Who do you most want to kick in the balls?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-15 09:13am

Darth_Zod wrote:either that or some damned peculiar underwear.

or a clitoris the size of an apple.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-15 09:39am

Superman wrote:I can't believe that Justin Timberlake has not been brought up. What a fucking poser.

Does he even have balls?

I'd say whichever guys in my school are giving me the most crap. Perhaps that would teach them a lesson.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-15 09:39am

only one person? hmm....

George W. Bush.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-15 11:45am

Knife wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:The problem with kicking a guy in the balls: If you ever do it, you'd better kill him while he's still down, because if he gets up he will kill you.
If you do it right, you have until he's done puking before the surge of adrenelan kicks in.

Even then he'll be doubled over and limping.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-15 11:49am

Harold Shipman would be a good candidate, but he just killed himself.

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2004-01-15 12:25pm

The dipshit that has been trying to shoot my dog with a pellet gun lately. I have narrowed it down to two people and whomever it is is gonna get kicked so hard that... uhm.. well uhm....it would really really hurt cause i wear steel toes.. then after that i'd sic my dog on em and let her tear em off!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-15 12:28pm

Stofsk wrote:
Zaia wrote:Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.
Who's Brian Drake?

I can't think of anyone to kick in the nads. B&B? Michael Jackson? Those fuckers who made the "Moon Landing: False!" docos? Greenpeace? Creationists? Geez, there are too many to choose from.

Z.'s immature, self centered, lying, betraying ex.

Thus me and Dalton perfectly understand....

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-15 12:34pm

Stofsk wrote:
Zaia wrote:Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.
Who's Brian Drake?

Z's sorta ex...since most of the rant threads are dead, the ultra condensed version is a okay

-She likes him
-He doesn't commit
-He then tells her he's found a perfect woman
-Then wants drama to make him feel better.

Someone I feel she should have full reign on the ball busting...to which Colin and Dalton agree(and most likely a few others as well) with me on it.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-01-15 12:49pm

Kicking in the nuts is for amatures, it's to east to miss. It is way more effective to kneeing somone in the nutsack..

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-15 01:00pm

The misguided fuckers who keep fucking up Ontario's power supply. Everyone in the Liberal government who think energy conservation will work, and who want to shut down power plants without building any new ones. Can you say fucking blackouts? I think Dalton McGuinty (our provincial Premier) needs a good solid kick to the nuts before he completely fucks over our province.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-01-15 01:24pm

Fuck it. Here's my list:

(in no order of importance)

The Wachowski Brothers

Ashton Kutcher

Bill O'Reilly

The elderly fuckers who keep launching their Caddies into homes, store fronts, markets, and crowds of pedestrians and claim that "the gas pedal was stuck".

Paris Hilton (get the fuck off my tv already bitch)

Britney Spears (you too)

and just for kicks, GW Bush for trying to blur the lines between church and state.

I'm not talking some Wing Chun front snap kick here. I'd deliver the "I gotta win us the game with this field goal!" kick of doom.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-15 01:51pm

Tony Blair.

In fact, I would like to organise a univeristy students' outing to line up to kick Tony Blair in the nuts.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-01-15 02:09pm

Ill second that ashton ... hes a fucking moron after watching an episode of punked for way too long ...

but that paris hilton ... theres something about that midriff that makes me want to keep her alive ...

and her ditsyness is cute if its regulated ( much like heroin )

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-15 02:16pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Z's sorta ex...since most of the rant threads are dead, the ultra condensed version is a okay

-She likes him
-He doesn't commit
-He then tells her he's found a perfect woman
-Then wants drama to make him feel better.

To clarify a bit:

-I actually was in love with him.
-He led me on and lied to me to keep me as an option (he admitted to doing both).
-Said perfect woman conveniently lives 400 miles away.
-A little while before Christmas, he actually said to me (continuing said drama), "Um, I was wondering...If Kim (le femme perfecta) and I happen to break up..um...would you still consider...maybe...?" I cut him off by saying, "You have got to be kidding me" and walked off.

Ass.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-15 02:20pm

That's the thing, if I kicked anyone in the balls, it wouldnt be someone famous, it would be someone I knew, as its the more personal things that get your blood fired up. So in my book, Zaia's is the best excuse out there, I havent really had anyone piss me off bad enough to want me to do that.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-15 02:26pm

Zaia wrote: To clarify a bit:

-I actually was in love with him.
-He led me on and lied to me to keep me as an option (he admitted to doing both).
-Said perfect woman conveniently lives 400 miles away.
-A little while before Christmas, he actually said to me (continuing said drama), "Um, I was wondering...If Kim (le femme perfecta) and I happen to break up..um...would you still consider...maybe...?" I cut him off by saying, "You have got to be kidding me" and walked off.

