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Mayabird wrote:Is it just me, or are a lot of girls taught to be indecisive or act that way? I had a lot of problems understanding girls at school because they were always pulling crap like that, not just in romantic issues either.
Yes, girls are taught to act that way. Why, I haven't a clue. It doesn't seem to do anyone any good.
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Try reading Odd Girl Out, it should enlighten you a bit.
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Why is it that the more I read stuff like this on this board, the more I feel like I have already found the perfect gf? I mean she's to the point, intresting conversationalist, and, to top it off, a geek. I'm just going to lean back in my chair and laugh at you now...
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Singular Quartet wrote:Why is it that the more I read stuff like this on this board, the more I feel like I have already found the perfect gf? I mean she's to the point, intresting conversationalist, and, to top it off, a geek. I'm just going to lean back in my chair and laugh at you now...
My problem is finding a guy who's actually looking for a girl like me instead of that whiny indecisive "I don't know how I feel" girl who wears skimpy clothing.

No wait....it's the skimpy clothing, isn't it? I guess that overrules the desire to have a girlfriend you can watch anime and play video games with.
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This girl seems familier...

her : -"i can't go out with you, im really busy at the moment and it'll get in the way"

Me : - "no, you just don't want me to know about the other guy who you got with on friday"

her :- "what other guy?"

Me : - "im not stupid"

Her : - "i didn't do anything honest"

Me : - "*sigh*"
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Mayabird wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:Why is it that the more I read stuff like this on this board, the more I feel like I have already found the perfect gf? I mean she's to the point, intresting conversationalist, and, to top it off, a geek. I'm just going to lean back in my chair and laugh at you now...
My problem is finding a guy who's actually looking for a girl like me instead of that whiny indecisive "I don't know how I feel" girl who wears skimpy clothing.

No wait....it's the skimpy clothing, isn't it? I guess that overrules the desire to have a girlfriend you can watch anime and play video games with.
Skimpy clothing does get me to look at a girl but I wouldn't ever consider dating one of those over something you just described. And I don't let ANY of my girl friends play the indecisive card. You have a mind, you have a view. Tell me it now before I get annoyed at you.
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Mayabird wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:Why is it that the more I read stuff like this on this board, the more I feel like I have already found the perfect gf? I mean she's to the point, intresting conversationalist, and, to top it off, a geek. I'm just going to lean back in my chair and laugh at you now...
My problem is finding a guy who's actually looking for a girl like me instead of that whiny indecisive "I don't know how I feel" girl who wears skimpy clothing.

No wait....it's the skimpy clothing, isn't it? I guess that overrules the desire to have a girlfriend you can watch anime and play video games with.
Actually, I know a girl who watches anime and plays video games (although not as much) and still wears skimpy clothing... but then again, she does call me Susie and claims she's Jesus... at least she isn't one ofthe three that have bitten me...
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Me: So do you like me?
Her: I can but I won't.
Um...what the hell kind of answer is that?! :wtf:

Be glad her answer was the no of sorts that it was.
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I would recommend Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by John Gray. The book lays out pretty well the differences between men and women (besides the obvious). While it isn't a cookie-cutter solution, the book does provide valuable insight. One thing I've discovered is that women never forget what they perceive to be a wrong committed against them. It may have seemed a trivial thing to the man involved, but the woman has added it to an eternal "mental list."
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