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Rumor: bin Laden in custody?

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I think it's BS. Anyone else?
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If it was true, it'd be all over the news sites by now.

I call BS.
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I'm going to call bullshit.
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Bullshit. Extraordinary claim, extraordinary proof. Instead, we are handed 'suspicious movements' around where Laden was sighted. Ever think they might be trying to bag the fucker?

Now, admittably, I expect some delay between his capture and the media break. But unless this lights up every news channel at the eleven o'clock update, it's hot air.
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Methinks this is bunk, were it true there would have been greater coverage of such a news worthy story by now. Besides, why would the State Department denying capturing Usama if they really did have him? The U.S. certainly didn't keep quiet when they catched Saddam.
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I'm leaning toward bullshit here too.
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They've already claimed that it's false. So it must be true!




No seriously, sounds like bullshit to me.
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Bullshit. We would have been informed at the paper, if it was true.
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The only reason that they would capture someone like him and keep it a secret is if they wanted to wait until before the elections, but then again, we didn't do that with Saddam, or any captured Al-Qaeda/Iraqi for that matter, and I don't see how it would be any different for bin Laden.

In short, I say it's bullshit too.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:The only reason that they would capture someone like him and keep it a secret is if they wanted to wait until before the elections, but then again, we didn't do that with Saddam, or any captured Al-Qaeda/Iraqi for that matter, and I don't see how it would be any different for bin Laden.
Actually, there are lots of legitimate military and security reasons for maintaining such a high-profile capture a secret for at least a little while. However, political concerns would not be sufficient to maintain secrecy, and even the legitimate security concerns would not hold up for very long (more than a few days, I would imagine). For example, the US might want to first move him to a secure area before announcing the capture so as to prevent anyone from attempting either a rescue or an assassination along the way, or they may simply wish to confirm his identity before announcing the capture, and in bin Laden's case that may be more difficult than it seems.

That being said, the article is almost certainly bullshit (it doesn't even bother to point out that there may be OTHER high-value targets in the region), just not for the reasons you pointed out.
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According to the BBC, it was a really bad prank by a Lebanese news program that people took far too seriously.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle ... 424197.stm
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