Family movies ruined by perverts

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2004-01-18 10:21pm

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/ella_enchanted/

A perfectly innocent family movie that could inspire a lot of perverted thoughts.

Gee, a movie about a hot girl who has to do whatever she's told?

Need an NC-17 version.

Anybody ever have twisted thoughts like that while watching a family flick?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2004-01-18 10:27pm

Yes. Which is why I'm going to hell.

That movie looks too dumb to imspire any perverted thoughts from me, however.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-19 12:58am

Man, that prince has to be the biggest pansy in the whole world... because you just know she tells him, and he doesn't abuse it.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-19 01:47am

This is based off a crappy childrens book which, though offered repeatedly as reading material for like 3-4 years in a row i managed to avoide reading.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-19 08:55am

Snow White and The Seven Dwarves.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-01-19 11:00am

holy shit i saw a portion of ninja bad-assness!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-01-19 11:07am

Gandalf wrote:Snow White and The Seven Dwarves.

Jack's Beanstalk. Your move.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-01-19 12:13pm

Stofsk wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Snow White and The Seven Dwarves.

Jack's Beanstalk. Your move.

Sleeping Beauty.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 2004-01-19 07:16pm

The Lion King...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-19 07:20pm

Hansel & Gretel...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-19 07:51pm

The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-01-19 07:55pm

My daughter will LOVE this movie and I won't mind seeing it with her. If there's princessess' involved she's there.

TheDarkOne · Post by **TheDarkOne** » 2004-01-20 11:55am

Apperently the moral of the original version of Rumpel Stiltskin(sp?) was that female masterbation caused infertility.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-20 12:07pm

TheDarkOne wrote:Apperently the moral of the original version of Rumpel Stiltskin(sp?) was that female masterbation caused infertility.

That's NOTHING compared to the conclusions we'll get if we subject Little Red Riding Hood to the bizarre world of Freudian analysis!

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2004-01-20 12:45pm

Peregrin Toker wrote: That's NOTHING compared to the conclusions we'll get if we subject Little Red Riding Hood to the bizarre world of Freudian analysis!

That the Brother's Grimm were hungry pedophiles and that it's only the fear of one of their preys running away and them getting caught is what keeps them at bay?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-20 01:37pm

Right, yeah.

I would have dragged my parents to see it as a kid.
And then I would have constructed fantasies about it as an older girl/teenager.

Now, I'm just going to wonder if ANYONE in the process of making this film had a clean thought about it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-20 01:45pm

It's apparent that it's really indoctrination. Telling all those little girls to listen and obey their man. And telling the boys that that is the way things should be.

It's a male conspiracy I say.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-01-22 04:11am

Vertigo1 wrote:The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride.

Home Alone 3
Toy Story
Whale Rider
Beauty and the Beast
The Iron Giant
Pinocchio
Mary Poppins
Bambi
What Dreams May Come
Kazaam
Big Fish
Tuck Everlasting
American Cousins
The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
The Black Hole
Big
Brother Bear
Cats & Dogs
The Fox and the Hound
Good Boy!
(any Harry Potter movie)
Holes
Inspector Gadget
The Jungle Book
Monsters, Inc.
Rugrats Go Wild
Secondhand Lions
What A Girl Wants
101 Dalmatians
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Beethoven's 3rd
George of the Jungle
James and the Giant Peach
Love Bug
Mighty Joe Young
My Dog Skip
Animal House
Powerpuff Girls
Small Soldiers
Thumbelina
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
Dudley Do-Right
Uptown Girls
Bend It Like Beckham
Hulk
Big Daddy
Monkeybone
The Nutty Professor
Waterboy
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

I think that about settles it. (donning "greatest perv" sash)

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-22 09:51am

neoolong wrote: It's a male conspiracy I say.

Must... resist... urge... to... sing... "We Do!"

Trytostaydead wrote:That the Brother's Grimm were hungry pedophiles and that it's only the fear of one of their preys running away and them getting caught is what keeps them at bay?

[Christopher Lambert] Something like that. [/Christopher Lambert]

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-22 09:57am

hands Metrion Cascade the golden cock-n-balls. you are truly an inspiration! Or maybe just a sick fuck.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-01-22 12:10pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:hands Metrion Cascade the golden cock-n-balls. you are truly an inspiration! Or maybe just a sick fuck.

At last, my own cock 'n' balls! And they're golden!

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2004-01-22 12:30pm

Easy to have dirty thoughts about yes, ruined by perverts? Nah.

Now if you really want an example of a family movie being ruined by perverts go talk to the couple of teenagers they caught fucking during a showing of 'Cats and Dogs' at the local AMC while I worked there (and yes there were mothers there with their kids to see the movie)

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-22 12:45pm

SylasGaunt wrote:Easy to have dirty thoughts about yes, ruined by perverts? Nah.

Now if you really want an example of a family movie being ruined by perverts go talk to the couple of teenagers they caught fucking during a showing of 'Cats and Dogs' at the local AMC while I worked there (and yes there were mothers there with their kids to see the movie)

actually fucking in a theater takes balls. anyone can give head or a handjob... fucking without getting caught is near impossible.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-01-22 12:50pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
SylasGaunt wrote:Easy to have dirty thoughts about yes, ruined by perverts? Nah.

Now if you really want an example of a family movie being ruined by perverts go talk to the couple of teenagers they caught fucking during a showing of 'Cats and Dogs' at the local AMC while I worked there (and yes there were mothers there with their kids to see the movie)
actually fucking in a theater takes balls. anyone can give head or a handjob... fucking without getting caught is near impossible.

They still won't let me back into that Denny's.

Metrion that's quite a list.
And about half of those movies are ones I liked.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-22 12:56pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
SylasGaunt wrote:Easy to have dirty thoughts about yes, ruined by perverts? Nah.

Now if you really want an example of a family movie being ruined by perverts go talk to the couple of teenagers they caught fucking during a showing of 'Cats and Dogs' at the local AMC while I worked there (and yes there were mothers there with their kids to see the movie)
actually fucking in a theater takes balls. anyone can give head or a handjob... fucking without getting caught is near impossible.
They still won't let me back into that Denny's.

Metrion that's quite a list.
And about half of those movies are ones I liked.

Denny's? impressive. To this day I can't watch Wayne's World without...errr... nevermind.