Girl wins fake orgasm contest

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-03 05:37pm

...at the "Sex Show at the Skydomer".

Story.

I hope that's a yearly event.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-03 06:16pm

Roflmao.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-03 06:42pm

I bet I could get her to do better

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Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-01-03 06:51pm

Holy crap...I'd be afraid of being with her, not being able to know if I've done a good job or not...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-01-03 07:12pm

Agh, bad pun at the end.

That's funny, though.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-01-03 07:33pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I bet I could get her to do better .

Is that something you'd be proud of?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-03 07:37pm

StarshipTitanic wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I bet I could get her to do better .
Is that something you'd be proud of?

Let me clarify. I could produce in her a real one that would far surpass anything that she could ever fake.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-03 07:37pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hope that's a yearly event.

It is indeed a yearly event, though I believe there's actually 2 sex shows in Toronto every year. They have all kinds of stuff at the sex show, the one I went to a couple years back had an erotic massage booth. That was fun.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-03 11:17pm

God damn, it's like you WANT me to kill you, aerius.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-01-03 11:40pm

aerius wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hope that's a yearly event.
It is indeed a yearly event, though I believe there's actually 2 sex shows in Toronto every year. They have all kinds of stuff at the sex show, the one I went to a couple years back had an erotic massage booth. That was fun.

::castrates Aerius in the asian style::

You do anything more, you DIE!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-03 11:45pm

damn. . . .i'm going to have to visit toronto next year then. i'm kinda jealous though. why should just girls get to be able to fake orgasms? guys should be able to have multiple fake orgasms too!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-04 12:02am

What??! You guys don't have sex shows where you live? Or are you just too young to go to them?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-04 12:03am

If Philadelphia had sex shows I'd be motivated to go downtown more often.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-04 12:36am

I'm so going to it next year. I hope they announce the date on Fark or something.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-04 12:38am

there might be sex shows in my area. i know we've got a swinger or two, i just haven't exactly bothered spending time looking 'em up.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-04 12:55am

Is that a telent you'd brag about when you first meet people?

"I can fake an orgasm better than anyone is the city."

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2004-01-04 01:42am

You know, I bet her boyfriend is feeling veryinsecure right about now.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-01-04 01:55am

Darth_Zod wrote:damn. . . .i'm going to have to visit toronto next year then. i'm kinda jealous though. why should just girls get to be able to fake orgasms? guys should be able to have multiple fake orgasms too!

It's difficult to fake ejaculation, although the girl can't really feel the semen spray, so I suppose you could try to get away with pretending you dropped a load. But she would probably notice if she went to the toilet afterwards, and no white milky stuff came out.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-01-04 01:56am

BTW, I imagine the best sex shows and conventions would be in either California or Las Vegas, but I'm glad to live in a city where they do put on a serious effort at a sex-related convention every year. I wanted to go this year, but we just couldn't work out the schedule to get someone else to watch our kids.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-04 02:17am

Darth Wong wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:damn. . . .i'm going to have to visit toronto next year then. i'm kinda jealous though. why should just girls get to be able to fake orgasms? guys should be able to have multiple fake orgasms too!
It's difficult to fake ejaculation, although the girl can't really feel the semen spray, so I suppose you could try to get away with pretending you dropped a load. But she would probably notice if she went to the toilet afterwards, and no white milky stuff came out.

Unless you were wearing a condom...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-04 05:37am

aerius wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hope that's a yearly event.
It is indeed a yearly event, though I believe there's actually 2 sex shows in Toronto every year. They have all kinds of stuff at the sex show, the one I went to a couple years back had an erotic massage booth. That was fun.

Your GF allowed you to?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-04 06:40am

Why are they rewarding that sort of thing? Isn't faking an orgasm typically a bad thing?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-01-04 07:42am

Uraniun235 wrote:Why are they rewarding that sort of thing? Isn't faking an orgasm typically a bad thing?

Only if it's obviously faked.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-01-04 10:29am

Darth Wong wrote:BTW, I imagine the best sex shows and conventions would be in either California or Las Vegas, but I'm glad to live in a city where they do put on a serious effort at a sex-related convention every year. I wanted to go this year, but we just couldn't work out the schedule to get someone else to watch our kids.

Certainly not in California, and I've haven't seen too much in Vegas outside of the usual strip club scene. Best sex show I ever saw was in Amsterdam, although that might have been because me and my friends got to go up onstage and do a little "scene" with one of the girls.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-04 10:45am

aerius wrote:What??! You guys don't have sex shows where you live? Or are you just too young to go to them?

I live in a country dominated by Catholic and Protestant fundies like you wouldn't believe. For the last 10 years they've jointly protested outside the only well know gay bar and finally got it closed down. If there was a sex show in Belfast they'd go apeshit and ruin all the fun.

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