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...Have you seen Kevin Smith's "The Flying Car"? It stars Dante and Randal from the Quick Stop. Fakkin' hilarious!
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I saw that on the Tonight Show when he first aired it. That was fan-freakin'-tastic. :D
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Kevin needs to put Randal in more of his movies. Randal is his funniest character
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:lol: THAT WAS FUNNY! :lol:

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His characters could probably write themselves they've such distinct personalities.
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Funny how Randal gets Dante to say stupid shit and then he (randal) turns it around on him. I still laugh every time i see that part in Clerks when they are on there way to the wake

Dante: I could never reach

Randal: What?

Dante: You know

Randal: What!? your dick!

Dante: Yeah like you said. Everyone tries it sometime

Randal: I never tried it... you fucking pervert
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Sweet.

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Lord Poe wrote:...Have you seen Kevin Smith's "The Flying Car"? It stars Dante and Randal from the Quick Stop. Fakkin' hilarious!
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Nice find!! :D
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How hard can it be to make a movie with these two guys. It's funny as hell, and the budget should be pretty damn cheap.
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neoolong wrote:How hard can it be to make a movie with these two guys. It's funny as hell, and the budget should be pretty damn cheap.
Most of Smith's movies are shot on the cheap. Problem is, it must take a great deal of time to come up with the scripts. Can you imagine how long it took him to perfect the "Racism in Star Wars" speech?
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If the script is the hardest part, it should still be shorter than this to get Clerks stuff.
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