math based pickup lines

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-01-13 06:34pm

One of my friends, who declared himself the Official Perv of my school, recently compiled a list of Math-based pickup lines.

"Inspired" by his achievement, I have decided to try and start such a list on ASVS and SD.net. If your replying, please add your own math-based pickup line to this list.

To start off:
"You can rotate on this axis."

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-01-13 07:04pm

Let's go to my place and chart your curves.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-01-13 07:12pm

"Do you like integrating, because I'd really like to integrate your curves." One of my friends said this in Calc class to the girl who sat next him. It was hilarious. He even got the suggestive eye-brow bit to a tee.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-13 07:18pm

"Hey, you know your calculus? 'Cause it says that U + Me = Us."

Kill me, please.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-13 08:34pm

Stand down, Joe. You're mine, I just need to light this flamer...

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-01-13 09:19pm

Lets go to my place, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-13 09:25pm

Straha wrote:Lets go to my place, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

*Lights flamethrower just in time to torch Straha and save his tattered dignity*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-13 11:19pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Forty goes into 4,880 122 times. And hopefully, that won't be the only thing that goes into something tonight.

*Stabs a katana into Smi*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-13 11:22pm

Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-13 11:23pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.

and if he DOES get it, you know youre looking at someone that thinks alot like you and will probably suck your cock. >D

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-13 11:24pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.

Perhaps you didn't get my previous point: No more maths chat up lines! I cannae take it!

*Wallops Smi with a calculus book*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-13 11:24pm

kojikun wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.
and if he DOES get it, you know youre looking at someone that thinks alot like you and will probably suck your cock. >D

Your logical reasoning is only slightly outdone by your voracious sexual appetite.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-14 12:13am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Your logical reasoning is only slightly outdone by your voracious sexual appetite.

Wanna find the root of 4761?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-14 12:33am

snicker

watch that whole scene from "a boutiful mind" about devide and concquer....

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2004-01-14 02:50am

"I'd put my integer into your equation any day."

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-01-14 08:04am

nerdiest topic ever.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-01-14 08:42am

You have magnificent numerators.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-14 11:39am

"Could you help me refine my research on the statistical number of sperm that are killed by saliva?"

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2004-01-14 12:01pm

I'd like to solve for your variable.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-01-14 01:58pm

"I'd like to feel up your Taylor series."
"How about you and me go back to my place and do algebra, nude."

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-14 02:36pm

You all deserve some sort of venereal disease only maths lovers can get. How can you sleep at night?!

AARGH!

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-01-14 04:43pm

"Would you like to see my 90 Degree angle"

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-14 04:46pm

AV, I don't know which is worse.. the fact that this thread is here, or your continued vehement responses against it.

~ver

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-14 04:50pm

ver, that should be "That this thread is here" or "There are so many people that actually have ones to contribute."

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-14 04:52pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:ver, that should be "That this thread is here" or "There are so many people that actually have ones to contribute."

The latter doesn't surprise me.

Been here long enough to know that pretty much anything and everything that comes up here will generate at least 6 responses. ESPECIALLY threads like this.

~ver