Really really screwed up hypothetical

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Do you take it?

Yes
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No
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Undecided...
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Straha, anyone who can think up stuff like this deserves to be killed
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Really really screwed up hypothetical

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Alright, the powers that be come down to you and offer you the chance to inhabit a deserted island with everything that you would ever want on it, and 3 of the most beutiful looking women, all in love with you. Here's the catch, once a month you must let each of these women penetrate you with a strap-on dildo, do you take this offer?
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For me, that's not much of a catch. So yes.
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Of course! Why the fuck not?
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Me and three beautiful ladies on an island 29 days of the month with everything I've ever wanted on it, for about 2 hours of anal fucking monthly? Not a problem.
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They better have A-cups at biggest. Oh, and I hope they like building things (i.e. they're practically men) :)
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Well, the island has everything I'd ever want on it, right? So yes, I would, and on strap-on night I'd consume enough alcohol to erase the experience.

And also, all the woman have to do is penetrate, they don't have to stay there for any length of time. So it would be like three really short prostate exams.
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I don't want to live on a deserted island. Everything I'd want would mean there was civilization, which means the scenario is meaningless to me.
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Just once a month? :(
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Bring on the lube, I got me some fun time!
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Three hot chicks,i think i`ll have to get the tattoo written "Exit Only" erased off my butt. :wink:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

It's not much of a downside to all of the stuff I do get, so yes, I'll take it. If it was every night, and the dildos were covered with sandpaper, then maybe it would be too much for me, but anything less would be worth it in my opinion.
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How big is the strapon?
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Nathan F wrote:How big is the strapon?
Nine inches.
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Painful, but with enough lube and some time to get used to it one quick penetration a month isn't enough to make me disregard paradise.
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The Aliens wrote:Painful, but with enough lube and some time to get used to it one quick penetration a month isn't enough to make me disregard paradise.

Four women are each doing this to you.
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Yes yes yes! A million times yes! :P
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Sorry, four quick penetrations (did not the OP state 3? Well, harrdly matters, the mroe the merrier for 29 days of the month)
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Anything I want? That would include several forms of reliable transportation off of the island.
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I've always wondered what that would feel like...
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darthdavid wrote:I've always wondered what that would feel like...
Sort of like a shit in reverse. Pleasant when you get used to it, i'm sure.
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Rye wrote:
darthdavid wrote:I've always wondered what that would feel like...
Sort of like a shit in reverse. Pleasant when you get used to it, i'm sure.
You have experience?
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Straha wrote:
Rye wrote:
darthdavid wrote:I've always wondered what that would feel like...
Sort of like a shit in reverse. Pleasant when you get used to it, i'm sure.
You have experience?
Not of that, no. Stands to reason though, if you think of what muscles it's stimulating.
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No, I would not take the offer. One beautiful woman is enough for me, and I'm quite happy living in civilization.

As for the pain factor that others have alluded to, it would probably be exceedingly painful. First of all, a 9" strap-on is a huge object. Second, you will almost certainly tense up and clench due to reflex, because unless you're Einy, you're not used to the feeling of objects going in the wrong way. That clenching will make it vastly more painful.
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Darth Wong wrote:No, I would not take the offer. One beautiful woman is enough for me, and I'm quite happy living in civilization.

As for the pain factor that others have alluded to, it would probably be exceedingly painful. First of all, a 9" strap-on is a huge object. Second, you will almost certainly tense up and clench due to reflex, because unless you're Einy, you're not used to the feeling of objects going in the wrong way. That clenching will make it vastly more painful.
Well, how does your wife feel about Anal Sex?

EDIT: Clarification, post made to show that people can accept objects up the back route, nothing else.
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Re: Really really screwed up hypothetical

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Straha wrote:Alright, the powers that be come down to you and offer you the chance to inhabit a deserted island with everything that you would ever want on it, and 3 of the most beutiful looking women, all in love with you. Here's the catch, once a month you must let each of these women penetrate you with a strap-on dildo, do you take this offer?
Only ONCE a month? What's the fun in that?!
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