Evil Brit Conspiracy

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-21 10:31pm

No, Wales' flag is green with a dragon on it. It's Ireland- up until the 1920s all of Ireland was part of Great Britain.

So can I be the Official Evil Brit Conspiracy's Pop-music Maestro?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-21 10:34pm

Unless it's already taken, I think you're fairly safe.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-21 10:36pm

Damn you're right, just googled it and apparently Wales is part of England and so "England and Wales, Scotland and Ireland make up the flag".
Damn... and they teach you this stuff in Primary School!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-21 10:43pm

We touched on it in Canadian History- without Britain we would be Americans, I suppose.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-22 01:10am

Dorsk 81 wrote:Damn you're right, just googled it and apparently Wales is part of England and so "England and Wales, Scotland and Ireland make up the flag".
Damn... and they teach you this stuff in Primary School!

AHAHAHAHAHA. Those welsh must be so pissed off that they're just a sub-country of england! Little more than a large county! Muwahahahahah![/welsh prejudice]

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-22 01:14am

Oh, I've seen some promising stuff in their parliament, there's some impressive welsh members I think we should all take note of...

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-22 01:24am

The_Lumberjack wrote:Oh, I've seen some promising stuff in their parliament, there's some impressive welsh members I think we should all take note of...

My member's better than any welsh one.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-01-22 05:08am

Evil Brit Conspiracy : Hungry

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-22 05:54am

The_Lumberjack wrote:And then answer these questions:

"PJ, I'm x !"

What should go in the place of x?

"a really shit singer just like you, Duncan!"

And what is stereotypically worn down the Big Market in Newcastle?

Clothes? I should know this, i've been in the 'toon for months now!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-22 06:08am

On the subject of St Andrew's cross, did you realise that because it fetaured in the Confederate Battle Flag, that makes the Confederacy ordained by God?

~http://www.nucleusweb.net/board/viewtopic.php?t=2649

I guess that makes the UK extra specially holy.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-22 11:57am

2000AD wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:And then answer these questions:

"PJ, I'm x !"

What should go in the place of x?
"a really shit singer just like you, Duncan!"

And what is stereotypically worn down the Big Market in Newcastle?
Clothes? I should know this, i've been in the 'toon for months now!

2 points for annoyingly accurate albeit not correct answers, and -2 for being a smart arse...

The correct answers are 1) blind, and 2)t-shirt, regardless of weather

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-22 12:40pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:The correct answers are 1) blind, and 2)t-shirt, regardless of weather

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!! I still remember that episode of Byker Grove!

I would have prefered it if he'd been shot in the bollocks and the line could have been [Geordie Accent]PJ, I'm sterile![/Geordie Accent]

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-22 12:45pm

Except PJ was the one who was blind, you fools!

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-22 12:51pm

InnerBrat wrote:Except PJ was the one who was blind, you fools!

Bah, as soon as they became Ant and Dec I got confused.
Name changing fools.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-22 12:58pm

Arghhh! Was it? Noooooooo! Ah well, guess that's why I'm a Semi-Geordie - just wasnt paying attention... *hangs head in shame*

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-01-22 01:04pm

i remember that byker grove episode!!

wouldn't have placed it in the quote though ...

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2004-01-22 01:55pm

Rye wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:Oh, I've seen some promising stuff in their parliament, there's some impressive welsh members I think we should all take note of...
My member's better than any welsh one.

Improbable...since I'm originally from Llandudno...and my member is as large as a constituancys unregistered voters list

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-22 03:07pm

Back on topic. I'll need someone who knows me to meet me at the airport. I've never been in London before, just through it to make connecting flights. As such i haven't a clue where anything in the place is. In return i promise many pints.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-22 03:25pm

Same as LP with me, I've never been to London either, so if someone could meet me at Padington I would appreciate it. I'll be offering marmalade sandwiches.....er...I mean drinks to whoever meets me.

Do not mock the Padington Bear reference!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-22 03:31pm

Sorry, back off-topic for a moment, it's not any t-shirt, its an NUFC strip. It's like the Geordie National uniform.

On topic: Having a guide is a good idea, especially if flying into Gatwick... that place is a confusing jumble of buildings thrown haphazardly into a field.

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2004-01-22 03:33pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Faram wrote:If sonmeone could point me to a cheep/free location to sleep at I might show up.
I have a spare room, a spare sofa and a spare floor

Would that offer extend to myself as well?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-22 04:31pm

DH: maybe, but i don't know who the fuck you are...

LP: which airport?

Dorsk: you can probably get to Euston Square fairly easy (Hammersmith Line from Paddington), but when LP gives me flight details I'll arrange a itinerary...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-22 05:02pm

Just so I know what sort of train times to look for, what time are we meeting?
Or
Pounder, what time does your flight get in? I think theres a train link from Heathrow to Padington isn't there? So if I know when your flight gets in, then I can try and be at Padington at around that time so that I can meet you and IB, who I assume is meeting you, on your way back into the city.... Did that make sense?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-22 05:04pm

No, if it's Heathrow, we'll be taking the Piccadilly Line, and would have to change in the West End to get to Paddington...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-22 05:46pm

Ah. Erm. Well, how about Waterloo? Does that make things any better? *Knows squat about London trains*