"Bush signs parts of Patriot Act II into law — stealthi

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-30 01:20pm

HELLO! DEMOCRATS! HELLO! Truckload of votes in isle 3!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-12-30 01:22pm

And people will still vote for this fucking prick come november?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-12-30 01:49pm

One sec, I'm gonna go find the Constitution...

Alright, who the fuck let Bush & Co. use it as toilet paper?!?!?

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 03:16pm

Let's hope the Americans do something about this- such as voting out this turkey in November. Of course, voting Democrat is going to be 'a threat to National Security' by then, and they'll toss you all in jail without lawyers or appeals. (Don't go in the showers!)

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-30 08:13pm

You fool, thanks to all the prison sentences for drug users/dealers, they won't have room to house everyone who voted against Bush!

(well, they wouldn't even if all the prisons were empty, but still...)

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 08:49pm

You seem to be under the impression that not every patriotic American will vote Republican, if you'll follow me into this little white room we can remove such unpatriotic and freedom-hating throughs from your head manually. *shot of high powered Goldfinger style laser charging in background*

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-12-30 08:56pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:And people will still vote for this fucking prick come november?

You forget, American Voters are stupid. They will consistently vote for what they think is the best, which tends to be the exact opposite of what normally is the best...

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 09:45pm

Reminds me of Douglas Adams:

Douglas Adams wrote: "Why don't the people vote out the lizards?"

"Well, it honestly doesn't occur to them. They figure the government they've voted in roughly equals the government they want. There are some that say the lizards are the best things ever to happen to them. Completely wrong, of course, but there you are."

Or something to that effect.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2003-12-30 10:04pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:One sec, I'm gonna go find the Constitution...

Alright, who the fuck let Bush & Co. use it as toilet paper?!?!?

What are you doing in Grand Inquisitor Ashcroft's bathroom!?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-12-30 11:11pm

Lazy Raptor wrote: What are you doing in Grand Inquisitor Ashcroft's bathroom!?

Well, I look like a terrorist, so they decided to arrest me, hold me in jail indefinitely, and then gave me the option of being the Grand Inquisitor's bitch, or I would be carted off to Guantanamo without trial...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-12-30 11:20pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Lazy Raptor wrote: What are you doing in Grand Inquisitor Ashcroft's bathroom!?
Well, I look like a terrorist, so they decided to arrest me, hold me in jail indefinitely, and then gave me the option of being the Grand Inquisitor's bitch, or I would be carted off to Guantanamo without trial...

And of course, because we are talking to you, we will be investigated without a proper warrant or even any real evidence against us. Then we will be declared an enemy combatant and held indefinently without trial.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-31 12:34am

MrAnderson wrote:
Shinova wrote:Does Bush even pay attention to what he's signing? (yes I know he probably wouldn't understand them even if he did pay attention)
That the best you can do pindick?

Oh shut the fuck up you worthless goddamn Troll.

MrAnderson · Post by **MrAnderson** » 2003-12-31 11:29am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MrAnderson wrote:
Shinova wrote:Does Bush even pay attention to what he's signing? (yes I know he probably wouldn't understand them even if he did pay attention)
That the best you can do pindick?
Oh shut the fuck up you worthless goddamn Troll.

Whats wrong? Hit a sore spot little man?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-12-31 12:08pm

MrAnderson wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MrAnderson wrote: That the best you can do pindick?
Oh shut the fuck up you worthless goddamn Troll.

Whats wrong? Hit a sore spot little man?

You have nothing to contribute, that counts as trolling. If yu want to do that get the fuck out of this forum you festering pile of idiocy.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-01 02:51am

MrAnderson wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MrAnderson wrote: That the best you can do pindick?
Oh shut the fuck up you worthless goddamn Troll.

Whats wrong? Hit a sore spot little man?

No, you contributed nothing but a half-assed insult. If you don't like what people are saying, try making an actual contribution to the thread. And don't try "me too"-ing either.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-01-01 08:18am

How long till a U.S. Citizen decides to appeal this on the grounds of the 4th amendment?

I'm taking bets that it's a Democrat Businessperson...

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-01-01 11:39am

russellb6666 wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
EmperorSolo51 wrote:Coudn't we also solve the problem of riders on bills by giving the President the right to line item veto?
It's not going to help if the president wants the riders to go through.
well then we just need a president that isn't a dick

Has that ever happened? It certainly hasn't within my lifetime.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2004-01-01 01:57pm

Clinton wasn't a dick.

He just thought with it...