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the girl I had the warmest feelings for, and worst fight with, someone I havent heard from in a yr, just said hi.

christ. :shock:
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Enforcer Talen wrote:the girl I had the warmest feelings for, and worst fight with, someone I havent heard from in a yr, just said hi.

christ. :shock:
Put your dick back into your pants and say hi back!
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That's dumb advice. She obviously wants you. So take your dick back out for heaven's sake.
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neoolong wrote:That's dumb advice. She obviously wants you. So take your dick back out for heaven's sake.
Unless it's really short or something. Then put it back in.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
neoolong wrote:That's dumb advice. She obviously wants you. So take your dick back out for heaven's sake.
Unless it's really short or something. Then put it back in.
but if its really long than pull it back out and slap her in the face with it Spam+1
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Or you could put in it, and then take it out, and then put it in, and then take it out...
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Or you could just say "Hi" so everyone would stop spamming!!

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The Hokey-Pokey wrote:You put your diiiick in, you put your diiiick out, you put your diiiick in and you shake it all about...
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Enforcer Talen wrote:the girl I had the warmest feelings for, and worst fight with, someone I havent heard from in a yr, just said hi.

christ. :shock:
Say hi back and see what she wants. Hopefully it's you, on a steady basis. At least it beats Rosey Palm and her five sisters...
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she just broke up with her beau, and Im single, but neither of us have time for a relationship. Im working on just staying friends for the moment.

still a shock to hear from her tho. and it would be weird thinking of her romantically - a lot has changed in that year.
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This thread has degenerated into a shameless example of +1 spam. It might've started out that way to begin with, as there seems to be no requests for advice, and just an announcement. So I'm going to get in on this spamfest before someone comes along to lock it.
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well, ok.

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mostly Im in shock. I was sure it would be another 6 months or more before she said anything.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:
The Hokey-Pokey wrote:You put your diiiick in, you put your diiiick out, you put your diiiick in and you shake it all about...
Bah! I was going to make that joke.

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After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

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Enforcer Talen wrote:she just broke up with her beau, and Im single, but neither of us have time for a relationship. Im working on just staying friends for the moment.
That's perfect rebound material.
still a shock to hear from her tho. and it would be weird thinking of her romantically - a lot has changed in that year.
Well, how warm are those feelings. Are they warm as in the warm feelings you have for family members warm? Or warm feelings as in the feelings you get when you watch lesbian porn warm?
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Look dude, slap on your confidence hat, and go up to her and make with the talking, man! Seriously, it's easy! Hell ask her if she want's to hang out sometime, maybe hit the mall or something. Do it just like you see on T.V. it DOES work, chicks dig confidence.

"Hey, *name here* How's it going?"
"Good!" or "Man, it's been a rough couple days" or whatever....
"Great, hey, look, you wanna hang out sometime?"
"Like what/where?"
"I don't know, we could hit the mall, maybe, catch a movie...."


If she possibly can, she'll say yes. :mrgreen:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
neoolong wrote:That's dumb advice. She obviously wants you. So take your dick back out for heaven's sake.
Unless it's really short or something. Then put it back in.
Or, as Sun Tzu put it, "Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
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