Riddles

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:50pm

salm wrote:and now for the most disgusting one i´ve ever heard it´ll be the last one:

what's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?

Oh, Christ, do I even want to know?

Yeah. I wanna know.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:54pm

<edit>this was awful so i edited it</edit>

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:56pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 09:30pm

Logic Riddle:

You are standing on the shore of a river. In the middle of the river is an island. You have the following objects: A lion, a goat, a shrub and a boat. You have to get your lion, goat and shrub to the island, but there's a problem: you can only fit one object at a time into the boat. The lion will eat the goat if left alone. The goat will eat the shrub. How do you get them all to the island alive without anything being eaten?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 09:32pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Logic Riddle:

You are standing on the shore of a river. In the middle of the river is an island. You have the following objects: A lion, a goat, a shrub and a boat. You have to get your lion, goat and shrub to the island, but there's a problem: you can only fit one object at a time into the boat. The lion will eat the goat if left alone. The goat will eat the shrub. How do you get them all to the island alive without anything being eaten?

Step 1: Take goat over
Step 2: Take shrub over, take goat back
Step 3: Take lion over, go back alone.
Step 4: Take goat over

Of course, this is all assuming you don't get eaten.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 09:33pm

Veri's right. Damn, he posted before I could.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 09:34pm

*Beams*

Heard that joke way too many times to actually get it wrong.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 09:36pm

You say true, sai.

Now here's another:

A young man is rushed to the hospital after an auto accident. The head nurse notes that he's the operating surgeon's son. "Quick!" she yells, "Get on the phone and call this boy's father!"

Why did she say that?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 09:38pm

Get the doctor, in other words.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 09:40pm

Nope, sorry... she can page the doctor in the hospital.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 09:40pm

Because the surgeon is his mother! (D'OH!)

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 09:48pm

verilon wrote:Because the surgeon is his mother! (D'OH!)

D'ere ya go! (Don't feel bad -- I got it wrong the first time, too.)

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-10 06:51am

To the guy who says "true, sai":

When is book 5 of the Dark Tower coming out.

And my riddle: I use earth, wind, fire and wood to make a point. What am I?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-10 09:35am

a blacksmith?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-10 10:15am

an artist?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-10 05:51pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:To the guy who says "true, sai":

When is book 5 of the Dark Tower coming out.

And my riddle: I use earth, wind, fire and wood to make a point. What am I?

You've caught me out.

And to answer your question, I don't know... soon is the best answer I can give you.

To answer your other question: Nature?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-10 05:53pm

Here's another:

Feed me, I live. Give me drink, I die.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-10 06:09pm

fire?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-10 06:13pm

Thankee-sai, you say true.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-10 06:18pm

yeehaw

*waitsuntilsomeonebringsuptheoldoedipusriddle*

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-10 06:39pm

Next:

With a thousand legs, I cannot stand; I have no head to give my long neck reason; yet, without a mouth, I eat the maiden's life.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-10 07:21pm

Have I managed to pose you all at last?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-10 07:23pm

a penis?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-10 07:25pm

If your penis has a thousand legs, son, I suggest you see a doctor toot sweet! lol

Nope, that's not it.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-10 07:26pm

That's toute de suite.

So what is it?