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Sad...just so god damn sad.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... tegory=317
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That's fucking hilarious!
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Wasn't there something also claiming to be an imaginary girlfriend kit, with some pictures, letters, and a tampon? Perhaps someone will get that with the vagina carrot, ghost in a jar, and if they can spare the cash, the $9,000,000 sattelite. Perhaps it will come in a discount with the "Big Moron Package"! Buy the ghost and imaginary girlfriend, get the vagina carrot free!
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What I want to know is how you came across this... did you do a search... :wink:
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That's pretty cool. It's the kind of passive stupidity everyone can enjoy.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.

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Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
And there are six bids...?
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That's the most moronic crap i've ever seen.
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Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
As an addition to the "Moron Package" I mentioned in my last post, I think that they're the ones that are in a combo package with the imaginary girlfriend: Get the imaginary girlfriend, and get the asskicking half off! And for free, we'll kick your ass again for bidding money on something like this!
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Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is awesome. I salute the auctioners for their superior ability to play on people's stupidity.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
And there are six bids...?
Seven, actually. :shock:

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That ass kicking one is fucking hilarious.
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where´s this ebay bid with this painting of this really evil kid? i haven´t been scared for a long time.
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I think the woman in that 1st auction looks like a man in drag.
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woohoo, a pretend g/f for five bucks!
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Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
Aww, hasn't anyone seen the original? It was written much better, but i think the auction is over =T
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Hethrir wrote:
woohoo, a pretend g/f for five bucks!
Ha, it's $15!
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*blinks* *smacks head against monitor* Oi, the stupidity.
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and for $15.00 you could get a three day pass to a halfway decent porn site instead. . . . .why waste cash on something that doesn't exist? get instant masturbafaction now!
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Its cheaper to have your own imaginary GF and shake junior while looking at porn on the net. :wink:
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Dorsk 81 wrote:What I want to know is how you came across this... did you do a search... :wink:
Found it on another Forum.
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haha, thats the second imaginary girlfriend thing ive found now ....


this girl is much more attractive
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Meh, porn is more economical. The fake g/f would probably dump my ass first, and Mr. Wonderful will never leave, barring catastrophic accident.
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