Britney Spears married! Start placing bets!

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-01-04 11:49pm

Must...have....Jenna and Britney porn...and then Olsons please....Mmmmmmm

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-04 11:54pm

KrauserKrauser wrote:Must...have....Jenna and Britney porn...and then Olsons please....Mmmmmmm

Foursome!!! YES!!! I would give my left nut. Not the right one, I like that one more.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-04 11:54pm

the olsens? you sick little man you . . . . aren't they still under 18 or something?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-05 12:53am

Darth_Zod wrote:the olsens? you sick little man you . . . . aren't they still under 18 or something?

Yep. This should help you keep track.

Olson Twins Countdown to 18

It must be a cult or something because there are several pages like this on the web.

I mean, they're kind of cute but damn, I remember them as babies on Full House.

It was hard enough getting over Alyssa Milano being a kid in Commando and on Who's the Boss and she's much closer to my age than the Olson twins.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-05 12:57am

yeah. i remember seeing 'em as babies on full house too. that's why it's just so damned weird.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-05 01:00am

Darth_Zod wrote:yeah. i remember seeing 'em as babies on full house too. that's why it's just so damned weird.

It's down right scary the number of pages that are involved in counting down the twin's 18th birthday. One site I looked at made a point to say that they were perfectly legal in some countries and a few states.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-01-05 01:55am

Hah, fuck Britteny.
I'm betting she's using this to get around the whole premarital sex thing. She's not premarital anymore.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-05 01:59am

Zed Snardbody wrote:Ha! Thats the same place my uncle got married in. What is it about this town that makes morons wed?

The same thing that makes morons waste money there, by the looks of it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-05 04:23pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:
KrauserKrauser wrote:Must...have....Jenna and Britney porn...and then Olsons please....Mmmmmmm
Foursome!!! YES!!! I would give my left nut. Not the right one, I like that one more.

I'm pretty sure the Olsen Twins are all set for porn for when they turn 18. I mean, they make several dozen straight-to-video movies a year already, porn isn't a big step in that situation.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-01-05 04:32pm

Mmmmmmmm must have porn!

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-05 07:02pm

How about Jason Alexander porn? Someone would buy it, I'm sure.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-06 08:33am

Alex Moon wrote:Link

PASADENA, Calif. (Reuters) - Pop star Britney Spears (news) has married a childhood friend during an apparently impromptu wedding ceremony on Saturday in Las Vegas, two published reports said.

Spears married Jason Alexander (news) at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas strip early on Saturday, according to online reports by the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper and People magazine.

Both publications said Spears was walked down the aisle by a Palms Hotel bellman. The Review-Journal cited a marriage license obtained by the couple in Nevada's Clark County.

Both Spears and Alexander are 22.

Representatives for Spears could not be reached by Reuters for comment. Representatives for the Little White Wedding Chapel and the Palms Hotel declined comment.

People reported that the Grammy-nominated Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap for the ceremony.

Spears, a Kentwood, Louisiana, native who shot to superstardom as a teen-ager with her debut album "...Baby One More Time," released her latest, "In the Zone, in November.

Ok, start placing your bets for how long this lasts. I give it 7 months.

didn't she already say she was drunk and was going to anul it this week?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-06 10:33am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Link

PASADENA, Calif. (Reuters) - Pop star Britney Spears (news) has married a childhood friend during an apparently impromptu wedding ceremony on Saturday in Las Vegas, two published reports said.

Spears married Jason Alexander (news) at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas strip early on Saturday, according to online reports by the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper and People magazine.

Both publications said Spears was walked down the aisle by a Palms Hotel bellman. The Review-Journal cited a marriage license obtained by the couple in Nevada's Clark County.

Both Spears and Alexander are 22.

Representatives for Spears could not be reached by Reuters for comment. Representatives for the Little White Wedding Chapel and the Palms Hotel declined comment.

People reported that the Grammy-nominated Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap for the ceremony.

Spears, a Kentwood, Louisiana, native who shot to superstardom as a teen-ager with her debut album "...Baby One More Time," released her latest, "In the Zone, in November.

