Best Martian threat....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-17 12:01pm

I just realized another fun one I forgot....

Micheal Valentine Smith!

He comes from Mars and sets up his own religion based on Lot's of Sex.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-17 12:12pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I just realized another fun one I forgot....

Micheal Valentine Smith!

He comes from Mars and sets up his own religion based on Lot's of Sex.

That explain why Claude Vorhilon started his Raelian crap

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-17 12:22pm

Dude I always figured that the Realians had taken Heinline too literally....

Just like I figured the TV preachers really took Janis Joplin's "Mercedes Benz" to heart, but don't want to admit it.....

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2004-01-17 02:45pm

Montcalm wrote:
They had superior firepower,but they were wasted by a song.

Meh, if all the soldiers in the movie weren't lousy shots, the little brainiacs would get wasted right at the start

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-17 04:36pm

PeZook wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
They had superior firepower,but they were wasted by a song.
Meh, if all the soldiers in the movie weren't lousy shots, the little brainiacs would get wasted right at the start

Their suits were bulletproof,the only type of weapon usefull enough to kill them were their own,remember the two kids at the White House visit,they did a better job than a bunch of trained secret service men.

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2004-01-17 04:44pm

Montcalm wrote: Their suits were bulletproof,the only type of weapon usefull enough to kill them were their own,remember the two kids at the White House visit,they did a better job than a bunch of trained secret service men.

And they took the guns from a martian who got killed after a USSS agent nailed him in his helmet with a 9mm pistol. The helmet shattered like ordinary glass.

No other man in the entire movie has managed the incredible feat of "hitting an alien in the head", therefore they all sucked

dworkin · Post by **dworkin** » 2004-01-17 10:57pm

Original Invasion

My alarm wakes me up to the musical version so maybe I'm biased.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-01-17 11:07pm

Those voting for anyone other than Marvin make me very, very angry!

*vaporizes Earth because of his anger*

BAM!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-17 11:09pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Those voting for anyone other than Marvin make me very, very angry!

And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-17 11:35pm

Marvin's got the 236 explosive space modulator. Nothing can stop him.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2004-01-18 12:09am

I vote Marvin. He has a more efficient means of blowing up planet Earth than the Death Star does. And disintegration guns galore. And thousands of expendable martian dogs. And that massive facility he has on Mars belongs only to him. If that's his, what of the other martians on Mars? Though, I never heard of or saw any others in the cartoons...perhaps it's a mere colony.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-01-18 06:22pm

Marvin, of course. To stop him it takes the entire might of a crazy rabbit that outsmarts him

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-01-18 06:43pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:The original attack: killed by disease, but heat rays and tentecles....

The 1950's invasion: atomic disintegration beams, flyight, and that manta ray look

Marvin

Edgar Rice Burroughs and the sky ships.

Edit
Mars attacks....

Bah, Dan Simmons' gods own them all. Although we can't really be sure what the fuck is going on until the second book comes out.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-18 09:15pm

Montcalm wrote:
verilon wrote:Marvin, of course. But you forgot to list Mars Attacks. ;P

~ver
They had superior firepower,but they were wasted by a song.

Marvin gets taken down by talking animals. (Specifically rabbits, ducks, and pigs)

Tripods are taken out by a simpe virus.

I don't think they're a whole lot better, if at all.

~ver

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-01-18 09:58pm

Mars Attacks

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-18 10:48pm

The original, although the 1950's movie has a charming corniness to it...

*Fear the three-lensed-cyclops ET looking things!*

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-01-18 10:48pm

Marvin. Fear the 10,000 instant Martians.

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