SD.net Survey

[Col. Crackpot]

Umm...what were the questions again?

do you touch yourself at night?

1) NO! Sinner! My Lord and savior forbids such devil inspired heathen activity!

2) no! i must be in the 1% of people who don't.....seriously. i swear.

3) oh yeah. just don't shake my hand

4) yes, but only to Jmac Aerius porn.

[Dorsk 81]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.


How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.


Getting FUQed is…
1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
3) *chatters excitedly*


Where's your main drag?
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

(I'll say option 5, all of the above!)

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.

[Zaia]

Umm...what were the questions again?

do you touch yourself at night?

1) NO! Sinner! My Lord and savior forbids such devil inspired heathen activity!

2) no! i must be in the 1% of people who don't.....seriously. i swear.

3) oh yeah. just don't shake my hand

4) yes, but only to Jmac Aerius porn.

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT ONE!!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. *slumps down in the corner*

[Laird]

I Laird come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people.

"Starcrossed" is...

2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?

I visit SD.net...

3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.


What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.


Getting FUQed is…

2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?


4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Gaming

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.

[Col. Crackpot]

Umm...what were the questions again?

do you touch yourself at night?

1) NO! Sinner! My Lord and savior forbids such devil inspired heathen activity!

2) no! i must be in the 1% of people who don't.....seriously. i swear.

3) oh yeah. just don't shake my hand

4) yes, but only to Jmac Aerius porn.

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT ONE!!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. *slumps down in the corner*

s'ok i've got your back.

[El Moose Monstero]

Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest.

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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

[size=0]5) Or, because it is an active forum with a strong sense of community and several interests going... but hey.[/size]


If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...


3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."


How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

[size=0]5)Well, to be fair, we havent really talked, but in all requests and queries, he's been nothing but helpful and he's generous enough to fund the board and stuff, so go him...woooo.[/size]


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

[size=0]5)Somewhere between 1 and 2, really... [/size]



WHEE!! "Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!


I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?


What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!


Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

[size=0]5)Phwoarr...damn straight...[/size]


Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.


The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

3) *chatters excitedly*

[size=0]5)Bwahaha, the Moose Rebellion owns all your bases...or something...[/size]


Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.


If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.

[size=0]5)But there's nothing quite like your first forum love... *salutes TGU*[/size]

[Damaramu]

I Damaramu come to SD.net because...

2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.


If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."


How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.


"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...


I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?


What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.


Getting FUQed is…

2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?


Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.


The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?


Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.


If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. No need to fuck me in the ass.

[aerius]

do you touch yourself at night?

1) NO! Sinner! My Lord and savior forbids such devil inspired heathen activity!

2) no! i must be in the 1% of people who don't.....seriously. i swear.

3) oh yeah. just don't shake my hand

4) yes, but only to Jmac Aerius porn.

I believe it needs another option...

5) yes, but only to lesbian porn.

[Alex Moon]

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[Rye]

I come to SD.net because...

2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up. I am also a liar.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
(In addition i am a fucking lazy writer and it'll make me realise that)

I visit SD.net...

2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

5)I don't know. Possibly.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

3) *chatters excitedly*(It has to by CYAN DAMMIT!)

Where's your main drag?

2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.
5)All of the above

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.

[Zaia]

So sorry, Rye! I meant CYAN, not BLUE for the Dolphin question. My bad.

And I like the fact that you claimed to be Mike Wong. Made me larf.

[haas mark]

I verilon come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
It's more of a mix between two and three, to be honest, though.

"Starcrossed" is...
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
But I've read chapter 1! Which is more than some people could say, of course..

I visit SD.net...
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?
And I have been tempted to make SD my desktop. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be?
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is?
I'm not sure any of those are applicable...

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
3) *chatters excitedly*

Where's your main drag?
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
Some combination of one and two, and then three closely following.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
Ok. Well. Sorta.

~ver

[Dahak]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be?

2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.

Getting FUQed is?

2) something good, I think, but I don?t quite get it? And isn?t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

3) *chatters excitedly*

Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

[2000AD]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.


If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
or
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.


How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.


"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!



I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.


What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.


Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
This is the closest i could find to the proper answer IMO

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?


4) No I haven't, dork.


The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?


Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.



If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.
All of the above !


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck off

[Stravo]

Tried to get this up and looking professional, but the dolphins were out to get me, so it didn't fly.

Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest.

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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...


4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.



If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...



2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing. A WOI where you state that Star Wars humans are born with metal implants in their spines RULEZ ALL!!!!!



How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?



3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.



