Have you or your lover ever farted during sex?

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-24 01:42pm

victorhadin wrote:Generally, it's not the noisy ones that are the problem...

What's even scarier is the ones that end up not being a fart after all...

And may the universe have mercy on any unfortunate soul having to through that experience!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-01-24 02:47pm

Robert Walper wrote:
victorhadin wrote:Generally, it's not the noisy ones that are the problem...
What's even scarier is the ones that end up not being a fart after all...

And may the universe have mercy on any unfortunate soul having to through that experience!

Damn you to hell Walper! (then again, you're on SD.net, so you'll end up there anyway) Everytime I'll close my eyes from now on I'll see that image! *shudders*

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-24 02:59pm

Durandal wrote:Think about it. If there was no gas in there, you'd be literally sucked in and stuck the second you penetrated. This might create an interesting initial sensation, but it could complicate things. Think about sticking your dick into a vacuum cleaner.

I assumed the vagina just collapsed shut when there was nothing in there. The vacuum analogy is somewhat misleading considering the vagina is not a rigid structure.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-01-24 03:16pm

Howedar wrote:
Durandal wrote:Think about it. If there was no gas in there, you'd be literally sucked in and stuck the second you penetrated. This might create an interesting initial sensation, but it could complicate things. Think about sticking your dick into a vacuum cleaner.
I assumed the vagina just collapsed shut when there was nothing in there. The vacuum analogy is somewhat misleading considering the vagina is not a rigid structure.

It is now, however, a vacuum. It does collapse shut, but it doesn't seal effectively enough to prevent gas from getting in.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-01-24 03:41pm

It's only really a problem when it's a loud one, and you both can't help but collapse into laughter instead of pounding. But hey, it's fun.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-24 04:54pm

YT300000 wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:
victorhadin wrote:Generally, it's not the noisy ones that are the problem...
What's even scarier is the ones that end up not being a fart after all...

And may the universe have mercy on any unfortunate soul having to through that experience!

Damn you to hell Walper! (then again, you're on SD.net, so you'll end up there anyway) Everytime I'll close my eyes from now on I'll see that image! *shudders*

You underestimate the power of the Dark Side!

...

And in this case, the "dark side" is a little smelly...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-24 07:22pm

onle of my ex partners had chromes(sp) disease and so she farted at the most inopportune moments including when i was balls deep. I've never knowingly farted though during the times i wasn't too mindful of wheather or not i was expelling pent up wind.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-24 07:42pm

I try to think that women don't do that kind of stuff.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-24 07:54pm

Demiurge wrote:I try to think that women don't do that kind of stuff.

My older sister didn't and ended up with a hole in her internal organs due to that. My advice to women is that if you need to squeeze one off be like nike and just do it.