Rockbitch: What the Fuck? (literally)

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2004-01-17 01:46am

The most pretentious goth band EVER. (and here's their official website) How pretentious, you might ask? Well, they waste five pages (and 30 minutes of my life which I will NEVER get back, thank you VERY much) describing in extent how they have safe sex with each other whenever they want to (actually, they spend most of their website on their sexual habits and very LITTLE is spent on their music - they have no MP3s available for download, no videos available for download, and all their merchandise is sold out and they have no intention of manufacturing more). Additionally, much whining is made of the fact that the TERRIBLE CHRISTIANS DIDN'T MAKE UP ALL THEIR OWN RELIGIOUS CEREMONIES, OH NOES!!!1!11

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-01-17 01:49am

Iceberg wrote:[SNIPPITY SNIP SNIP]The most pretentious goth band EVER[/url]. (and here's their official website) How pretentious, you might ask? Well, they waste five pages (and 30 minutes of my life which I will NEVER get back, thank you VERY much) describing in extent how they have safe sex with each other whenever they want to (actually, they spend most of their website on their sexual habits and very LITTLE is spent on their music - they have no MP3s available for download, no videos available for download, and all their merchandise is sold out and they have no intention of manufacturing more). Additionally, much whining is made of the fact that the TERRIBLE CHRISTIANS DIDN'T MAKE UP ALL THEIR OWN RELIGIOUS CEREMONIES, OH NOES!!!1!11

All that and you can't give us a pic?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-17 01:55am

That was very odd.

For a supposed band, they sure don't seem to talk about music much.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-17 04:41am

Hey, cut them a little slack. When Rockbitch make unintentionally hilarious statements not related to their music, they actually mean them.

There aren't many bands who do that.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-17 04:46am

BTW - can anybody here give me a clue about what Rockbitch's music sounds like? I've never heard it, but I recall reading in a newspaper that it was some sort of punk rock.

(Rockbitch are a prime example of what I call "The Rage Against The Machine Syndrome" - or "When A Band Becomes More Famous For Their Opinions Than Their Music")

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-17 05:49am

Well, the reviewer calls them "a group of talentless, pagan Alanis Morissette lookalikes" if that says anything.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-17 06:11am

Most of that isn't aimed at their music however. Seems to be more concerned with their image as opposed to how good their music actually is.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-17 07:31am

Crayz9000 wrote:Well, the reviewer calls them "a group of talentless, pagan Alanis Morissette lookalikes" if that says anything.

I'm getting tired of pointing out the obvious - but that means they look like Alanis, not that they sound like her.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-01-17 10:37am

Iceberg wrote:Well, they waste five pages (and 30 minutes of my life which I will NEVER get back, thank you VERY much)

Then you're a fucking idiot for not developing auto scanning
to tell you "This is fucking worthless, fuck it" and going to
something more interesting like learning how to play THIRD REICH.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-17 12:36pm

I also heard that they routinely throw out a golden condom into the audience during performances, which the guy who catches it can meet them after the stage and bang the lead singer. This got them banned in London, I understand

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-01-17 01:43pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:I also heard that they routinely throw out a golden condom into the audience during performances, which the guy who catches it can meet them after the stage and bang the lead singer. This got them banned in London, I understand

Okay I need to go to one of those conserts

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-01-17 02:06pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:I also heard that they routinely throw out a golden condom into the audience during performances, which the guy who catches it can meet them after the stage and bang the lead singer. This got them banned in London, I understand

You sure that is Rockbitch? I heard about this stunt with another band.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-17 02:17pm

EmperorMing wrote:You sure that is Rockbitch? I heard about this stunt with another band.

Pretty sure. I read about it in Maxim.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-01-17 02:30pm

Gil Hamilton wrote: Pretty sure. I read about it in Maxim.

Ahhh, Maxim

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-17 02:30pm

MKSheppard wrote:Ahhh, Maxim

Maxim is a fine publication.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-17 05:06pm

Faram wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:I also heard that they routinely throw out a golden condom into the audience during performances, which the guy who catches it can meet them after the stage and bang the lead singer. This got them banned in London, I understand
Okay I need to go to one of those conserts

If you do, please report to me what the actual music was like - are their music anything special, or is Rockbitch a run-off-the-mill gothrock band whose members incidentally happen to be really horny lesbians?

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