You wake up and you are suddenly George W. Bush

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-01-01 04:21am

Ugh!

Stravo, I won't even quote that. It's just, ugh...

You sir, have put into my head one of the worst visuals of all time.
A visual which will not go away. I don't know what's worse, Laura or Dubya, but... ugh.

I won't forgive you for this... *retches*

AND WHY IN THE HELL DID WE NEED AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE LAURA?

WHY!!??

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-01 04:36am

Lazy Raptor wrote:AND WHY IN THE HELL DID WE NEED AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE LAURA?

WHY!!??

I aim to please, or in this case; disgust.

:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-01-01 04:47am

Listen to global public opinion for the first time. This is a powerful force that can either undo America or lead it to glory in the War on Terror.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-01 07:14am

secret service; were going to find out if AC/DC can shatter bullet proof windows. AFter that we'll play War Pigs, Fortunate Son, and every other appropreate song.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-01 12:12pm

Have a good look at which Inturn i want to bone first. It worked for Clinton.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-01 01:09pm

Act really really childish, stuff that makes bush now seem mature. I'm talking bringing toys to work, making my own onomatopeia, weeing in plant pots, and just reacting stupidly to anything and everything.

Then hopefully, ensure quality control is used in future elections.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-01 01:20pm

Rye wrote:Act really really childish, stuff that makes bush now seem mature. I'm talking bringing toys to work, making my own onomatopeia, weeing in plant pots, and just reacting stupidly to anything and everything.

Then hopefully, ensure quality control is used in future elections.

Pfft like they'd notice any difference...hell they'd think it'd be par.

I'd go with Stravo suggestion(I mean it's like screwing trhe Queen of England...like you'd ever get another chance).

Then make some public speeches that would make the press have a frenzy...a few here there mentions of how I'm slowly but surely destroying Constituional rights and what the Patriot Act truly is)

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-01 01:25pm

Just make things go as badly for the Republicans as possible. Porbably introduce mountains of ridiculous legislation, and start acting like a public moron. Start alluding to a 'final solution' to rid the world of Arab terrorists, and let the press do the rest.

And don't ever mention fucking the Queen of England. Please.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-01-01 01:32pm

I'd make some (off the record but overheard by LOTS of people) comments about how the Founding Fathers were against the combination of church and state. I'd mention Thomas Jefferson quite a bit (since I have several of his best quotes memorized, and I wouldn't have my notes for the others) and denounce him for it. (I'm freakin' SICK of fundies claiming that the Constitution of the U.S. was written while they were on their knees praying, so I'd set the record straight.) After all, anyone isn't with me is against me, and they're not with me, so they are OBVIOUSLY evil. They set the nation on the wrong path, the non-fundie-Christian path, after all!

A few more gems I'd think up when it happens, and I would watch the fit hit the shan.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-01 03:27pm

The Aliens wrote:Just make things go as badly for the Republicans as possible. Porbably introduce mountains of ridiculous legislation, and start acting like a public moron.

There's one major problem there. The Executive branch of the federal government cannot introduce legislation; they can, however, propose legislation to Senators individually. Only the legislative branch (the House and Senate) can introduce legislation.

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-01-01 03:53pm

Shinova wrote:What will you do/think/say?

(you're in the white house of course. As president. Possibly next to Laura Bush as an afterthought....if that's scary for you or good for you, anyhowowowowow.....)

I'll probably feel just like that womanizer in that movie that gets turned into a woman. It had Ellen Barkin playing the woman.

In other words, I'll probably be 'holy shit!'. Right after, I'd take pains to right the wrong that has been made thusfar.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-01 04:23pm

Crayz9000 wrote: There's one major problem there. The Executive branch of the federal government cannot introduce legislation; they can, however, propose legislation to Senators individually. Only the legislative branch (the House and Senate) can introduce legislation.

