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Britney Spears married! Start placing bets!

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PASADENA, Calif. (Reuters) - Pop star Britney Spears (news) has married a childhood friend during an apparently impromptu wedding ceremony on Saturday in Las Vegas, two published reports said.


Spears married Jason Alexander (news) at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas strip early on Saturday, according to online reports by the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper and People magazine.


Both publications said Spears was walked down the aisle by a Palms Hotel bellman. The Review-Journal cited a marriage license obtained by the couple in Nevada's Clark County.


Both Spears and Alexander are 22.


Representatives for Spears could not be reached by Reuters for comment. Representatives for the Little White Wedding Chapel and the Palms Hotel declined comment.


People reported that the Grammy-nominated Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap for the ceremony.


Spears, a Kentwood, Louisiana, native who shot to superstardom as a teen-ager with her debut album "...Baby One More Time," released her latest, "In the Zone, in November.

Ok, start placing your bets for how long this lasts. I give it 7 months.
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I would like to also mention that yes, I realize this could be a prank. Frankly, I don't care, and the bets would still be valid for when she truly gets that first desperation marriage. :P
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If it's not a prank I give it 4.
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While we're on the subject of celebrity marriages, when was JLo last married/divorced?
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According to the BBC the annulment process is already under way so your 7 months was a tad optimistic is seems.
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TheDarkling wrote:According to the BBC the annulment process is already under way so your 7 months was a tad optimistic is seems.
Shpedoinkle. Did this even make it past 24 hours?
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Luzifer's right hand wrote:a joke
That's even better. :D

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Alex Moon wrote:
Luzifer's right hand wrote:a joke
That's even better. :D

"Tee hee, won't this be funny? They'll think we're really married!"
"Um, well..."
I think it's rather fuuny, mainly to screw with the tabloid media.
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I will file this thread under 'who gives a shit?'
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Somebody please let me know when Britney does a gangbang porn. Until then, I don't really give a fuck what she's doing with her sex life.
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The first hint that this story was crap,was that the wedding was done in Las Vegas,capital of the instant wedding and quick divorce.


[size=0]On a Britney related story i saw yesterday the cover page of Blender and BS deffinitly look like a porn star.[/size]
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When i read this thread, i thought she married Jason Alexander from Seinfield. Until I read they were both 22. So, who the shit is Jason Alexander?
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Darth Wong wrote:Somebody please let me know when Britney does a gangbang porn. Until then, I don't really give a fuck what she's doing with her sex life.
Well, she's apparently friends with Jenna Jameson, so maybe someday.
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Ha! Thats the same place my uncle got married in. What is it about this town that makes morons wed?
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Where is the outcry from the Republican right about the sanctity of marriage.
Getting married as a joke is debases marriage and is a threat to the familiy structure. Oh wait, she is not gay so I guess it's okay. :wink:
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Where is the outcry from the Republican right about the sanctity of marriage.
Getting married as a joke is debases marriage and is a threat to the familiy structure. Oh wait, she is not gay so I guess it's okay. :wink:
Seeing as though I am a member of the middle-right, but not Republican, can I make an outcry saying that she's an idiot?
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Nathan F wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Where is the outcry from the Republican right about the sanctity of marriage.
Getting married as a joke is debases marriage and is a threat to the familiy structure. Oh wait, she is not gay so I guess it's okay. :wink:
Seeing as though I am a member of the middle-right, but not Republican, can I make an outcry saying that she's an idiot?
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Where is the outcry from the Republican right about the sanctity of marriage.
Getting married as a joke is debases marriage and is a threat to the familiy structure. Oh wait, she is not gay so I guess it's okay. :wink:
As a Republican, let me say that she is an idiot and this disgraces the concept of marriage far more than any gay marriage ever could.
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Solid Snake wrote:When i read this thread, i thought she married Jason Alexander from Seinfield. Until I read they were both 22. So, who the shit is Jason Alexander?
Dang, you beat me to it. I was going to say that.

Anyway, if this marraige isn't a joke, I'll give it a 9. That's the number of weeks it will take for them to divorce. However, it only scores a one on my "I give a shit about it" meter.
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She must have been completely smashed off her gourd to get married in jeans and a ball cap. I give it until March, assuming tis not a joke.
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the article confirmed that it indeed is a joke that went too far. but, it makes you wonder. how long til she starts doing lesbian porn vids? :D
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The Aliens wrote:She must have been completely smashed off her gourd to get married in jeans and a ball cap.
It was in Vegas. :roll:
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I'm just imagining Britney and Jenna Jameson porn. Dear god, I would give a lot for that.
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Wow.... and here I thought my cousin was crazy for only going through with the wedding because my mom made the wedding cake and drove all the way to Columbus with it......

In other words... the marriage was a cakewalk.

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