Have You Seen This Man?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-01-15 08:00pm

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-15 08:09pm

-hints at the A&P forum-

~ver

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-15 08:17pm

WTF sort of milk container is that?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2004-01-15 08:18pm

That looks an awful lot like Mike.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-01-15 08:25pm

Alyeska wrote:That looks an awful lot like Mike.

Yup. I was wondering where he's been! Anyone know?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-15 08:25pm

Alluding to the fact he hasn't posted recently?

(Why is the top left part of his head all stretched out like Bib Fortuna?)

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-01-15 09:03pm

I talked to him via Email recently (2 - 3 days ago), he's just busy

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-01-15 09:35pm

Solauren wrote:I talked to him via Email recently (2 - 3 days ago), he's just busy

busy being the spokesman for a new brand of milk!

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2004-01-15 10:38pm

I heard it was -45 with windchill there...perhaps it is too cold to type?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-16 02:31am

I was wondering why it was taking so long for him to apply my custom title.

Ohh well, I'm in no hurry.

I just hope he's able to post soon.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-01-16 09:51am

It IS cold, but that wouldn't do it. A true Canadian can type in mittens.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-16 09:57am

OH MY GOD! HE GOT A LIFE!

Run for the hills, our Chief has abandoned us.

We're doooomed, laddy!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-16 10:03am

Vertigo1 wrote:I was wondering why it was taking so long for him to apply my custom title. Ohh well, I'm in no hurry. I just hope he's able to post soon.

It's lucky there's four admins, then, isn't it?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-01-16 10:04am

Perhaps some devious alien abducted him and gave him certain canine traits, and he has therefore been unable to extricate himself from Lady Wong.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-16 10:12am

XaLEv wrote:Perhaps some devious alien abducted him and gave him certain canine traits, and he has therefore been unable to extricate himself from Lady Wong.

[hammy] It... it's... it's CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME! [/hammy]

(Stonecutters theme song starts playing in the background)

Fnord.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-01-16 10:21am

Well, I've heard from anonymous sources that Mr. Wong was arrested for having illegal anal sex with his wife while waiting to be processed at an American airport, and was taken away by the Stupid White Men after being interviewed by Michael Moore about how the evil Neo-Cons are taking white-out to the Constitution and banning public anal sex to defer the ongoing investigations into the alleged WMDs, which in turn may have been a cover-up to throw the scent off the Bush-bin Laden family connections that led to 9-11, and......

Krechet · Post by **Krechet** » 2004-01-16 10:28am

Vertigo1 wrote:I was wondering why it was taking so long for him to apply my custom title. Ohh well, I'm in no hurry. I just hope he's able to post soon.

And what is your request, Sith Devotee?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-16 01:39pm

I saw him! He came to me in a vision!

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-01-16 01:47pm

Uraniun235 wrote:I saw him! He came to me in a vision!

I thought he's in Argentina?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-16 01:49pm

*dresses up in drag and bats eyelashes*

Re rent ratta ray... reeheeheehee...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-16 02:43pm

Lord Poe wrote:Well, I've heard from anonymous sources that Mr. Wong was arrested for having illegal anal sex with his wife while waiting to be processed at an American airport, and was taken away by the Stupid White Men after being interviewed by Michael Moore about how the evil Neo-Cons are taking white-out to the Constitution and banning public anal sex to defer the ongoing investigations into the alleged WMDs, which in turn may have been a cover-up to throw the scent off the Bush-bin Laden family connections that led to 9-11, and......

My version is that Mike was taken as a prisoner-of-war at a Stonecutters meeting when the Esoteric Order of Dagon's ninja Deep One Hybrids ambushed it, as part of some major war against their arch-rivals (aforementioned Stonecutters) to divert attention away from an ideological schism within the EOD. This ideological schism started out as a minor disagreement between The Pope and Kris Kristofferson - both members of the Dagonic World Council - (basically regarding how to steal the global mind-control network Kate Moss bought from the CIA a week ago*) then growing in intensity until the EOD was on the verge of splitting up since all of its sockpuppet organizations now had taken sides in the schism - on Kris Kristofferson's side were the Raëlian Movement, the Mormons, the guys who manufacture Kool-Aid, the Church of Scientology, Proctor & Gamble and the rogue factions of the Knights Templar. Meanwhile the Pope could rely on the Brotherhood Of The Lizards, the Boy Scouts, "The Sharing", the Rosicrucians, a few number of British royals who aren't under under control of the Stonecutters, those Transdenscendal Meditation folks, Ralph Nader and the PLO. Shortly after, Ozzy Osborne left his previous faction (the one which sided with the Pope) thinking that he could do a better job at managing the than either the Pope or Kris Kristofferson - enlisting the help of "double agent" organizations helped by both the Stonecutters and desperate Cthulhu Cultists like Ozzy himself. Among these Double Agent organizations are the United Nations, Wizards Of The Coast, Dr. Phil, NAACP and of course - the Moonies.

Of course, it didn't get any better for ol' Ozzy when Courtney Love (yet another member of the EOD World Council) finally found a solution, which was to attack the Stonecutters. As a result - two of the "double-agent" organizations (The European Union and the Promise Keepers) suddenly shifted allegiance.

Sounds complicated? That's before we add into it all the role played by those extraterrestrial guys better known as the Swedish. (they're currently not doing anything, but if they decide to intervene in the war between the Stonecutters and the Esoteric Order Of Dagon then all hell will break loose literally as the Astral Gate opens and some really horrible demon-thingies will turn everything to stone except the Bilderberger Society)

*The EOD is currently hit by budget cuts after an attack submarine owned by the Movement To Reestablish The Soviet Union destroyed one of their underwater gold mines.

Ah - When it comes to conspiracy theories, no SD.Net denizen makes them wackier than I do.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-01-16 02:46pm

Pffft...everyone knows Mike is crashing at my place to start collaboration on a Starcrossed/Conquest joint sequel.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-01-16 02:47pm

Clearly, Mr. Wong has done the unthinkable: he licked a metal pole. As we speak he is battling off crows and polar bears from his postition of relative vulnerability waiting for rescue.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-16 03:10pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Clearly, Mr. Wong has done the unthinkable: he licked a metal pole. As we speak he is battling off crows and polar bears from his postition of relative vulnerability waiting for rescue.

Now this, this I find amusing.

"Oh look, frost!"

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-01-16 04:01pm

Lord Wong is tied up in my basement, and you won't see him again until I'm custom-titled "teh l33t!!1!"