alright, what is with the dolphin fetish all of a sudden?

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You will be happy to know that I forwarded this thread to Grey Six on Coruscant, and his office returned the following citation:

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*chatters derisively*

If I tell you more, I'd have to kill you :lol:
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Re: alright, what is with the dolphin fetish all of a sudden

Post by Robert Walper »

Col. Crackpot wrote:dolphin conspiracy? wtf, over?
Hmm...seems kinda fishy to me. :twisted:
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Robert Walper wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:dolphin conspiracy? wtf, over?
Hmm...seems kinda fishy to me. :twisted:
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Must...resisit urge...to make tuna joke...

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Robert Walper wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:dolphin conspiracy? wtf, over?
Hmm...seems kinda fishy to me. :twisted:
*Gives you peritonitis* :twisted:

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Don't worry, for ze Vertinator has arrived. :)

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*stands with the chattering dolphins*

Bwhahahah! Bet you weren't expecting me to do that were ya? ;)
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I am suddenly reminded of an episode of the Upright Citizen's Brigade. They complained that standardized tests are too dolphin-centric and discriminate against human kids.
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*Chatters Bemusedly*

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Hehe, dolphins are cute. ^_^
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*Chatters Evily*
Dolphins shall never be beaten!

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Now back off!
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Shotguns? Wouldn't it be much easier to deploy depth charges or induce a Red Tide?
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Tasoth wrote:Shotguns? Wouldn't it be much easier to deploy depth charges or induce a Red Tide?
*chatters evilly*

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I'm not entirely sure what this is all about, but is it wrong that reading that link kinda turned me on?
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Alan Bolte wrote:I'm not entirely sure what this is all about, but is it wrong that reading that link kinda turned me on?
*chatters positively*
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Tasoth wrote:Shotguns? Wouldn't it be much easier to deploy depth charges or induce a Red Tide?

Actually all we need to do is turn the HAB CAASS (Counter Aquatic Assault Surveillance System) up to about 1%, the billions of watts of sonar energy will quickly exterminate the dolphins.
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*Fires up the harpoon cannons.* Here now son, there'll be no evil chattering on my watch.
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Screw the whales, let's nuke the dolphins!
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Alex Moon wrote:Must...resisit urge...to make tuna joke...

:D
Mmmm, tuna!! :twisted: :P
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Alan Bolte wrote:I'm not entirely sure what this is all about, but is it wrong that reading that link kinda turned me on?
Yes, it is very wrong indeed. In fact, its too wrong. *Fires a harpoon.*
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Alan Bolte wrote:I'm not entirely sure what this is all about, but is it wrong that reading that link kinda turned me on?
I'll just pretend I didn't read that
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This is one of those many SD.net inside jokes that having almost zero board presence outside of SLAM and Gaming disqualifies you from understanding, right?
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The Kernel wrote:It has something to do with this...
jesus buddy christ and a bong hit batman! that's going on my top ten list of fucked up shit from sd.net. :shock:
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Lagmonster wrote:This is one of those many SD.net inside jokes that having almost zero board presence outside of SLAM and Gaming disqualifies you from understanding, right?
*chatters affirmatively*
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