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He's lucky that's only a pellet gun. If he was holding a real gun (say... a 357 Magnum... or a Colt M1911...) like that, he'd snap his fucking hand off if he fired.
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revprez may be a fundamentalist moron, but on this I agree with him. I've lived in the city and the suburbs for a short while and the only difference I see in the suburbs is safer and there are lots of wiggers and wangsters, people who tries to hard to be gangsta. If anything, I think there is a lot more drug dealing/usage in the suburbs than there's in the city which suprised me.

and queens isn't a suburb of new york...
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Crayz9000 wrote:He's lucky that's only a pellet gun. If he was holding a real gun (say... a 357 Magnum... or a Colt M1911...) like that, he'd snap his fucking hand off if he fired.
Yeah, wiggaz so cray-zay!

I don't know...I've met some really bad wiggaz and some genuine ones. Since nobody's ever done a survey of the wigga lifestyle (at least not seriously, in case your thinking of Whiteboyz), I guess we'll never know.

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Now I've got a question: if wiggers are white kids who pretend to be from the ghetto, the what are asian kids who pretend to be from the ghetto called?

I have two at my school and I have found no word to describe them :?
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Shadow WarChief wrote:Now I've got a question: if wiggers are white kids who pretend to be from the ghetto, the what are asian kids who pretend to be from the ghetto called?

I have two at my school and I have found no word to describe them :?
You sure you wanna know, then?

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Durandal wrote: And let's face it. The media, to some extent, glamorizes the "gangsta" lifestyle. Kids think that it's exciting and stimulating. They see movies that feature their favorite rap stars and all that shit, so they get this weird idea of what life as an outlaw is like. There's sex, drugs, women and lots of money to be had. You don't have to go to school, and you scoff at the law because you're a bad-ass.

They've obviously never seen movies like Blow or Requiem for a Dream, which paint a far more accurate picture of the drug trade and what life as an outlaw is really like.
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There is one good thing about being a wigger. You can get onto Ricky Lake with no problem.
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Shadow WarChief wrote:Now I've got a question: if wiggers are white kids who pretend to be from the ghetto, the what are asian kids who pretend to be from the ghetto called?

I have two at my school and I have found no word to describe them :?
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Well I would like to clear up a few things with you guys. People in the city/ghetto don't act no way like, we may come off as rude or annoying. But we sure as hell don't say fo shizzle my nizzle or anything like that. You will only see the rapper snoop dog and a few other rappers say shit like.

Yes you may here us say something like, "hey baby, can i holla at you" or "damn she has a phatty" But we sure as hell don't say shizzle and nizzle. And i don't kno what kind of wiggers ya'll hang around. But the one's i know grew up in the hood and they don't try and act no way, thats how they are. I consider them one of my boys, same thing goes to all the white boys i know up and my predominently(or however you spell it) white college. They are just one of my boys.
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3rd Impact wrote:Yiggers, apparently.
I thought a Yigger was somebody who worshipped Yig, Father Of Serpents?
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revprez wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:He's lucky that's only a pellet gun. If he was holding a real gun (say... a 357 Magnum... or a Colt M1911...) like that, he'd snap his fucking hand off if he fired.
Yeah, wiggaz so cray-zay!

I don't know...I've met some really bad wiggaz and some genuine ones. Since nobody's ever done a survey of the wigga lifestyle (at least not seriously, in case your thinking of Whiteboyz), I guess we'll never know.

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Yup, wiggers are fucking annoying! One of my (former) best friends gradually became one and it was well annoying. First it was listening to Eminen (Just shouting over a "beat" is considered music now?), then branched off into Dr. Dre and other stuff. Before i knew it he was talking about his "posse", "phat" girls and wearing hoodies constantly!
From what i've picked up his baggy pants got full of shit on New Years Eve, literally :twisted:
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2000AD wrote:First it was listening to Eminen (Just shouting over a "beat" is considered music now?)
I dare say the bulk of what's produced in the hip hop genre is better than anything Johnny Cash mumbled over a weakly played guiter (Lord bless his soul), or any assortment of Scottish music.

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Ahh, you don't know wigger until you hear some dickless moron in his riceburner pumping out the phat beatz at 1am while roaring around in his lawnmower-powered Civic.
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revprez wrote:
2000AD wrote:First it was listening to Eminen (Just shouting over a "beat" is considered music now?)
I dare say the bulk of what's produced in the hip hop genre is better than anything Johnny Cash mumbled over a weakly played guiter (Lord bless his soul), or any assortment of Scottish music.

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I don't know, hip-hop and Country and Western are about equal in my book! Give me some rock anyday!
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revprez wrote:
2000AD wrote:First it was listening to Eminen (Just shouting over a "beat" is considered music now?)
I dare say the bulk of what's produced in the hip hop genre is better than anything Johnny Cash mumbled over a weakly played guiter (Lord bless his soul), or any assortment of Scottish music.

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I agree, especially since Johnny Cash totally ruined a great NIN song. The only thing worse than rap, in my eyes, is country.
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Johnny Cash... we're talking about a guy here who was at his peak in the 1970s. Are you sure that NIN didn't take off of him?
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Crayz9000 wrote:Johnny Cash... we're talking about a guy here who was at his peak in the 1970s. Are you sure that NIN didn't take off of him?
Almost positive....I know the video was new around last year, so I assume he just did a cover of it. I'll go do a google search and check.

EDIT: Yep, Johnny Cash did the cover of the NIN song.
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Fighter of Foo wrote:Almost positive....I know the video was new around last year, so I assume he just did a cover of it. I'll go do a google search and check.

EDIT: Yep, Johnny Cash did the cover of the NIN song.
Which I find unlikely. What was the name of the song?
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Wait, I think I heard about that. He did it at some sort of music awards ceremony.

Not that I really pay any attention to those, of course...
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2000AD wrote:I don't know, hip-hop and Country and Western are about equal in my book! Give me some rock anyday!
Hahaha....bunch of white kids who don't know how to play there instruments, write a track, or comb their hair. ;)

Nah, u need something you can bump to goin 55 down the FDR. That leaves hip hop and funk.

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Dalton wrote: Which I find unlikely. What was the name of the song?
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revprez wrote:Hahaha....bunch of white kids who don't know how to play there instruments, write a track, or comb their hair. ;)

Nah, u need something you can bump to goin 55 down the FDR. That leaves hip hop and funk.
Never heard of Iron Maiden or the old-style metal bands, eh?
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Crayz9000 wrote:Never heard of Iron Maiden or the old-style metal bands, eh?
Who are now middle aged white guys who can't play their instruments. ;)

Seriously though, I just need a smoother sound, and the one I grew up with was hip hop. I'm pretty biased that way, much like folks who still resist the movement to this day (including my old man, who thinks music should've stopped with folk, hard dock and jazz in 1976).

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We get the odd dumbass kid up here, too. Typically, they're white suburbanites with nothing to do but act like they're tough shit and up to no good. In reality, they're a bunch of dorks who wouldn't dare do something *really* bad for fear that mom and dad will cut off their allowance and Internet priviledges.

I usually catch them knocking over newspaper vending boxes or committing other acts of petty vandalism. They always adopt the expression of a pet dog that just got caught pooping on the rug when you do, which makes it even funnier.
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