math based pickup lines

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-01-14 05:28pm

Let's go to my place and contort our bodies into some geometric shapes

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-14 05:36pm

verilon wrote:AV, I don't know which is worse.. the fact that this thread is here, or your continued vehement responses against it.

~ver

I hate maths, so anyone using it for this purpose deserves a shotgun enema.

That said, I'm usually as horny as koji appears 24/7, I just don't show it on here, but I draw the bisection at maths pick-up lines.

otter · Post by **otter** » 2004-01-14 06:27pm

You may be acute now, but you'll be obtuse in my bed later on.......

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2004-01-14 06:49pm

Wanna find out if my bit fits into your byte?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-14 07:37pm

Arrow Mk84 wrote:Wanna find out if my bit fits into your byte?

That's more computerey than mathmatical in my opinion. Not that you're going to get girls with it anyway.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2004-01-14 08:21pm

Binary math is still math.

Oh, try this: Lets go back to my place and do some shifting operations.

If any of these works on the target of your choice, run far, far away very quickly...

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-14 08:42pm

Arrow Mk84 wrote:Binary math is still math.

Oh, try this: Lets go back to my place and do some shifting operations.

If any of these works on the target of your choice, run far, far away very quickly...

Why should we run away?

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2004-01-14 09:04pm

Why should we run away?

Because that person is a complete geek. Duh!

Hey baby, check out this truth table!

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2004-01-14 09:17pm

Wow, nice NAND!

Can I see your exclusive OR?

Lets do some induction!

Now that's one fine proof.

Check out that quadrilateral.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-01-14 09:23pm

Arrow Mk84 wrote:Wow, nice NAND!

Can I see your exclusive OR?

Lets do some induction!

Now that's one fine proof.

Check out that quadrilateral.

Don't make me NOT your face, because I will. I still have nightmares from boolean algebra, and if you don't quit it, I will find you and shove your keyboard so far up your ass, that when you cough, you get a carriage return.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2004-01-14 10:06pm

I think its time for me to have a blue screen...

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-14 10:09pm

Arrow Mk84 wrote:
Why should we run away?
Because that person is a complete geek. Duh!

Okay, you can run away... I would love to meet more complete geeks that are female.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-01-14 10:34pm

Uraniun235 wrote:
Arrow Mk84 wrote:
Why should we run away?
Because that person is a complete geek. Duh!
Okay, you can run away... I would love to meet more complete geeks that are female.

I've been dating one for a couple years now.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-01-14 11:44pm

Hey baby, wanna find the square root of your legs using my cosign?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-01-15 12:20am

"Come back to my place, and I'll show you my Taylor expansion."

"You know, the electron doesn't physically orbit the nucleus, because an accelerating charged particle emits energy. Let's have sex. And if an electron is orbiting, it's accelerating, and thus it must lose energy. I want to lick chocolate syrup off of your breasts. And if it loses energy, then the orbit would eventually decay, and the lifetime of an atom would be as little as 0.8 seconds. I want to eat a strawberry out of your labia Clearly, this is not what we observe, so we had to develop quantum mechanics to explain what actually goes on in the atom. So what was your name again?"