Tell A Story MKII

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:58am

built a cloning base and now had an army to play with. His first target was...

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-10-09 02:04pm

The Whataburger on Hwy 98 in Florida. After a bad experience involving a paper napkin, a small sprite, and a Kilo of uranium, he was gonna exact his revenge by....

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-10-09 02:48pm

Turning loose the dreaded Peruvian short-tailed Wombat platoon onto the horde of unfortunate restaurant patrons. With a shout, the thunder and roar of Wombat battle cries drew steadily closer to the unsuspecting Whataburger. As the patrons soon became aware of the terrible danger fast approaching, they....

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-09 03:26pm

Pull various weapons from various places and looked to make a fight of it, For the Canadian Fjord Monkey had sent his Peruvian short-tailed Wombat platoon to the Whataburger that just so happen to be hosting this months NRA meeting, in particular the Irate Irish NRA divison, Local 335 was having thier meeting so with a yell they turned to the Peruvian short-tailed Wombat platoon and...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-09 04:42pm

...at that very moment, thousands of miles away, Warlord Bill had finally carved out the Empire of Bill from conquered territories in Iraq, Iran, and Afganistan...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 04:44pm

sent Tusken raiders to help the NRA. The battle was furious, but when the smoke cleared...

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-09 04:59pm

A large army of klingon warriors beamed to the surface; they charged into battle and..

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 05:46pm

were immediately cut down by people who don't drop their guns. AS the last Klingon fell...

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-09 06:15pm

he claimed that he was the illegitimate son of the Sith Lord Darth...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 06:17pm

Clinton, who'd sold signed his life away to the dark side in exchange for a (CENSORED) from a Twi'lek dancer. He died several years later. Now, the monkey was ready to attack his foes in...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-09 06:37pm

...stead, just as he was about to launch his attack, the newly crowned Emperor Bill somehow blitzed Canada all the way from Afganistan, temporarily upsetting the monkey's plans...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-09 07:50pm

...plans to take over Zimbabway which had been renamed New Zamasbar the previous day thus confusion the GPS guided Flying monkeys he had sent. Instead they landed in the little town of...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:19pm

Zanabia, which was in the middle of...

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-09 09:23pm

Upper Volta, which in turn was ruled by a fanatical dictator known as..

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 09:25pm

Igiwalui, who had been boosted into power by a group of renegade Vong warriors. They were seeking revenge on...

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-09 09:30pm

the Wongites, an evil group of mercenaries who had one goal in mind and that was to...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 09:32pm

incinerate the continent of North America. They were planning this because they'd been wronged by one of the Vong named...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-09 09:58pm

...Al Gore who lost them the election and refuse to acept defeat gracefuly and comit Sakbato, A grave slap on thier collective honor. With the help if thier blade waving Klingon Allies the secretly ploted to..

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-09 10:16pm

destroy every last Wongite with their new uber-weapon of mass destruction. It has struck fear in nearly every race. It is known as the...

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-10-10 02:28pm

'Super badass laserbeam of total destruction and pleasent after smell not unlike chocolate chip cookies' NOW WITH FREE DISCO BALL(TM). It was made by the secret society of....

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-10 02:56pm

gorehounds, who wanted to see lots and lots of blood. They were about to get their wish, for....

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-10 03:04pm

A large metorite had smashed the local bloodbank, drowning the gorehounds. The Acient and Mystical Society of the "No Homers" laughed for plan 117A had gone perfeclty however they could not forsee the fact that...

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-10-10 03:30pm

The moon laser developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, better known as "The Alan Parsons Project," had secretly been brought back to operational status by parties unknown. This development had grave implications for the....

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-10 05:36pm

the society of No-Homers who were the arch enemies of the Wongites. Now the No-Homers had a secret ally that they called in their battle against Dr. Alan Parsons and his cronies, he was strong, brilliant, and omnipotent. He was known as...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-10 06:34pm

Darkstar, and his bricklike head was used to crush the moon-based laser and kill Parsons. Then...