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Girl wins fake orgasm contest
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I bet I could get her to do better .
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That's funny, though.
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Re: Girl wins FAKE orgasm contest
Is that something you'd be proud of?StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I bet I could get her to do better .
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Re: Girl wins FAKE orgasm contest
Let me clarify. I could produce in her a real one that would far surpass anything that she could ever fake.StarshipTitanic wrote:Is that something you'd be proud of?StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I bet I could get her to do better .
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Re: Girl wins fake orgasm contest
It is indeed a yearly event, though I believe there's actually 2 sex shows in Toronto every year. They have all kinds of stuff at the sex show, the one I went to a couple years back had an erotic massage booth. That was fun.DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hope that's a yearly event.
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::castrates Aerius in the asian style::aerius wrote:It is indeed a yearly event, though I believe there's actually 2 sex shows in Toronto every year. They have all kinds of stuff at the sex show, the one I went to a couple years back had an erotic massage booth. That was fun.DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hope that's a yearly event.
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damn. . . .i'm going to have to visit toronto next year then. i'm kinda jealous though. why should just girls get to be able to fake orgasms? guys should be able to have multiple fake orgasms too!
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It's difficult to fake ejaculation, although the girl can't really feel the semen spray, so I suppose you could try to get away with pretending you dropped a load. But she would probably notice if she went to the toilet afterwards, and no white milky stuff came out.Darth_Zod wrote:damn. . . .i'm going to have to visit toronto next year then. i'm kinda jealous though. why should just girls get to be able to fake orgasms? guys should be able to have multiple fake orgasms too!
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BTW, I imagine the best sex shows and conventions would be in either California or Las Vegas, but I'm glad to live in a city where they do put on a serious effort at a sex-related convention every year. I wanted to go this year, but we just couldn't work out the schedule to get someone else to watch our kids.
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Unless you were wearing a condom...Darth Wong wrote:It's difficult to fake ejaculation, although the girl can't really feel the semen spray, so I suppose you could try to get away with pretending you dropped a load. But she would probably notice if she went to the toilet afterwards, and no white milky stuff came out.Darth_Zod wrote:damn. . . .i'm going to have to visit toronto next year then. i'm kinda jealous though. why should just girls get to be able to fake orgasms? guys should be able to have multiple fake orgasms too!
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Re: Girl wins fake orgasm contest
Your GF allowed you to?aerius wrote:It is indeed a yearly event, though I believe there's actually 2 sex shows in Toronto every year. They have all kinds of stuff at the sex show, the one I went to a couple years back had an erotic massage booth. That was fun.DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hope that's a yearly event.
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Certainly not in California, and I've haven't seen too much in Vegas outside of the usual strip club scene. Best sex show I ever saw was in Amsterdam, although that might have been because me and my friends got to go up onstage and do a little "scene" with one of the girls.Darth Wong wrote:BTW, I imagine the best sex shows and conventions would be in either California or Las Vegas, but I'm glad to live in a city where they do put on a serious effort at a sex-related convention every year. I wanted to go this year, but we just couldn't work out the schedule to get someone else to watch our kids.
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I live in a country dominated by Catholic and Protestant fundies like you wouldn't believe. For the last 10 years they've jointly protested outside the only well know gay bar and finally got it closed down. If there was a sex show in Belfast they'd go apeshit and ruin all the fun.aerius wrote:What??! You guys don't have sex shows where you live? Or are you just too young to go to them?
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