Best Martian threat....

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Best Martian threat

1899 invasion
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21%
1950's invasion
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5%
John Carter invades Mars
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Marvin threatens to blow up the earth because it ubstructs his view of Venus
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74%
 
Total votes: 39

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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

The original attack: killed by disease, but heat rays and tentecles....

The 1950's invasion: atomic disintegration beams, flyight, and that manta ray look

Marvin

Edgar Rice Burroughs and the sky ships.

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First Vote mine! And the winner is.... MARVIN!!!!!!
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Bah! Marvin is the alien God, as such he wins. You've gotta be EVIL to want to destroy a planet for no better reason than it obstructs your view... And considering he had a small artillary sized piece of equipment that could wipe out a planet... oh yes... Marvin wins...
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Tremble pathetic earth creatures tremble...
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In 1898, Herbert George Wells wrote what is arguably the most important novel in the history of science fiction. The War Of The Worlds established a benchmark for a whole subset of the genre, that of an alien invasion of the Earth.

Less than 50 years later,1938 to be exact Orson Welles set a radio drama of the book in the real life American town of Grover's Mill and set in motion a genuine mass panic in America...who thought the invasion was real...this surely has to win the prize!!

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truely the sacrifice of the valiant "Thunderchilde" doth rock.
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Illudium "Pew-36" Explosive space modulator>stupid spider droid thingys.
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Uuuulahh...
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Marvin.

Plans to obliterate the Earth because it obstructs his view of Venus. Not only that has insta Bird minions.
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Marvin.

Ghost Rider wrote:Not only that has insta Bird minions.
The sign on the gum-dispenser-looking thing says "10,000 Martians just add water". And let's not forget Rupert (was it?), his right arm, er, dog.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:truely the sacrifice of the valiant "Thunderchilde" doth rock.
In addition, she took one of the mecha scum down beforehand.
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Thus earning her a place in the HAB museme....
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Chardok wrote:Illudium "Pew-36" Explosive space modulator>stupid spider droid thingys.
Besides, as an HAB member you have to vote for Marvin, the others have mech wannabe stuff. And you wouldn't be a true HAB if you voted for something with spindly legs. :wink:
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Marvin of course!
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Marvin, cause only one thing in the universe can contend with Duck Dodgers.
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1899 version, but only in musical form.
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Marvin, of course. But you forgot to list Mars Attacks. ;P

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Drats, voted without reading carefully. I should have chosen Marvin instead of original.
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Just how was the Illudium-pu-35 (whatever) going to blow up Earth anyway? Didn't Marvin just stick it in the end of his telescope?

Still i voted Marvin because he appeared in the Simpsons X-Files alien line up!
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My vote has been cast.

Marvin all the way! :twisted:
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As great as Marvin is, I have just one word.

ULLAH!
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:truely the sacrifice of the valiant "Thunderchilde" doth rock.
In addition, she took one of the mecha scum down beforehand.
Huzzah for Thunderchild!
I believe she took two down. One with her guns and the other after going to ramming speed. I may be wrong.
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Post by Tsyroc »

I like all of those listed plus some that aren't like the Orson Welles' radio play.

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I think I have to go with the 1950's "tripods" (they didn't actually fly but moved on electromagnetic "legs". I just love the sound of the heat ray warming up and then letting rip. The disintegrator ray was cool too. Plus, the movie had the flying wing drop a nuke on some of the Martian ships and they survived it. :D
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Admiral Valdemar wrote: I believe she took two down. One with her guns and the other after going to ramming speed. I may be wrong.
Right! "crumpled him up like a thing of cardboard" IIRC
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verilon wrote:Marvin, of course. But you forgot to list Mars Attacks. ;P

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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

This is better then getting wasted by the common cold, or wedgies from a crazy rabbit?
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