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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Clearly, Mr. Wong has done the unthinkable: he licked a metal pole. As we speak he is battling off crows and polar bears from his postition of relative vulnerability waiting for rescue.
The temptation was too great for our illustrious leader. :cry:
Ah well, Dalton's in charge now, better start sucking up to him. :D
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Ah well, Dalton's in charge now, better start sucking up to him. :D
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I may as well confess...

I have eliminated Wong. Now he is defeated completely. He leaves his shame behind because he never refuted ONEof my arguments!
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that sock puppet really is getting annoying..... :P
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Guardian 2000 wrote:I may as well confess...

I have eliminated Wong. Now he is defeated completely. He leaves his shame behind because he never refuted ONEof my arguments!
What's that avatar, "Guardian?"
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his brain after it imploded
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Alyeska wrote:That looks an awful lot like Mike.
I was thinking the same thing...
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thats because it is

Mr Poe has just used some paint skillz to insert Mike's face onto the said carton
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StarshipTitanic wrote:What's that avatar, "Guardian?"
Looks like Goatse's gaping anus to me.
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Lord Wong is tied up in my basement, and you won't see him again until I'm custom-titled "teh l33t!!1!" :twisted:
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
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StarshipTitanic wrote:What's that avatar, "Guardian?"
That's classified. ;) However, I will let you know that making it involved gratuitious use of janeway porn and various painful torture devices. :D
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He just replied to Strowbridge in SLAM.

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*Looks around* I didn't do it! You have no proof! I plead the 5th!
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Krechet wrote:And what is your request, Sith Devotee?
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Mike has been busy at the Baptist Seminary. He had a vision on the Road to Edmonton.
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Why Darth Wong was so busy lately....

:mrgreen:


Boy am I gonna get it now..... :D
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Vertigo1 wrote:Why Darth Wong was so busy lately....

:mrgreen:


Boy am I gonna get it now..... :D
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Vertigo1 wrote:Why Darth Wong was so busy lately....

:mrgreen:


Boy am I gonna get it now..... :D
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Why Darth Wong was so busy lately....

:mrgreen:


Boy am I gonna get it now..... :D
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Why would Steve Irwin be on Mars? Is he looking for more dangerous creatures to feed while he holds his baby in his other hand?
Apparently he ran out of cloaquias to check on Earth.... ;)
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SeebianWurm wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Lord Wong is tied up in my basement, and you won't see him again until I'm custom-titled "teh l33t!!1!" :twisted:
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
Every hour I've been letting him choose whether he'd rather watch another episode of Voyager, or lose another finger. Say hello to Darth Stumpy.
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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
I was thinking exactly that.
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SeebianWurm wrote:IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
ROTF



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