Ok, start placing your bets for how long this lasts. I give it 7 months.
didn't she already say she was drunk and was going to anul it this week?

The whole thing was probably just a stunt to create some more tabloid fodder and keep her in the spotlight during that time between now and her next album anyway.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-01-06 12:24pm

*Record Label* Your sells are down, Britney, god damnit DO SOMETHING!

*Britney* Well I could kiss.....Nope, already did that one. Hmmmm what would Mandona do in a time like this.

....

... I know, I'll get married.........for twelve hours. Yeah, that'll do it. I'm a genie.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-06 02:09pm

Knife wrote:*Record Label* Your sells are down, Britney, god damnit DO SOMETHING!

*Britney* Well I could kiss.....Nope, already did that one. Hmmmm what would Mandona do in a time like this. .... ... I know, I'll get married.........for twelve hours. Yeah, that'll do it. I'm a genie.

She should do what Paris Hilton did. 'Accidentaly' release a horribly poor-quality, boring sex tape.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-06 02:19pm

Knife wrote:*Record Label* Your sells are down, Britney, god damnit DO SOMETHING!

*Britney* Well I could kiss.....Nope, already did that one. Hmmmm what would Mandona do in a time like this. .... ... I know, I'll get married.........for twelve hours. Yeah, that'll do it. I'm a genie.

She should do what Paris Hilton did. 'Accidentaly' release a horribly poor-quality, boring sex tape.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-01-06 03:22pm

Demiurge wrote:
Knife wrote:*Record Label* Your sells are down, Britney, god damnit DO SOMETHING!

*Britney* Well I could kiss.....Nope, already did that one. Hmmmm what would Mandona do in a time like this. .... ... I know, I'll get married.........for twelve hours. Yeah, that'll do it. I'm a genie.
She should do what Paris Hilton did. 'Accidentaly' release a horribly poor-quality, boring sex tape.

She can't. The whole appeal of Britney is the 'I can just imagine what she looks like in this position' thing guys do. Once she has a video out there of her buck ass naked, let alone doing something or someone, the intrigue is gone and so is her fame.

She's famous because she's a tease. Nothing else.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-06 03:32pm

and besides. once we have pics of her naked we'll be able to see those stretch marks and know the truth about her chest beyond a shadow of a doubt!

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-06 03:45pm

Knife wrote: She can't. The whole appeal of Britney is the 'I can just imagine what she looks like in this position' thing guys do. Once she has a video out there of her buck ass naked, let alone doing something or someone, the intrigue is gone and so is her fame.

She's famous because she's a tease. Nothing else.

True. In reality, she's nothing exceptional. Her body, although good, really can't compare to some others. It's only her fame that makes her desireable.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-06 04:16pm

i'll agree with that. she's rather plain by my standards (quite a few celebrities are imo). and i've seen several girls just walking downtown where i live that are far more attractive.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-07 01:17am

Darth_Zod wrote:i'll agree with that. she's rather plain by my standards (quite a few celebrities are imo). and i've seen several girls just walking downtown where i live that are far more attractive.

I have to concur, just walking down the street here I'll see more than I ever do on TV.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2004-01-07 02:19am

Darth_Zod wrote:i'll agree with that. she's rather plain by my standards (quite a few celebrities are imo). and i've seen several girls just walking downtown where i live that are far more attractive.

I think she looked so much better when she had brown hair.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-01-07 03:45am

I guess their marriage officially lasted only 55 hours, the second-shortest marriage in celebrity history.

The shortest was 6 hours way back in 1919.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-07 04:17pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I guess their marriage officially lasted only 55 hours, the second-shortest marriage in celebrity history.

The shortest was 6 hours way back in 1919.

Which marraige was that?

And I was thinking: Maybe this wedding was a ploy to bring that Jason Alexander guy some fameas well, even if it is in the form of annoying tabloid fodder.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-07 08:40pm

Purhaps Charlie Chaplin's deviorce and Sodomy conviction, because his Sixteen year old wife, objected to him trying to go down on her?

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