Ass.

Okay, now I want to kick that guy in the balls. So far out of the suggestions he is definately the most deserving and then some.

A few kicks to the ribs after he's down might be deserved as well.

As for Ashton Kurtchner. Someone just needs to break his nose so he won't be such a "pretty boy" for a few months and then we can get a break from seeing him.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-01-15 02:33pm

Anyone remember that Subway comercial that (thankfully) isn't on anymore but played for a VERY long time? The one where they're all in the elevator and the woman askes the guy how lunch was, and he yells "MAGNIFICO!" ?

That guy. Hard.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-01-15 02:33pm

Tsyroc wrote:
Okay, now I want to kick that guy in the balls. So far out of the suggestions he is definately the most deserving and then some. A few kicks to the ribs after he's down might be deserved as well.

As for Ashton Kurtchner. Someone just needs to break his nose so he won't be such a "pretty boy" for a few months and then we can get a break from seeing him.

you juss wanna be zaias hero so that maybe she blows you a kissie-poo

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-15 02:52pm

Let me see .....

The Wachowski Brothers
My Brother
A small group of people on another message board for trivial reasons
Some guy that used to be my best friend
Bill Gates
The guy that lobbed a brick through our window and made off with the car keys (and car) on Boxing Day
The totally shit DJ at our New ywears Eve party
My brother
George W. bush
Tony Blair
All the members of Busted
All the members of Westlife
All the members of [insert boyband]
My mother (if she had balls)

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-15 04:21pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:either that or some damned peculiar underwear.
or a clitoris the size of an apple.

if someone has a clitoris that big i want to see it for myself. it must be the largest one in existence.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-15 05:03pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:That's the thing, if I kicked anyone in the balls, it wouldnt be someone famous, it would be someone I knew, as its the more personal things that get your blood fired up. So in my book, Zaia's is the best excuse out there, I havent really had anyone piss me off bad enough to want me to do that.

Although my desire to kick my brother in law in the balls until he died from bloodloss and shock would be more reasonable, if you had paid attention to my rants of the last year about My sister's deviorce, finding out about the years of abuse just last christmas, and personally telling the fucknut that I would crush his fucknuts and kill him if he ever hurt my baby sister.....

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-15 05:09pm

Zaia wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Z's sorta ex...since most of the rant threads are dead, the ultra condensed version is a okay

-She likes him
-He doesn't commit
-He then tells her he's found a perfect woman
-Then wants drama to make him feel better.
To clarify a bit:

-I actually was in love with him.
-He led me on and lied to me to keep me as an option (he admitted to doing both).
-Said perfect woman conveniently lives 400 miles away.
-A little while before Christmas, he actually said to me (continuing said drama), "Um, I was wondering...If Kim (le femme perfecta) and I happen to break up..um...would you still consider...maybe...?" I cut him off by saying, "You have got to be kidding me" and walked off.

Ass.

Wow, well it just adds more salt to the list...I mean the whole drama bit was pretty poor on his part but the last one is definitly a kicker.

And yes Colin has a very good reason(once again ah well rants are gone...but nonetheless I'm amazed the guy is still...well)

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-01-15 05:09pm

Zaia wrote:To clarify a bit:

-I actually was in love with him.
-He led me on and lied to me to keep me as an option (he admitted to doing both).
-Said perfect woman conveniently lives 400 miles away.
-A little while before Christmas, he actually said to me (continuing said drama), "Um, I was wondering...If Kim (le femme perfecta) and I happen to break up..um...would you still consider...maybe...?" I cut him off by saying, "You have got to be kidding me" and walked off.

Ass.

Hmm, didn't I say something once about you being his "backup girlfriend"?

He's a dick. Totally.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-01-15 05:11pm

I'd say Hillary Clinton, just because I want to prove that she really is a man.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-15 05:18pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:That's the thing, if I kicked anyone in the balls, it wouldnt be someone famous, it would be someone I knew, as its the more personal things that get your blood fired up. So in my book, Zaia's is the best excuse out there, I havent really had anyone piss me off bad enough to want me to do that.
Although my desire to kick my brother in law in the balls until he died from bloodloss and shock would be more reasonable, if you had paid attention to my rants of the last year about My sister's deviorce, finding out about the years of abuse just last christmas, and personally telling the fucknut that I would crush his fucknuts and kill him if he ever hurt my baby sister.....

Ah, see, I must have missed that one, I didnt mean any disrespect by it, but I'm afraid I have a poor memory for remembering all the things that go on on the board, forgive me for making the hasty assumption, my apologies.