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Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-11 06:13pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I've only seen about 20 minutes of Enterprise.

And reading this has convinced me that that's enough.

Consider yourself lucky.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-11 06:16pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I've only seen about 20 minutes of Enterprise.

And reading this has convinced me that that's enough.
Consider yourself lucky.

I do.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-11 06:18pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I've only seen about 20 minutes of Enterprise.

And reading this has convinced me that that's enough.
Consider yourself lucky.
I do.

I'm envious.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-11 07:37pm

Because of the weather I can't watch UPN, Fox & WB exvept between November and Febuary.

I have managed to miss 6 out of seven seasons of Voyager this way.

Unfortunatly I am missing Smallville, Simpsons, and the last season of X-Files. Although I hear I didn't miss much last year.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-11 10:13pm

I remember reading something about Enterprise a long time ago, before watching it...

I found it, here

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1001/enterprise.html

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-11 10:21pm

Funny, Archer seems to have very little in the way of Christianity and very much in the category of homosexuality. Seriously.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-11 10:28pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Akira wrote:um... IIRC, only Male's get ponfarr.
You remember correctly. What does it say about B&B that AKIRA can remember correctly, but that they cannot?

Nothing good. Nothing good at all.

Though to be fair, I think they damn well know and just don't give a shit.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-11 10:31pm

Slartibartfast wrote:I remember reading something about Enterprise a long time ago, before watching it...

I found it, here

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1001/enterprise.html

WTF?

I haven't see anything resembling that article on TV.

And Quantum Leap is a Christian Science series? I suppose that it does have some biblical elements but I'd hardly call it a christian science series.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-11 10:33pm

Stormbringer wrote:WTF?

I haven't see anything resembling that article on TV.

And Quantum Leap is a Christian Science series? I suppose that it does have some biblical elements but I'd hardly call it a christian science series.

Landover Baptist is satire.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-11 10:40pm

And damned good satire, at that.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-11 11:05pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Well they have proven they have no understanding of:

Astronomy: (Making Alpha Centaria a Singular System: Voyager)

Don't forget Qronos being ~1 lightyear away!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-11 11:15pm

XaLEv wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:WTF?

I haven't see anything resembling that article on TV.

And Quantum Leap is a Christian Science series? I suppose that it does have some biblical elements but I'd hardly call it a christian science series.
Landover Baptist is satire.

I didn't know that. Well you learn something new every day.

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2002-10-12 12:46am

Star Trek: the Sex Appeal. Maybe the writers should come up with some good sci-fi porn

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-12 12:50am

Newtonian Fury wrote:Star Trek: the Sex Appeal. Maybe the writers should come up with some good sci-fi porn

If it's got a threesome with 7 of 9, Ezari and Jadzia Dax, I'll buy it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-12 12:53am

Stormbringer wrote:
Newtonian Fury wrote:Star Trek: the Sex Appeal. Maybe the writers should come up with some good sci-fi porn
If it's got a threesome with 7 of 9, Ezari and Jadzia Dax, I'll buy it.

I'd rather have Ezri, Jadzi, and Hoshi.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-12 01:04am

neoolong wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Newtonian Fury wrote:Star Trek: the Sex Appeal. Maybe the writers should come up with some good sci-fi porn :shock:
If it's got a threesome with 7 of 9, Ezari and Jadzia Dax, I'll buy it.
I'd rather have Ezri, Jadzi, and Hoshi.

Man why doesn't anyone want to see the Dr Crusher, Capt Janeway, Nameless Ensign three way? I mean I do.

N.B. nooooooo

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-12 01:22am

neoolong wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Newtonian Fury wrote:Star Trek: the Sex Appeal. Maybe the writers should come up with some good sci-fi porn
If it's got a threesome with 7 of 9, Ezari and Jadzia Dax, I'll buy it.
I'd rather have Ezri, Jadzi, and Hoshi.

I can't say I've ever watched Enterforaprise so I couldn't comment on Hoshi.

