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Elsie the inflatable Cow
PD8608-00 $ 17.00

* OUT OF STOCK

Inflatable cow that actually makes a 'mooo' sound. Includes rear entry opening. Includes samples of spanish fly and lube.

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Eva White Sheep
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The sheep is on top Inflatable Party Sheep designed to be the friend you've always needed, the love you have always dreamed of. It's the little lamb you can love and will love you back. For all your sheep loving friends - bring out the beast in them. For centuries men the world over have known that a sheep is the next best thing to a woman. It is soft, sexy, and disease free!
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Shep, you are disturbed beyond all reasonable application of the word.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Shep, you are disturbed beyond all reasonable application of the word.
*chatters excitedly*
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*chatters back* :wink:
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:*chatters back* :wink:
*begins masturbating against the glass wall of the dolphin pool*
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MKSheppard wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:*chatters back* :wink:
*begins masturbating against the glass wall of the dolphin pool*
Sweatpants

And if we don't stop spamming, this is going to be closed :P.
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Didn't the Scots get Gonarea or Syphalis from sheep?
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Didn't the Scots get Gonarea or Syphalis from sheep?
Took long enough for the scottish reference to be made :lol:
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One of my friends was given an inflatable sheep.

At the age of 14.

By his mother.
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now that's just sad. though i used to know someone that i wouldn't have been surprised to receive something similar.
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:shock: :shock:

Geez!! And the cow is listed as out of stock???!? :shock:
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http://www.xydexx.com/inflatable/reindeer.htm

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Raxmei wrote:http://www.xydexx.com/inflatable/reindeer.htm

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MKSheppard wrote:Elsie the inflatable Cow
PD8608-00 $ 17.00

* OUT OF STOCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Instant classic. :lol:
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I see you're putting your Christmas money to good use, Shep.
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