Commie Jane to Star Alongside J-Lo

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-22 11:10pm

And my respect for Jennifer Lopez has dropped even further for agreeing to work across from the heinous traitor-bitch.

Jane Fonda is scheduled to play the disgruntled mother in law of Lopez in 'Monster-In-Law'.

Bet that's a movie I won't be attending. I'll never be able to forgive that commie whore for what she did to our boys.

Forgive me for sounding so, shall we say, rude, but I can't come close to expressing my feelings in words...

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-01-22 11:20pm

That's not being rude at all

I'm puzzled that you're holding back as much as you are

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-22 11:22pm

I'm glad this is happening. Hopefully this will sink J. Ho's career, I absolutely can't stand her.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-22 11:27pm

Joe wrote:I'm glad this is happening. Hopefully this will sink J. Ho's career, I absolutely can't stand her.

She seems to have a career character shield. None of the crap she can make can sink it.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-01-22 11:28pm

Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry? Last I heard he was crying about "excessive media attention" just after the wedding got called off.

Here's to hoping I don't hear about either one of them for a good long time...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-22 11:30pm

muse wrote:Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry? Last I heard he was crying about "excessive media attention" just after the wedding got called off.

Here's to hoping I don't hear about either one of them for a good long time...

That was some 3 marriages ago. She might be trying to beat Britney Spears' record soon.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-22 11:34pm

muse wrote:Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry? Last I heard he was crying about "excessive media attention" just after the wedding got called off.

Ben Affleck and her just split up for good,anyway thats what i heard today,finish kaput goodbye talentless hack.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-22 11:44pm

Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years. He's gonna be in a Kevin Smith movie soon, right? Affleck is good in Kevin Smith movies.

EDIT: Speaking of obnoxious, talentless hacks, I see that Ashton Kutcher has issued a list of "demands" to the Sundance Film Festival. Fuck you, Kutcher. A monkey could play your roles. One serious film (which probably sucks) does not make you awesome. Give your fucking winterwear to a director or a writer or someone a fucking gaffer; someone who deserves it.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-22 11:46pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years.

He could marry Matt Damon.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-01-22 11:49pm

Maybe someday they'll put out a workout video together, too. I'd enjoy that more than I'd enjoy anything either of them have ever done in their careers.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-22 11:54pm

Hey! It's not all bad. The affleck/damon/smith movies were good (with the possible exception of Mallrats), the Bourne Identity was great, Good Will Hunting was great, Stuck on You was good...lots a good stuff to go along with the "Pearl Harbor" and "Reindeer Games"

But let's not forget Affleck's most valuable contribution to society...The Voyage of the Mimi!

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-01-22 11:55pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Speaking of obnoxious, talentless hacks, I see that Ashton Kutcher has issued a list of "demands" to the Sundance Film Festival.

Explain and link.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-22 11:55pm

Gandalf wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years.
He could marry Matt Damon.

They were a beautlful couple.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-01-22 11:57pm

Montcalm wrote:Ben Affleck and her just split up for good,anyway thats what i heard today,finish kaput goodbye talentless hack.

Thank god! I was starting to get sick from seeing them on TV every time I watched the news.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-23 12:02am

muse wrote:Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry?

Dickless indeed. He somehow ends up dating J-lo and what does he do? He whines and conplains and acts like a pussy. I don't think he even had sex with her. If I were him I'd fuck her senseless, marry her, and then fuck her some more 'till my dick is too sore to use. I swear the guy got castrated or something.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-23 12:04am

Explain and link.

The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-23 12:11am

I believe the Traitor is more accurately refered to as "Hanoi Jane."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-23 01:05am

HemlockGrey wrote:
Explain and link.
The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?

Butterfly Effect right?

You got to be kidding me. He should have nowhere near the weight to be able to pull shit like that.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2004-01-23 01:16am

HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years. He's gonna be in a Kevin Smith movie soon, right? Affleck is good in Kevin Smith movies.

Yeah he's gonna be in a Kevin SMith movie soon, With J-Lo. YOu are talking about Jersey GIrl right?

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-01-23 01:19am

HemlockGrey wrote:
Explain and link.
The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?

Doesn't fucking work.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-23 01:24am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I believe the Traitor is more accurately refered to as "Hanoi Jane."

Or Commie Whore, or Bitch-'o-Minh, etc....

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-23 01:41am

Fanbody: J-Lo has a 10 minute cameo. Science can isolate and neutralize its certain crappiness, much like neutralizing a malignant tumor.

IP: Just go to "Imdb.com" it should be on one of the "news" Columns on the right.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-23 01:50am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years. He's gonna be in a Kevin Smith movie soon, right? Affleck is good in Kevin Smith movies.
Yeah he's gonna be in a Kevin SMith movie soon, With J-Lo. YOu are talking about Jersey GIrl right?

Her part is supposed to be really small at the beginning.

Hopefully it won't lead to the creation of the Gigli Effect(TM) whereby any movie with both Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck is doomed to crappiness of astronomical proportions.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-23 01:50am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
Explain and link.
The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?
Doesn't fucking work.

He linked the ad picture.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2004-01-23 03:22am

Bout fucking time those two split. I can't believe it took this long since its been about a week since she was caught running around with her ex while he was in England.