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Lonestar wrote:
Beowulf wrote:I have a Brilliant Idea!

Ask one of your male friends to act the part of your boyfriend. If the high-schooler thinks you're already dating someone, he'll probably move on.
By extension, introduce him to Shep and his gun collection.
I think the idea is too get the kid to look elsewhere. Not terrify him. :lol:



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Stormbringer wrote:
I think the idea is too get the kid to look elsewhere. Not terrify him. :lol:



(Just kidding Shep)
If the kid is as bright as Zaia claims, he'll know to start looking elsewhere...
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Clearly, you need to get this kid hooked up with someone else. :P
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Yes, say something that would destroy him.

"You know, you're a really cute kid. I think my cousin/niece/friend's sster would like to meet you. She's in High School Too!"
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Lonestar wrote:Yes, say something that would destroy him.

"You know, you're a really cute kid. I think my cousin/niece/friend's sster would like to meet you. She's in High School Too!"
Bwahahaha--now THAT solution I like! :D
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Bwahahaha--now THAT solution I like!
You want to "destroy him"? You're mean. Which is fine. :twisted:
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Vympel wrote:You want to "destroy him"? You're mean. Which is fine. :twisted:
Of course, I'm a woman. It's what we do. :wink:

(Figured I'd say it before anyone else did.)
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Zaia wrote:
Vympel wrote:You want to "destroy him"? You're mean. Which is fine. :twisted:
Of course, I'm a woman. It's what we do. :wink:

(Figured I'd say it before anyone else did.)
Well.. that.. and she's the Demon Princess (TM). :P

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Most Women are Demon Princesses, and all are out to screw you in a non - coitial fashion.
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Lonestar wrote:Most Women are Demon Princesses, and all are out to screw you in a non - coitial fashion.
No.. she's been THE Demon Princess since before you joined the board. :P

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I think Lilith would disagree. :P
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Lonestar wrote:I think Lilith would disagree. :P
She's not trademarked. :P

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Besides the boardmember known as Lillith is also known as "She who holds the leash on The Coyote"....
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verilon wrote: She's not trademarked. :P

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Well, that's true I suppose.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Lonestar wrote:
Beowulf wrote:I have a Brilliant Idea!

Ask one of your male friends to act the part of your boyfriend. If the high-schooler thinks you're already dating someone, he'll probably move on.
By extension, introduce him to Shep and his gun collection.
What gun collection? :P
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Hell, if he doesn't have one, he can just go and buy a Saturday Night Special and wave it menacingly at the kid.
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Oh, and Zaia....

You have to make sure to ruffle his hair when you say it too.
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I have my drivers fill out an incident report over the smallest things. Just in case anything escalates, we have it on file. Cover your ass is the name of the game. Notify your superior, and file a report on your concerns.
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Hire a male (or female) prostitute to pretend to be your boy/girlfriend, and have him/her go to one of your classes. Or you can always find a fellow SD.net member who lives close by to do the same thing. :wink:
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Lonestar wrote:Oh, and Zaia....

You have to make sure to ruffle his hair when you say it too.
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If you need some intimidation I'm in town for 38 more hours starting now. I could always come by in Dress Blues...I think that might intimidate him enough to back off :D.
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Zaia wrote: :D
By the way, if you go through with it and he goes nuts, I'd like to absolve myself of any responsibility right now.
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