Who do you most want to kick in the balls?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-15 12:25am

Pretty straightforward. Who?

I'm thinking the guy from the Paris Hilton sex tape. What a tool.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-15 12:35am

Michael Jackson.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-15 12:41am

Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.

I don't make a habit of kicking people in their boyz, though. For the record.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-01-15 12:47am

Probably just some people i know at school >.>
XD

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-15 12:48am

Right now?

Hmmmm...well, I'd think of the top of my head probably either Michael Jackson or maybe random Marvel zombie. Hard to choose.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-15 12:58am

Anyone that lives in the same house as and is older than Ein.

Now, if you changed the first K in KICK to an L, the answer changes significantly.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-01-15 12:59am

My mom.

I'd kick her in her motherly nutsack so hard she'd be tasting....oh...

Oh!

Nevermind.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-01-15 01:22am

Joe wrote:Pretty straightforward. Who?

I'm thinking the guy from the Paris Hilton sex tape. What a tool.

Hmmm. The possibilities are endless. On one hand, kicking OBL so hard that his happy sack wraps up and around his back and lands on his own chin is appealing to me. So would be using Micheal Jacksons balls as a hackey sack.

Ideas of going Pele on Jerry Falwell's family jewls could be turned into a TV movie on HBO as well as strapping on a steel toed heavy duty boot and giving a swift kick to Mr., I not the real President, I just play one on TV, Martin Sheen (I just don't like him).

Oh, well. Might as well get my kicks and do a public service too. No, not the fat preacher, I mean Osamma.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-15 01:38am

i wouldn't mind kicking bill gates in the junk.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-15 01:50am

The problem with kicking a guy in the balls: If you ever do it, you'd better kill him while he's still down, because if he gets up he will kill you.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-15 01:51am

first stepdad or brother in law, but I would rather sew rock salt into their bodies...

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-01-15 01:52am

Rogue 9 wrote:The problem with kicking a guy in the balls: If you ever do it, you'd better kill him while he's still down, because if he gets up he will kill you.

If you do it right, you have until he's done puking before the surge of adrenelan kicks in.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-01-15 01:53am

Joe wrote:Pretty straightforward. Who?

I'm thinking the guy from the Paris Hilton sex tape. What a tool.

Why? What did he do?

Let's see. Some drunk lady ran over and killed some children a while back. Id kick her in the nuts.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-15 02:05am

Knife wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:The problem with kicking a guy in the balls: If you ever do it, you'd better kill him while he's still down, because if he gets up he will kill you.
If you do it right, you have until he's done puking before the surge of adrenelan kicks in.

That depends entirely on who you're dealing with. Some people will go into adrenaline overdrive right away and double over in pain after they're done with you.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-01-15 03:04am

I can't believe that Justin Timberlake has not been brought up. What a fucking poser.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-15 03:05am

I know! I know! Whoever last killed Kenny!

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-01-15 04:49am

Demiurge wrote:Michael Jackson.

Won't do jack. MJ doesn't have balls. See Scary Movie 3.

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2004-01-15 05:55am

Zaia wrote:Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.

I don't make a habit of kicking people in their boyz, though. For the record.

Have to agree here. On both counts.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-15 07:12am

My roomie

~ver

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-01-15 07:18am

( sorry for the big picture, but i really wanna kick it in the nuts)

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-15 07:19am

I think it's a guy, by the way.

~ver

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-01-15 07:23am

verilon wrote:I think it's a guy, by the way.

~ver

thats why i wanna kick it in the nuts - cause i think it has a couple =)

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-01-15 07:45am

Zaia wrote:Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.

Who's Brian Drake?

I can't think of anyone to kick in the nads. B&B? Michael Jackson? Those fuckers who made the "Moon Landing: False!" docos? Greenpeace? Creationists? Geez, there are too many to choose from.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-15 09:08am

verilon wrote:I think it's a guy, by the way.

~ver

What'd I tell you? In that pic, I'm pretty sure you can see the outline of the twigs and berries in the tights. *shudder*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-15 09:10am

either that or some damned peculiar underwear.

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