GF/BF Wierdest Kink

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-01 07:20pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:My decision to resign myself to a life of celibacy looks better and better every day...
Why?
You know why.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Could one day have a woman doing that for ya

.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-01-01 07:34pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Could one day have a woman doing that for ya .

There's something to look forward to.

Exon wrote:You'd be quiet satisfied with any woman at all

*rimshot* Ouch.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-01-01 07:52pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:My decision to resign myself to a life of celibacy looks better and better every day...
Why?
You know why.

Because you touch yourself at night.

If I knew I wouldn't have asked.

There's more fun to be had than masturbation... not much but there is!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-01-01 07:55pm

Dalton wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Where do I sign up? I call dibs on Zaia.
She is spoken for, fool mortal

Quite true! By whomever she so chooses.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-01-01 07:57pm

muse wrote:There was this one weird guy who wanted me to pretend to rape him. I was fine with taking the lead and being in the dominant position with him but wanting me to forcefully have my way with him was too much for me. That just creeped me out. I'm not going to hit a guy and throw him around and then have rough sex with him, that's pretty screwed up stuff to me. But as I've learned, some people are just weird.

Wrestling in bed is one thing, but that does sound weird. Hey you should have put him in touch with Aerius's mad woman from College.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-01 08:01pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:But Rob, some of us are social incompetents that can't make good impressions. And end up getting very nervous and being assholes.
Congratulations you are a perfectly normal teenager.

Do you have any idea how many times you have to strike out before you get a girl on a date? As many times as it takes.

OK, it can be terrifying. OK, it can be embarrassing. But all it takes is one girl to say yes. The more you practice the better you'll get, all you have to do is persevere. Hell, I talked to no-one at school, and now you can't stop me talking to women.

It's just a case of getting over that first hump - the awkwardness, the nistakes, the humiliation in extreme cases. And it's all about keeping an ear out for the responsive people. Listening to what they say helps a hell of a lot, and not being defensive as well - especially if they show an interest in you.

Just a tip that can save you from a lot of failed attempts, if you find yourself babbling or suffering from nerves in any way. Just stop babbling/whatever and say so.

"It's weird. I don't know what's going on today, but right now I'm suddenly feeling really nervous and babbling... something like this infact." and then shut up.

She will ask you what you're nervous about, and if you're trying to ask her out, just shoot for the honest answer and see what happens. It gets past the hurdles, stops you fucking things up with a runaway mouth or making a complete fool of yourself.

This still won't stop her from saying no, but if she does you can come out with a smile and "You see, that's why I was nervous." it ends the encounter with a laugh and you don't look like a prat.

If however she says yes, you can let out sigh of relief (really, it always gets a giggle and comment along the lines of "Wow you really were nervous huh?") and make the arrangements for the date/Drink of Coffee/whatever.

Other than that, just keep asking until someone says yes (and that doesn't mean keep pestering the same girl after she says no, keep asking different girls).

*Takes some notes* Huh... didn't think of that one...

Oh, and one time when I asked a girl out I began with the "I'm gonna be rambling" thing and just got out "I like you" It was followed by that huge awkward gap where neither of us said anything. It could have turned out worse...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-01 08:10pm

I used to laugh in the face of shyness when I was younger, then a discovered women and then men. My trouble with girls is that I get to know them first and we become friends, then when I'd finally work up the balls to ask her out I get the "I don't want to ruin our friendship" thing.

With guys I always found it easier, as soon as I know they're gay or bi then I'm all like "How you doin'?"

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-01-01 08:19pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Takes some notes* Huh... didn't think of that one...

Oh, and one time when I asked a girl out I began with the "I'm gonna be rambling" thing and just got out "I like you" It was followed by that huge awkward gap where neither of us said anything. It could have turned out worse...

Yep, if you're going to ramble do it properly.

And the 'tip to stop rambling' was given to me by an older friend, and I tend to pass it on to younger generations. Remember to pass the torch on as well.

Obviously find wording that works for you, just keep in mind the aim is to be short, simple and stop you from fucking things up. So Follow the KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) principle and you too could soon be kiss-ing.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-01 08:25pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Takes some notes* Huh... didn't think of that one...

Oh, and one time when I asked a girl out I began with the "I'm gonna be rambling" thing and just got out "I like you" It was followed by that huge awkward gap where neither of us said anything. It could have turned out worse...
Yep, if you're going to ramble do it properly.

And the 'tip to stop rambling' was given to me by an older friend, and I tend to pass it on to younger generations. Remember to pass the torch on as well.

