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What's your favorite verse?
Mine:
We will all bow down to Gozer
Priestess did it with that Joser
Cross the streams, and there she goes, sir!
And that's good enough for me!
Religious education
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Religious education
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ ,, N() ] don't you understand?
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Here's an alternate, it may be a bit more comprehensive.
http://www.ecis.com/~alizard/old-time-religion.html
http://www.ecis.com/~alizard/old-time-religion.html
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ ,, N() ] don't you understand?
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We will all bow to Hephaestus
As a blacksmith he will test us
'Cause his balls are pure asbestos
So he's good enough for me.
You can keep your saints with halos,
Your hosannas or dayenus:
Let's throw virgins in volcanos!
And that's good enough for me!
In the sky I hear a hummin'
It's the UFO's a-comin'
That's not banjos that they're strummin'
But it's good enough for me!
As a blacksmith he will test us
'Cause his balls are pure asbestos
So he's good enough for me.
You can keep your saints with halos,
Your hosannas or dayenus:
Let's throw virgins in volcanos!
And that's good enough for me!
In the sky I hear a hummin'
It's the UFO's a-comin'
That's not banjos that they're strummin'
But it's good enough for me!
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We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!
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You beat it to me!!Straha wrote:We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!
Anyway, here's my "plan B" pick:
It's not good enough for Reagan
It's not good enough for Reagan
He's too square to be a Pagan!
And that's good enough for me!
Indeed Reagan is too square to be a Pagan.
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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There is an alternate:
We give praise Quetzalcoatl
For the gift of Chocolotl
It's good cold or pipin' hotl
And it's good enough for me!
We give praise Quetzalcoatl
For the gift of Chocolotl
It's good cold or pipin' hotl
And it's good enough for me!
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ ,, N() ] don't you understand?
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Re: Religious education
Damn you for picking the one i would've gone for. Damn you straight to Dana Barret's fridge!SyntaxVorlon wrote:http://www.skepticfiles.org/silly/otr.htm
What's your favorite verse?
Mine:
We will all bow down to Gozer
Priestess did it with that Joser
Cross the streams, and there she goes, sir!
And that's good enough for me!
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