Most Annoying Sound
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Most Annoying Sound
OK, we all have our annoying sounds that we absolutely hate. Mine would have to be the noise that is made when someone is typing on a keyboard, hitting the keys hard. I fricken can't stand it...
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<Stephen Colbert>
And now this song, to the tune of Nokia Ringtone No. 3
"You're annoying
Stupid douche bag
Turn your phone off now!
You're annoying
Stupid douche bag
Turn your phone off now!"
</Stephen Colbert>
And now this song, to the tune of Nokia Ringtone No. 3
"You're annoying
Stupid douche bag
Turn your phone off now!
You're annoying
Stupid douche bag
Turn your phone off now!"
</Stephen Colbert>
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the sound of anything rubbing against that stuff school bags are made out of!!
(and some coats)
Thats why i have a canvas bag... it makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up *shudders*
Its worse than fingers on a chalk board!!
oh, i fidget and crack my knucles dd, you'd probably go crazy if put in hte same room as me
(and some coats)
Thats why i have a canvas bag... it makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up *shudders*
Its worse than fingers on a chalk board!!
oh, i fidget and crack my knucles dd, you'd probably go crazy if put in hte same room as me
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Lazy Raptor wrote:Any kind of telephone ring annoys the hell out of me, but it's those stupid musical cellphone jingles that make me want to start hurting people.
Same here. Death to cell phones.
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the sound of styrofoam grinding together. it utterly makes me cringe whenever i hear it. and i'm talking about the styrofoam that's used when packing boxes. not the foam pill things, but the sheets of styrofoam.
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The rattling sound of a child's breathing when he has a bronchial infection. The most horrible sound I know.
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I get that sound a lot. Believe me, its much worse hearing it coming from yourself. I got pneumonia in 7th grade because I was dumb enough to go out collecting water samples in February for my science project when I already had a cold. (Won the science fair, though!) Have gotten pneumonia every February since except last year. (I hope that means its over. If not, I'm about due to hear my lungs start bubbling.)Darth Wong wrote:The rattling sound of a child's breathing when he has a bronchial infection. The most horrible sound I know.
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I know what it sounds like coming from myself. When you hear it coming from your firstborn son, it's ten times worse. Trust me.Rogue 9 wrote:I get that sound a lot. Believe me, its much worse hearing it coming from yourself.Darth Wong wrote:The rattling sound of a child's breathing when he has a bronchial infection. The most horrible sound I know.
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Point. Conceded.Darth Wong wrote:I know what it sounds like coming from myself. When you hear it coming from your firstborn son, it's ten times worse. Trust me.Rogue 9 wrote:I get that sound a lot. Believe me, its much worse hearing it coming from yourself.Darth Wong wrote:The rattling sound of a child's breathing when he has a bronchial infection. The most horrible sound I know.
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-Cellphones ringing. Especially if there those stupid ones that beep some song when they ring.
-Babies crying
-Styrfoam grinding together. It gives me goosebumps.
-Fire alarms and smoke detectors. They're loud and high-pitched, and especially aggrivating when it's just a false alarm or fire drill.
-Vaccum cleaners. Mainly for the loud and aggrivating sound they make.
Basically, it's sudden, loud, and high-pitched sounds that I hate.
-Babies crying
-Styrfoam grinding together. It gives me goosebumps.
-Fire alarms and smoke detectors. They're loud and high-pitched, and especially aggrivating when it's just a false alarm or fire drill.
-Vaccum cleaners. Mainly for the loud and aggrivating sound they make.
Basically, it's sudden, loud, and high-pitched sounds that I hate.
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I think that would fall somewhere between "agonizing" and "torturous" than "annoying."Darth Wong wrote:I know what it sounds like coming from myself. When you hear it coming from your firstborn son, it's ten times worse. Trust me.Rogue 9 wrote:I get that sound a lot. Believe me, its much worse hearing it coming from yourself.Darth Wong wrote:The rattling sound of a child's breathing when he has a bronchial infection. The most horrible sound I know.
As to my thoughts on the world's most annoying sound... hmm... I'd have to say the voice of an idiot, because whenever you hear that sound, you just know that they're going to say something unbeleivablely stupid. Just consider this for a moment: debating scooter in person.
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Believe it or not, I'm often greatly annoyed by the sound of my own eating, especially when I'm in a hurry and eating seems an unwelcome chore...Nathan F wrote:OK, we all have our annoying sounds that we absolutely hate. Mine would have to be the noise that is made when someone is typing on a keyboard, hitting the keys hard. I fricken can't stand it...
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Obnoxious cell phone ringtones: 'Nuff Said. Worse, the owners of the offending cell always WAIT TEN SECONDS before picking it up! Next asshat who does that is gonna feel my baseball bat in his neck! I always keep my cell on vibrate unless I'm high (which is never in a public place) simply out of common courtesy.
What I call 'Reference Sounds' coming from the TV: Attention-grabbing things like a baby cry, telephone ring, door knock/bell, etc. We need a law banning such noises from being broadcast. And the fucking COMMERCIALS are getting into the act to get our attention too! HRAAUGH!!
Same Old Stock Sounds in TV programming: If I hear a cabinet open and it has the SAME creak noise I've heard a thousand times before, I'm gonna scream. Even worse is that stupid click noise on commercials with a mouse cursor on the screen. Instead of a nice quiet click like a mouse really makes, it always sounds like a plasticky 'KLUNK"! It doesn't help that I hate commercials with a mouse cursor on 'em anyway...
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What I call 'Reference Sounds' coming from the TV: Attention-grabbing things like a baby cry, telephone ring, door knock/bell, etc. We need a law banning such noises from being broadcast. And the fucking COMMERCIALS are getting into the act to get our attention too! HRAAUGH!!
Same Old Stock Sounds in TV programming: If I hear a cabinet open and it has the SAME creak noise I've heard a thousand times before, I'm gonna scream. Even worse is that stupid click noise on commercials with a mouse cursor on the screen. Instead of a nice quiet click like a mouse really makes, it always sounds like a plasticky 'KLUNK"! It doesn't help that I hate commercials with a mouse cursor on 'em anyway...
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