Obviously find wording that works for you, just keep in mind the aim is to be short, simple and stop you from fucking things up. So Follow the KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) principle and you too could soon be kiss-ing.

You really need to write a book...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-01 08:53pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:You really need to write a book...

I can see it now... Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date (but possibly screwing them!)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-01 08:54pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:You really need to write a book...
I can see it now... Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date (but possibly screwing them!)

Nope...not possible.

What he could write is Wilson's guide to getting a date....you screwing up will be your fault.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-01 08:59pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:You really need to write a book...
I can see it now... Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date (but possibly screwing them!)

You mean Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date, But Possibly Screwing Them! (with pictures)

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-01 09:07pm

Andrew J. wrote:My decision to resign myself to a life of celibacy looks better and better every day...

You do realize that means the rest of us will have more women to play with don't you?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-01-01 09:11pm

Haven't found any yet with my gf, but it's still early in the relationship. Although she has a thing about her ears and she really really likes playing with my hair.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-01 09:13pm

I believe that by assisinating aerius and rob there should be enough fuckable women freed up to alleviate the shortage.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-01 09:22pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Haven't found any yet with my gf, but it's still early in the relationship. Although she has a thing about her ears and she really really likes playing with my hair.

My GF thinks it's real cute when I lick and nibble on her ears. I've actually found a lot of chicks like having their ears played with, but only a couple have played with my hair.

darthdavid wrote:I believe that by assisinating aerius and rob there should be enough fuckable women freed up to alleviate the shortage.

This assumes of course that the women would want to sleep with the rest of you, after all, me & Rob have kinda spoiled them with our skills (sexual & otherwise).

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-01-01 09:24pm

aerius wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Haven't found any yet with my gf, but it's still early in the relationship. Although she has a thing about her ears and she really really likes playing with my hair.
My GF thinks it's real cute when I lick and nibble on her ears. I've actually found a lot of chicks like having their ears played with, but only a couple have played with my hair.

She doesn't think it's cute, it's like she's getting off on it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-01 09:26pm

aerius wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Have we mentioned that you're a rat bastard?
You can call me a "rat bastard" if I somehow end up having a 3-some with Zaia and Innerbrat. But that's not going to happen even if I were single, and besides, Rob Wilson will beat me to that one anyways.

And I'd get there before you anyways.

Just kidding of course.

~ver

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-01 09:28pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Now all the people who think they are spoken for her have to fight.

*cues Star Trek fight music*

She is mine. I claimed her long time ago. Hence, she is my Demon Princess (TM).

~ver

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-01 09:28pm

anarchistbunny wrote:She doesn't think it's cute, it's like she's getting off on it.

Well then...play with her ears more and make her get off.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-01 09:29pm

muse wrote:There was this one weird guy who wanted me to pretend to rape him. I was fine with taking the lead and being in the dominant position with him but wanting me to forcefully have my way with him was too much for me. That just creeped me out. I'm not going to hit a guy and throw him around and then have rough sex with him, that's pretty screwed up stuff to me. But as I've learned, some people are just weird.

Just a little? lol. You have much to learn.

~ver

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2004-01-01 09:48pm

You know ever since I became single I have found that I don't miss having anyone, it is strange but eh I'm not going to aruge with it.
One good thing about being single is that you don't have to .put up with any shit from a GF or BF depending on your tastes.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-01 09:55pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know ever since I became single I have found that I don't miss having anyone, it is strange but eh I'm not going to aruge with it.
One good thing about being single is that you don't have to .put up with any shit from a GF or BF depending on your tastes.

So that whole put out an add and eat your partner thing didn't work out so well did it?

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2004-01-01 10:06pm

darthdavid wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know ever since I became single I have found that I don't miss having anyone, it is strange but eh I'm not going to aruge with it.
One good thing about being single is that you don't have to .put up with any shit from a GF or BF depending on your tastes.
So that whole put out an add and eat your partner thing didn't work out so well did it?

No the ad did work out however when it came chow time she backed out.
Ah well it happens.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-01 10:12pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:
darthdavid wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know ever since I became single I have found that I don't miss having anyone, it is strange but eh I'm not going to aruge with it.
One good thing about being single is that you don't have to .put up with any shit from a GF or BF depending on your tastes.
So that whole put out an add and eat your partner thing didn't work out so well did it?

No the ad did work out however when it came chow time she backed out.
Ah well it happens.

That's not the way the news told it. Shouldn't you be in german court?