Amusing Gospel

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IndustrialNoise
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This past Sunday, while I was at mass(My family is Catholic), the preist made a rather funny mistake. He was reading the Gospel:
"And the Holy Spirit came upon John in bodily fluid(starts saying "bodily fluids")...*clears throat*.....bodily form. :lol: :lol:

Just thought I'd share that with you guys, since it's always fun to laugh at other's mistakes. :P
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Bwahahaha!

Silly Catholics. Sex jokes are for the Methodists.

Which reminds me that we have a sign on the mens bathroom in my church.

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Was he distracted by the altar boys?
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Post by General Zod »

ROFLMAO! that's hilarious.
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Post by Sarevok »

That was very funny.
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Oh dear... oh dear...
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