigamist...

CONGRATULATIONS!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-27 11:49pm

Congrats to you and a toast: may you have a long and happy marriage.
...
Hmm...it's hard to toast without liquid refreshment of some sort.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-12-30 10:58am

CONGRATULATIONS!

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-12-30 04:12pm

I'm a little late but congratulations superman. Does her name happen to be lewis lane?

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 04:28pm

Congratulations Superman, hope you guys are really happy together!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-30 06:11pm

ArmorPierce wrote:I'm a little late but congratulations superman. Does her name happen to be lewis lane?

Lewis Lane is the name of the Comic Book Store Guy in "The Simpsons".

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 06:15pm

[Lewis Lane] I have here the only working phaser ever made. It was fired only once, to prevent William Shatner from making another album[/LL] I once had a teach that could do all those voices from minor side characters.

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2003-12-30 09:33pm

'Gratulations.

[throws confetti]

[gets yelled at for making a mess in the forum]

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-30 10:29pm

MAN DOWN!
MAN DOWN!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-30 10:36pm

Another one bites the dust...
and another one gone and another one gone.
another one bites the dust.

Hey, they're gonna get you too...
another one bites the dust.