Oops, getting confused with Canadian ssytem. Even still, publicly stating a slew of useless things you want to get done will certainly cause damage to the Republicans.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-01 05:32pm

Rye wrote:Act really really childish, stuff that makes bush now seem mature. I'm talking bringing toys to work, making my own onomatopeia, weeing in plant pots, and just reacting stupidly to anything and everything.

Then hopefully, ensure quality control is used in future elections.

You mean he doesn't do that already?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-01-01 05:42pm

"My first act as Presidente, is to declare martial law and loot the country. Viva el Presidente!"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-01 05:44pm

well there's still my suggestion, see just how much hard rock/heavy metal the white house can take....

well the wall were quaken,
and you
shook me all night long1

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-01 05:58pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:well there's still my suggestion, see just how much hard rock/heavy metal the white house can take....

Better yet, hire the Swedish metal band "Therion" to record the Star Spangled Banner, and make that the one that's played at all major events!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-01 05:59pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Better yet, hire Therion to record the Star Spangled Banner, and make that the one that's played at all major events!

Holy shit thats such a brilliant idea. Therion ROCKS. Their rendition of O Fortuna was extremely fantastic.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-01-01 08:00pm

First, I'd get a Vice President. It is my belief that Dick Cheney is actually an automated drone. Get rid of Asscroft, too. Then over the course of the my term, I'd progressively shift away from the right.

Natorgator · Post by **Natorgator** » 2004-01-01 10:23pm

Darth Wong wrote:Many of the things people said they'd do would simply never fly. The president has considerable power, but it's not a dictatorship.

If I woke up tomorrow and discovered that I was President Bush (leaving aside the personal issues of wife and kids), I would probably start making a lot of really incriminating public comments to reporters. For example, I would "accidentally" remark off the record something like "well, if you look at the faith-based initiative and how successful it's been in circumventing the establishment clause, you can see there's really a lot of wiggle room in that old Constitution. We shouldn't think of the Constitution as a hard and fast restriction, but really as more of a vague kind of guideline".

LOL, I'd love to see that because I'd really like to see how the WSJ/hard core right wingers would defend and justify his comments.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-02 03:28am

I turn the US into a communist state. The 50 stars in the US flag is replaced by a hammer and sickle, I grow a Stalin moustache. Wackiness ensues.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-01-02 03:33am

Gandalf wrote:I turn the US into a communist state. The 50 stars in the US flag is replaced by a hammer and sickle, I grow a Stalin moustache. Wackiness ensues.

The era will be survived by the soon-to-be film classic--Dr. Strangelove 2: The Good Doctor Rides Again.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-01-02 07:33am

Declare increased budgets to NASA, demand a return to spaceflight within 1 month, and declare myself as the first active US president to go to space on the next mission... after that, who cares

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-02 07:42am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I turn the US into a communist state. The 50 stars in the US flag is replaced by a hammer and sickle, I grow a Stalin moustache. Wackiness ensues.
The era will be survived by the soon-to-be film classic--Dr. Strangelove 2: The Good Doctor Rides Again.

See. Everyone wins.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-01-02 04:30pm

I would announce plans to officially turn women, racial minorities, gays, and non-fundies into second-class citizens, and insinuate that they are supported by the Republican leadership. Also, declare that all drug addicts should be shot, and snort a few lines of cocaine on live television.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-02 09:06pm

I'd screw a different intern every hour, on the hour. Then I'd find Ann Coulter, seduce her, and then get caught doing her proper behind the Lincoln Monument. At the press conference explaining my actions, I'd say "You know, that Clinton guy had the right idea."

Hell, for that matter, I'd just appear on television shaking hands with President Clinton and telling him what a great guy he is. It's a well established fact that many conservatives will automatically go the opposite direction as anyone or anything to do with the former president. If Clinton came out in favor of gravity, conservatives would start a petition to have the Law of Universal Gravitation revoked. It's like a Law of Physics, any Clinton action will have an equal and opposite Republican reaction.

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