Maybe a foursome is in order.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-12 01:24am

female ponfar...

Just when you think the insane bastard child's hit rock bottom, he pulls out a shovel.

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2002-10-12 04:42am

XaLEv wrote:
Dark Primus wrote:Well since only Vulcan males can get Pon farr what does that tell us about T'Pol.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.....

A male Vulcan disguised a female, how discusting.
Beat you to it. See first page.

Oh

What kind of sick perverts are B&B? Well at least now we know T'Pol is a male in disguise.
I am going to throw up.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-12 09:47am

Dark Primus wrote: Oh

What kind of sick perverts are B&B? Well at least now we know T'Pol is a male in disguise.
I am going to throw up.

It's kind of funny though, to think of all of those fan-boys whacking off to a hermaphrodite.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-12 11:12am

I know it's not canon (is anything in Trek anymore) but Dr. Selar went through Pon Far in Peter David's "New Frontier" series. Now she really did hook up with a hermaphrodite (a Hermat to be specific).

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2002-10-13 12:39am

My bad it isnt about Pon'farr.....

It's Something better...

From Startrek.com

Synopsis:

Archer spends a fretful night in sickbay with Dr. Phlox after Porthos, Archer's pet beagle, picks up a deadly virus on an alien planet. Meanwhile, crew members believe Archer's increased stress level is due to Porthos' illness, but Dr. Phlox suspects it has to do with Archer's repressed sexual tension and urges Archer to discuss it with T'Pol.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-13 12:59am

What the hell? The doctor is advising the captain to talk to a Vulcan about emotional problems. What next consulting a Klingon on pacifism.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2002-10-13 01:29am

Dennis Toy wrote:From Startrek.com

Synopsis:

Archer spends a fretful night in sickbay with Dr. Phlox after Porthos, Archer's pet beagle, picks up a deadly virus on an alien planet. Meanwhile, crew members believe Archer's increased stress level is due to Porthos' illness, but Dr. Phlox suspects it has to do with Archer's repressed sexual tension and urges Archer to discuss it with T'Pol.

My my... I remember somebody on this board, on some other thread, being rather indignant over the criticism of Boobyprise, suggesting that it's plots were far better than TOS, or something to that effect. I must say, after reading this, my eyes are opened.

How could I have ever wasted time over the years watching and critically defending trite, nonsensical drivel such as Kirk risking galactic war to pursue an attacking Romulan ship, or Kirk having to decide whether or not to seek revenge upon an interplanetary war criminal, or a story of jealousy and madness, or Kirk encountering a society where absolute power has corrupted absolutely, or a story of enslavement by one's inner fears, or Kirk having to decide whether or not to kill in revenge, or the Enterprise pursuing a vital but morally questionable spy mission, or any of these obviously inferior themes of human drama and moral issues and psychology when I can explore the multidimensional depths of a plot where Capt. Archer, neurotically worried over his little sick doggie, discusses his sex problems with the ship's walking freezer unit?

How foolish of me for not having things in their proper perspective...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-13 11:02am

Dennis Toy wrote:My bad it isnt about Pon'farr.....

It's Something better...

From Startrek.com

Synopsis:

Archer spends a fretful night in sickbay with Dr. Phlox after Porthos, Archer's pet beagle, picks up a deadly virus on an alien planet. Meanwhile, crew members believe Archer's increased stress level is due to Porthos' illness, but Dr. Phlox suspects it has to do with Archer's repressed sexual tension and urges Archer to discuss it with T'Pol.

I'd read this part in TV guide but that dosen't necessarilly make your prediction about Pon Far incorrect. If I remember correctly the epsiode of Voyager that dealt with Pon Far had the Vulcan's emotions influencing Belanna Torres because he had chosen her as the most compatable for reproduction (or some crap like that). It's possible that Archers's sexual tension isn't all his he may be getting some of it telepathically projected onto him by T'Pol. This is all speculation though.

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