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SD.net Survey

Post by Zaia »

Tried to get this up and looking professional, but the dolphins were out to get me, so it didn't fly.

Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest. :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.
2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.
3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.

I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.
3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?
3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…
4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.
2) Yes. They beat me up. Stop laughing.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.
4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?
3) *chatters excitedly*
4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
4) I'm going to run crying back to my other board because you meanies hurt my feelings. Doody-heads!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

El fin!



PS: And yes, I was quite bored. Thanks. Shut up.
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Re: SD.net Survey

Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

Get ye survey:


I come to SD.net because...

2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
(he went to the same high school as I did :P)

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...

2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
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1: 4, especially myself.

2: 5, the Elite Fitness morons.

3: 3, if my Mike were my god, I'd have clicked Paypal by now.

4: 5, balance my serious and fun-loving personas by alternatively flirting and fic-writing.

5: 1, in between different chunks of my life.

6: 4, especially when reading my old posts.

7: 4, I also walked in on a girl changing her clothes after a karate class and banged her too. Just so that y'all know.

8: 5, No, but it was a close thing.

9: 3, *chatters*

10: 5, I smash the boundaries placed around me.

11: 5, we go to each and every troll's house and burn it. After kicking out the me-tooers, of course.

12: 3, and death to the trolls.
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4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 4, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 4 . That says all that needs to be said. :D
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I (that's me, ain't I cool) come to SD.net because...


4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

5) Azeron

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...


3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.


"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!


(I actually gave up after Chpt 50-ish)

I visit SD.net...


2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.


What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…


4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are funny.

Getting FUQed is…



4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.


The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?


Where's your main drag?


2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.


If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.


(Battle of the Hymn)

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?


2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.



If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.



How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.



I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.



"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...



I visit SD.net...

2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise. <Except for the part about seeking treatment>



What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be?

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!



Getting FUQed is?

3) something I hope to do one day?when...or if?<I acquire ultimate power. Precious.>?



Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

2) Yes. They beat me up <and laughed>. Stop laughing <and hitting me. Or I'll sic my Precious on you. My Precious.>.



The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?



Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.



If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.



How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
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Zaia wrote:Tried to get this up and looking professional, but the dolphins were out to get me, so it didn't fly.

Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest. :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.
2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.
3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.
E. Mike's a friend of mine and he's fun as hell to interact with. Plus alot of the people I respect here also coexist here.
If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.
E.) The anti-science types I typically deal with in the Fantasy/Other Sci-Fi forum.
How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up.
E.) I'm Mike's friend. I would at least hope he consideres me one as well :P
I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.
3.
"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.
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4. Never read it though., Probably never will. Don't really care, either.
I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.
3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?
3.) I post when topics interest me, but I generally do other things. If I want to chat with people, I got messengers.
What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!
E.) Reading funny comments by Mike/Durandal/Wayne/Red/etc.

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Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?
3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…
4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.
E.) Never been FUQed. Don't really care about it either.
Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.
2) Yes. They beat me up. Stop laughing.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.
4) No I haven't, dork.
4.)
The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?
3) *chatters excitedly*
4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.
E.) Don't know, don't care.
Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.
E.) Wherever I'm needed, usually where I am least wanted.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.
E.) Dunno. Dun care. :P

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
4) I'm going to run crying back to my other board because you meanies hurt my feelings. Doody-heads!

E.) What other BBSes?
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I come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating." Oblique because I have met him in person.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be?

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is?

3) something I hope to do again one day?when...or if?I find that special girl?


Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
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Post by Crayz9000 »

Zaia wrote:Tried to get this up and looking professional, but the dolphins were out to get me, so it didn't fly.

Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest. :D
I was wondering if this could be put up on Quizilla, but then I realized that it's very specific to this forum. Oh well.

I came to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.
2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.
3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.

(Sorry, I'd really put option 5: an above-average fic that needs a little work before it's perfect.)

I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.
3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?
3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…
4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.

(Option 5 again here: Nice, but I've been on ASVS since before the FUQ.)

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.
2) Yes. They beat me up. Stop laughing.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.
4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?
3) *chatters excitedly*
4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
4) I'm going to run crying back to my other board because you meanies hurt my feelings. Doody-heads!
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Crayz, I had a quiz-maker that allowed me to put all my own questions and answers in it, but when I clicked "submit," it did absolutely nothing. So I posted it like this, which I guess is for the best, so everyone can add their option fives when my answers aren't enough (the quiz format I tried to use only had space for four answers).

