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The Worst Game Ever Made

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Here

This is the lowest score Gamespot has ever given to a videogame. Make sure you download the video review, it is hillarious! It looks like something might have crapped out after drinking twelve cans of prune juice.
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I would like to play it just for shits and giggles
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Don't have gamespot complete.
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while i've never seen scores quite that bad i have seen a number of horrid reviews of bad games in EGM.
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I have trouble believing it's worse that ET for the Atari.
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Yeah ET is the worst game ever
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Dear lord!! :shock:
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Joe wrote:Don't have gamespot complete.
Shit didn't realize it was needed in order to download the video review. It's hella funny because not only is the clipping abhorent, the truck will do maximum speed in reverse while going in circles. :lol:
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Just like French tanks from 2nd WW.
Why do they have one gear forward and five reverse?
So they can perform a brilliant tactical manouver called "retreat" should the enemy attack them from up front.
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Aw shit, since Poland is joining the European Union I shouldnt be cracking jokes at zee fhench.
But I digress.

One of the worst games I have ever played was Battlecruiser Millenium Gold.
Battlecruiser 3000AD was actually too buggy to play it enough to assess the gameplay.
There are probably worse games (even counting the games I've played) but this particular one stuck into my mind...probably because it was one of the biggest disappointments in my life.
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My roommate plays that game, or at least something similar. :lol: Me, I stick to RTS. Actually, Warcraft 3 is more along the lines of real time tactics, as its based around small unit tactics than the "build a gigantic army and charge for all you're worth" mentality of Warcraft 2.
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ET and a few other classics easily outdo that piece of shit.

Try finding games like Rodeo simulator, easily outdoes it.
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I expect many of the ValuSoft games at somethingawful would give this baby a run for its lack of money.
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EmKay wrote:Aw shit, since Poland is joining the European Union I shouldnt be cracking jokes at zee fhench.
But I digress.

One of the worst games I have ever played was Battlecruiser Millenium Gold.
Battlecruiser 3000AD was actually too buggy to play it enough to assess the gameplay.
There are probably worse games (even counting the games I've played) but this particular one stuck into my mind...probably because it was one of the biggest disappointments in my life.
Actually I liked BC3000AD (v2.0 w/ fixes). Too bad it won't run on Win2k/XP (might have been fixed).

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EmKay wrote:Aw shit, since Poland is joining the European Union I shouldnt be cracking jokes at zee fhench.
But I digress.
Bah, they always joked about us and our submarines with screen doors :lol: . But now its time to get our revenge at those [Groundskeeper Willie] cheese eating surrender monkeys![/Groundskeeper Willie] :wink:
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I'm pretty sure Swamp Buggy Racing is the worst ever.
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When I think of shitty games, I think Superman 64.
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Howedar wrote:I expect many of the ValuSoft games at somethingawful would give this baby a run for its lack of money.
I'm thinking Thundra.
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Post by Drooling Iguana »

It looks like the developers just released the game before they'd implemented pretty much anything other than the 3D engine. Bad, yes, but not as bad as some other games that I've played that actively punish you for playing them.
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Fishing on the Sega Saturn copped it for me. Or any of the horrible athletics games on my old C46 that caused me to kill so many joysticks.
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Howedar wrote:I expect many of the ValuSoft games at somethingawful would give this baby a run for its lack of money.
What were they like?
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Here's an example of a ValuSoft game: Hatfields and McCoys
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Uraniun235 wrote:Here's an example of a ValuSoft game: [url=http://somethingawful.co*/articles.php?a=211]Hatfields and McCoys[/url]
:lol: All of those reviews are as funny as hell...
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IGN has a review of a game that didn't even get a 1.0 rating. :shock:
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Post by Tribun »

Well, there are games, that are as bad as this.

Games such as:
"Inordiante Desire" Trashy stretegy.
"Zero Wing" All your base are belong to us.
"Frontier" The map still rotates.

And many more.......
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