I like to hang out at the board primarily to...


3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.



"Starcrossed" is...

4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.

Stop reading this survey and go read more Starcrossed clinically proven to put hair on your chest....uh....well for your ladies it makes your nipples supple.



I visit SD.net...


4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?



What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…


4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR! (‘cept I’m not into the guys here and would never say ROWR)



Getting FUQed is…


4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up. (Except I once got a black girl friend of mine to roleplay a Massa/Slave encounter)



Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?


4) No I haven't, dork.



The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.


3) *chatters excitedly*



Where's your main drag?

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2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.



If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.



How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?


3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

El fin!



PS: And yes, I was quite bored. Thanks. Shut up.


And you’re quite cute too but we’ll keep that between you and I.

[Lord Pounder]

I Lord Pounder come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."


How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

3) *chatters excitedly*
.
Where's your main drag?

4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass,.

[Demiurge]

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

Pressman wanker.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

Hes cool dude

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

Create pointless polls.

"Starcrossed" is...

Something I will never read, because I do not read fanfiction.

I visit SD.net...

Visit? I live here.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

Posts I make.

Getting FUQed is…

Something that involves the ass.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

Non-board members? How does that work?

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

Wha?

Where's your main drag?

Sorry, I'm not into that kind of thing.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

It would involve pot roast.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

Less busier = better.

El fin!

You're crazy.

[Andrew J.]

I (that's you, lunkhead)

*cries*

come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

Check out my average posts-per-day. I read way more than I write.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

Out of teh choices presented I'd go witht his guy, 'cause it's fun to watch others take him apart, but the new guy-revprez-is rather high on my list because he actually bothers to reply to me.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I've only been around the ST vs. SW scene since summer 2001, so I never really became one of the "Disciples of Wong," but I like him anyway.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

More or less true, although my contributions are rearely that maeningful. Is it still spam if I only do it a few times a day?

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

There are a ton of other fanfic sites on the Web, and I've been too busy to even start it.

I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.

Those "few times" usually last between a half-hour and an hour, though...

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

So ture. And since when have you started using British spellings?

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Alas, I have yet to say anything witty enough to get noticed.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.

Back on SB.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?

I'm sure it either has something to do with Miami, or that weird dophin sex site people are always linking to, or both.

Where's your main drag?

2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.

This and OT. I'm not really into anything enough to contribute to the fiction boards, and I have no skill with art or computers.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

I'm sure Lord Punder could convince some mroe guys to join GALE.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.

The only board I post at, really, although I read a couple others.

[RogueIce]

Ok, I just quoted the questions and my answers and cut everything else, for the most part.

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.

Gee, you expected anything different?

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

Well, they were the only ones I was around for, so...

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

So tempted to pick 4, but I resisted.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

Surprised?

"Starcrossed" is...

2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Ok, I don't find it sexy, but whatever.

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

*snickers* But my real answer:

3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…

Yep. My real answer.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

4) No I haven't, dork.

Except Zaia's not a dork; she's my Goddess.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

Close enough I guess. And...

4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

How could you exclude the greatest one of all? Namely, The Mess.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

And almost the end...

PS: And yes, I was quite bored. Thanks. Shut up.

No worries. I appreciate the time and effort spent doing this. *hugs Zaia*

[Mlenk]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.

Getting FUQed is…

2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?


Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.


How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.

[Zaia]

I (that's you, lunkhead)

*cries*

Aww, baby, I'm sorry! *hugs AJ and kisses the tip of his nose* I dinnae mean it.

So true. And since when have you started using British spellings?

Ever since I studied in Australia in 2000. Brought home those spellings as a kind of souvenir.

So, not that anyone will be bothered, but you can check my spellings back as long as I've been here. I've always done that.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Using British spelling makes you feel smarter.

[haas mark]

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

Non-board members? How does that work?

By "board" and "members" being two separate words.

~ver

[General Zod]

[quote="Zaia"]Tried to get this up and looking professional, but the dolphins were out to get me, so it didn't fly.

Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest.

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I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."


How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...


3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...


3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...


I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…


3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.



Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

*chatters excitedly, offers his army of squirrels to help with the revolution*

Where's your main drag?


2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.


If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?


3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
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[Uraniun235]

I, Bill Christy, come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.
2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.
3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.

I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.
3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?
3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…
4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.
2) Yes. They beat me up. Stop laughing.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.
4) No I haven't, dork.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?
3) *chatters excitedly*
4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
4) I'm going to run crying back to my other board because you meanies hurt my feelings. Doody-heads!

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