And Connor, you be one surly bitch, damn you. :P
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I (that's me, grrr!) come to SD.net because...
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…
1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
3) *chatters excitedly*

Where's your main drag?
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
eventually followed by:
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
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Re: SD.net Survey

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I come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.

3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.

Getting FUQed is…

N/A

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

N/A

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
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I (Lazy Raptor) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
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I (Psycho Smiley) come to SD.net because...
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...
1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location, what do you surmise would happen?
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

None of the above.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

None of the above.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...

3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be?

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is?

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

None of the above.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.


"Starcrossed" is...

something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...

Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

Yes. They were confused.


The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.

[color]Where's your main drag?[/color]

SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...
1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.

Getting FUQed is…
1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with My Gal, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
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Re: SD.net Survey

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I (state your name) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed. (Although I would never dare to say that to you, Z. ;))

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

5) That guy with a Admiral Pressman Fetish, forgot his name.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*... (I'm not into fanfics, sorry Stravo.)

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad? (Not if you want to get away from work from time to time... It's better than coffe, right?)

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR! (Eh?)

Getting FUQed is…

5) Something or the other... Bleh.


Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

4) No I haven't, dork. (Why should I say something like this to my friends, specially if we're talking in Portuguese???? :P )

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

5)SW, ST OSF, SLAM, A&P and Writer's Guild, oh, yes and HOS when there's good stuff there.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot. (And more chicks!)


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass. (Hum, this last phrase can be interpreted several ways, can't it?)
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Post by Lagmonster »

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...
5) This place maintains a bizarre balance between the adult and the childish.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...
1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…
5) "Nice"

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
5) Yes.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
5) One of the many SD.net inside jokes that being a selective reader disqualifies you from participating in.

Where's your main drag?
5) SLAM, OT, Gaming. In that order.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
5) Other BBSs in my life?
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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!

"Starcrossed" is...
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...
1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.

Getting FUQed is…
1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
3) *chatters excitedly*

Where's your main drag?
5)Other: OT, N&P, Private Forums

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
5) About even with my other forums
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Zaia wrote:Tried to get this up and looking professional, but the dolphins were out to get me, so it didn't fly.

Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest. :D

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PS: And yes, I was quite bored. Thanks. Shut up.

LOL, I see insomnia getting to ya, Zaia :P
I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.
2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.
3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.
*looks in mirror*

Nope, no lunkhead.

Hmmm....stunning genius, maybe...oh wait the answer.

The Die of Doom tells me number 6....

Uhhhh...Stupid rackin, fragging die of DOOOM!!!!!

I'll just pick 4.
If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.
Troll....hmmm.

Magic 8-Ball

Says, Signs point to Yes.

Yes?

WTF?

If signs point to yes.....okay...4, only because well they still love us.
How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up.
*shoves "Mike is Superman" Shrine out the patio*

3
I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.
It would be 4, but Wilson said it just wouldn't work out, the bastich. Just because he would be taking it, didn't the last 10 monthes mean anything to him!!!! :cry:

So it's 3.
"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.
5. Something that should show people can still write even though half the industry says otherwise.
I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.
3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?
If you know my job...you can guess which one :P
What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!
4. Because who doesn't love me?

Wha?

Oh stop staring at mirror?

Yada, yadda woman...and to think I bought dinner.
Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?
3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…
4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.
Something I hope to do more regular....oh wait FUQed :oops: .

I say 1.

Who doesn't love that big hunk o Man :wink: .
Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.
2) Yes. They beat me up. Stop laughing.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.
4) No I haven't, dork.
Yes, and Mr Snoogy Woogums was never the same.

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1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?
3) *chatters excitedly*
4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.
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Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.
I usually hang out at Mass and N, usually a few bucks greasing....oh heh.

Ummm...almost all.
If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.
2., seriously
How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
4) I'm going to run crying back to my other board because you meanies hurt my feelings. Doody-heads!
I like it, mostly because I can grace it with my presence.
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Re: SD.net Survey

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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...


4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...


3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

"Starcrossed" is...


3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...


2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…


2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?

Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...


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Re: SD.net Survey

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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

(on a related note, Mike's wife called. Zaia's felletaio privliges have been revoked.)

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be

3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

edit: $50 says i can eat more donuts than rob! boo-ya!

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.

Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
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Re: SD.net Survey

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[quote="Zaia"]
I come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit.


If someone made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

Favorite as in most liked, or least liked? :P

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.


How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...


I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.


Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
5) Spanky started this, didn't he?

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

Can't I just pick all of those? :P

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location, what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me yourself the ass.
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I believe I can sum things up with one word...

BOOBIES!!!!

Umm...what were the questions again?
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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