Riddles

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:29pm

wrong! all wrong!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:30pm

I don't remember black being in there anywhere...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:30pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?
Uh...a baby trapped in a glass cage?
Baby in a microwave, actually.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of woodchucks?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:31pm

What's green, red, and goes 1,000 MPH

(I ask again)

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:32pm

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:32pm

IG-88E wrote:What's green, red, and goes 1,000 MPH

(I ask again)

Not. Me. (I hope)

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:32pm

IG-88E wrote:What's green, red, and goes 1,000 MPH

(I ask again)

frog in a mixer?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:33pm

salm wrote:
IG-88E wrote:What's green, red, and goes 1,000 MPH

(I ask again)
frog in a mixer?

ding ding ding!

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-10-09 08:33pm

ok i got an easy one for you guys

What stands tall but gets shorter as it stands

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:34pm

salm wrote:what´s red and white and screaming?

a skinned baby in salt.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:41pm

salm wrote:
salm wrote:what´s red and white and screaming?
a skinned baby in salt.

That's just fuckin horrible!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:42pm

Last DB riddle, I promise...

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:42pm

what´s worse than 10 dead babies in a barrel?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:42pm

salm wrote:what´s worse than 10 dead babies in a barrel?

11?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:42pm

10 dead babies on a plate?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:43pm

the living one on the bottom trying to eat it´s way out.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:43pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Last DB riddle, I promise...

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the fuckin chicken!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:43pm

salm wrote:the living one on the bottom trying to eat it´s way out.

*barf*

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:44pm

what´s red and blue and makes women cry?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:45pm

A stillborn?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:46pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:46pm

salm wrote:what´s red and blue and makes women cry?

??? A frostbitten cock?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:48pm

You guys are SICK!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:49pm

and now for the most disgusting one i´ve ever heard it´ll be the last one:

what's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:49pm

NO MORE DEAD BABY JOKES!!! THEY'RE NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!

Thaey are starting to make me sick...