Could one day have a woman doing that for yaAndrew J. wrote:You know why.Rob Wilson wrote:Why?Andrew J. wrote:My decision to resign myself to a life of celibacy looks better and better every day...
Because you touch yourself at night.
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Could one day have a woman doing that for yaAndrew J. wrote:You know why.Rob Wilson wrote:Why?Andrew J. wrote:My decision to resign myself to a life of celibacy looks better and better every day...
Because you touch yourself at night.
There's something to look forward to.Ghost Rider wrote:Could one day have a woman doing that for ya.
*rimshot* Ouch.Exon wrote:You'd be quiet satisfied with any woman at all
If I knew I wouldn't have asked.Andrew J. wrote:You know why.Rob Wilson wrote:Why?Andrew J. wrote:My decision to resign myself to a life of celibacy looks better and better every day...
Because you touch yourself at night.
Quite true! By whomever she so chooses.Dalton wrote:She is spoken for, fool mortalVertigo1 wrote:Where do I sign up?I call dibs on Zaia.
Wrestling in bed is one thing, but that does sound weird. Hey you should have put him in touch with Aerius's mad woman from College.muse wrote:There was this one weird guy who wanted me to pretend to rape him. I was fine with taking the lead and being in the dominant position with him but wanting me to forcefully have my way with him was too much for me. That just creeped me out. I'm not going to hit a guy and throw him around and then have rough sex with him, that's pretty screwed up stuff to me. But as I've learned, some people are just weird.
*Takes some notes* Huh... didn't think of that one...Rob Wilson wrote:Congratulations you are a perfectly normal teenager.StormTrooperTR889 wrote:But Rob, some of us are social incompetents that can't make good impressions. And end up getting very nervous and being assholes.
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Do you have any idea how many times you have to strike out before you get a girl on a date? As many times as it takes.![]()
OK, it can be terrifying. OK, it can be embarrassing. But all it takes is one girl to say yes. The more you practice the better you'll get, all you have to do is persevere. Hell, I talked to no-one at school, and now you can't stop me talking to women.
It's just a case of getting over that first hump - the awkwardness, the nistakes, the humiliation in extreme cases. And it's all about keeping an ear out for the responsive people. Listening to what they say helps a hell of a lot, and not being defensive as well - especially if they show an interest in you.
Just a tip that can save you from a lot of failed attempts, if you find yourself babbling or suffering from nerves in any way. Just stop babbling/whatever and say so.
"It's weird. I don't know what's going on today, but right now I'm suddenly feeling really nervous and babbling... something like this infact." and then shut up.
She will ask you what you're nervous about, and if you're trying to ask her out, just shoot for the honest answer and see what happens. It gets past the hurdles, stops you fucking things up with a runaway mouth or making a complete fool of yourself.
This still won't stop her from saying no, but if she does you can come out with a smile and "You see, that's why I was nervous." it ends the encounter with a laugh and you don't look like a prat.
If however she says yes, you can let out sigh of relief (really, it always gets a giggle and comment along the lines of "Wow you really were nervous huh?") and make the arrangements for the date/Drink of Coffee/whatever.
Other than that, just keep asking until someone says yes (and that doesn't mean keep pestering the same girl after she says no, keep asking different girls).
Yep, if you're going to ramble do it properly.Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Takes some notes* Huh... didn't think of that one...
Oh, and one time when I asked a girl out I began with the "I'm gonna be rambling" thing and just got out "I like you" It was followed by that huge awkward gap where neither of us said anything. It could have turned out worse...
You really need to write a book...Rob Wilson wrote:Yep, if you're going to ramble do it properly.Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Takes some notes* Huh... didn't think of that one...
Oh, and one time when I asked a girl out I began with the "I'm gonna be rambling" thing and just got out "I like you" It was followed by that huge awkward gap where neither of us said anything. It could have turned out worse...![]()
And the 'tip to stop rambling' was given to me by an older friend, and I tend to pass it on to younger generations. Remember to pass the torch on as well.![]()
Obviously find wording that works for you, just keep in mind the aim is to be short, simple and stop you from fucking things up. So Follow the KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) principle and you too could soon be kiss-ing.
I can see it now... Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date (but possibly screwing them!)Captain_Cyran wrote:You really need to write a book...![]()
Nope...not possible.Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:I can see it now... Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date (but possibly screwing them!)Captain_Cyran wrote:You really need to write a book...![]()
You mean Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date, But Possibly Screwing Them! (with pictures)Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:I can see it now... Rob Wilson's Guide to not Screwing Up a Date (but possibly screwing them!)Captain_Cyran wrote:You really need to write a book...![]()
You do realize that means the rest of us will have more women to play with don't you?Andrew J. wrote:My decision to resign myself to a life of celibacy looks better and better every day...
My GF thinks it's real cute when I lick and nibble on her ears. I've actually found a lot of chicks like having their ears played with, but only a couple have played with my hair.anarchistbunny wrote:Haven't found any yet with my gf, but it's still early in the relationship. Although she has a thing about her ears and she really really likes playing with my hair.
This assumes of course that the women would want to sleep with the rest of you, after all, me & Rob have kinda spoiled them with our skills (sexual & otherwise).darthdavid wrote:I believe that by assisinating aerius and rob there should be enough fuckable women freed up to alleviate the shortage.
She doesn't think it's cute, it's like she's getting off on it.aerius wrote:My GF thinks it's real cute when I lick and nibble on her ears. I've actually found a lot of chicks like having their ears played with, but only a couple have played with my hair.anarchistbunny wrote:Haven't found any yet with my gf, but it's still early in the relationship. Although she has a thing about her ears and she really really likes playing with my hair.
And I'd get there before you anyways.aerius wrote:You can call me a "rat bastard" if I somehow end up having a 3-some with Zaia and Innerbrat. But that's not going to happen even if I were single, and besides, Rob Wilson will beat me to that one anyways.Alex Moon wrote:Have we mentioned that you're a rat bastard?
She is mine. I claimed her long time ago. Hence, she is my Demon Princess (TM).DPDarkPrimus wrote:Now all the people who think they are spoken for her have to fight.
*cues Star Trek fight music*
Well then...play with her ears more and make her get off.anarchistbunny wrote:She doesn't think it's cute, it's like she's getting off on it.
Just a little? lol. You have much to learn.muse wrote:There was this one weird guy who wanted me to pretend to rape him. I was fine with taking the lead and being in the dominant position with him but wanting me to forcefully have my way with him was too much for me. That just creeped me out. I'm not going to hit a guy and throw him around and then have rough sex with him, that's pretty screwed up stuff to me. But as I've learned, some people are just weird.
So that whole put out an add and eat your partner thing didn't work out so well did it?LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know ever since I became single I have found that I don't miss having anyone, it is strange but eh I'm not going to aruge with it.
One good thing about being single is that you don't have to .put up with any shit from a GF or BF depending on your tastes.
No the ad did work out however when it came chow time she backed out.darthdavid wrote:So that whole put out an add and eat your partner thing didn't work out so well did it?LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know ever since I became single I have found that I don't miss having anyone, it is strange but eh I'm not going to aruge with it.
One good thing about being single is that you don't have to .put up with any shit from a GF or BF depending on your tastes.
That's not the way the news told it. Shouldn't you be in german court?LT.Hit-Man wrote:No the ad did work out however when it came chow time she backed out.darthdavid wrote:So that whole put out an add and eat your partner thing didn't work out so well did it?LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know ever since I became single I have found that I don't miss having anyone, it is strange but eh I'm not going to aruge with it.
One good thing about being single is that you don't have to .put up with any shit from a GF or BF depending on your tastes.
Ah well it happens.