Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest.
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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...
1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.
2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.
3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.
If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.
How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up.
I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.
"Starcrossed" is...
1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.
I visit SD.net...
1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.
3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?
What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!
Getting FUQed is…
1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?
3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…
4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.
Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
1) Yes. They were confused.
2) Yes. They beat me up. Stop laughing.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.
4) No I haven't, dork.
The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?
3) *chatters excitedly*
4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.
Where's your main drag?
1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.
If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.
How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
4) I'm going to run crying back to my other board because you meanies hurt my feelings. Doody-heads!
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El fin!
PS: And yes, I was quite bored. Thanks. Shut up.